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#202 Aug 17 2015 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Presidential candidate Donald Trump has billions of dollars, a customized helicopter and jet, and an affinity for emblazoning his logo on any flat surface, but over the weekend he demonstrated he’s no Bruce Wayne.

While appearing Saturday at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Trump revealed his secret identity — an amateur move. It wasn’t the $7 million helicopter with ‘TRUMP” plastered on the side that gave it away, or the red ball cap with “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN,” but rather the candidate himself: He confessed to being Batman.

Following through on a promise, the reality-TV star turned 2016 Republican frontrunner offered children rides in his swanky helicopter. During one of the trips, one 9-year-old passenger asked, “Mr. Trump, are you Batman?” Without hesitation, Trump replied, “I am Batman.”

Clearly the Dark Knight’s rogues gallery has been taking the wrong approach for the past 75 years. If they wanted to know Batman’s identity, all they had to do was ask.

Trump’s response naturally spawned a biting and hilarious #BatTrump meme and a BatTrump Twitter account (“I am not the president the U.S. needs. I am the president it fucking deserves.”).
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Lenny Robinson, who made international headlines three years ago as the “Route 29 Batman,” was struck by a car and killed Sunday night outside of Hagerstown, Maryland. He was 51.

A Baltimore businessman, Robinson owned a replica of the Batman ’66 Batmobile and a customized black Lamborghini, and visited children’s hospitals dressed as the Caped Crusader. He was propelled to fame in March 2012 after he was pulled over — in full costume — by police in Silver Spring, Maryland. The video of the traffic stop became an Internet sensation.

According to The Washington Post, Robinson was on his way back from a car show in West Virginia Sunday when he experienced engine trouble on Interstate 70. State police say he stopped “partially in the fast lane,” and was checking the engine when a Toyota Camry struck the Batmobile, which then struck and killed Robinson.

The accident is under investigation.


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#203 Aug 24 2015 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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I guess he can't blame the Mexicans on this one. We all know this situation is just like last time and the stocks dropping is obviously because Obama has been elected president.

Edited, Aug 24th 2015 2:21pm by lolgaxe
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#204 Aug 24 2015 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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He can, however, blame the Chinese. Which, while not entirely wrong as to source, it's a red herring.

I expect polls to hit the 30%s.
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He can, however, blame the Chinese.

Apparently you can blame just about anyone or anything.
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Pat Robertson says he believes the stock market’s massive sell-off this morning was God’s way of punishing the Obama administration for supporting abortion rights, Politico reports.
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#206 Aug 25 2015 at 7:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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The GOP is in a panic over Trump. State parties in Virginia and N. Carolina are looking into changing their ballot access rules so that anyone who wants to be on the GOP ballot must pledge to support the GOP nominee and not make a third party run. The GOP couldn't corner him during the Fox News debate so they're scrambling for any alternative to stop a disaster.

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#207 Aug 25 2015 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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How binding would that really be?

I suppose no one should be surprised when the party of fear succumbs to panic.
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#208 Aug 25 2015 at 8:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's like the Titanic, except the iceberg is running for President.
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#209 Aug 25 2015 at 8:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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How binding would that really be?

No idea. Could the Virginia GOP then sue to force Trump to stop his (third party) campaign? I dunno.

In semi-related news of state level election shenanigans, Rand Paul (remember him?) had an issue where he couldn't hedge his bets by being on the Kentucky primary ballot in both the senator and president slots. By state law, you can only be on there once. Changing the state law seemed problematic so Paul and the Kentucky state GOP hit upon a solution: if the KY GOP held a caucus instead of an election, he could be on both the caucus ballot for president and the primary election ballot for senator. But caucuses are expensive, especially when you're only holding them to benefit one guy, so the state GOP made Paul promise to pay for it.

Now Paul is getting like 3% in the polls and is on the hook to pay for the state caucuses. He just made his first payment of $250,000 the other week. He not only has zero chance of winning the national nomination but gets the pleasure of paying for an expensive -- and useless -- caucus.
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#210 Aug 25 2015 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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I salute his commitment to personal responsibility. And his pumping a quarter of a million dollars into the local economy.
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I could question his fiscal decision making skills though.
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#212 Aug 25 2015 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Imagine if he somehow didn't win his senate job.
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From what I gathered, a state party can legally make a demand such as a loyalty pledge but their sole recourse if it's broken is to complain loudly and perhaps expel that person from the state party.
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#214 Aug 25 2015 at 4:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
How binding would that really be?

I suppose no one should be surprised when the party of fear succumbs to panic.


lolgaxe wrote:
It's like the Titanic, except the iceberg is running for President.

It's like the Supernatural episode "Yellow Fever", where bullies are infected with a spiritual disease that literally scares them to death.
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#215 Aug 25 2015 at 6:05 PM Rating: Decent
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It's starting to look like the Dems are just as panicked (or more) about Clinton. I mean, Biden? Really? And Sanders is polling at like 30%? Holy hell you guys have some problems.

I do find it interesting that the GOP is basically trying to figure out how to deal with a leading candidate who is far more popular in the polls than he should be, while the Dems are trying to figure out how to deal with a leading candidate who is far less popular than she should be. Not really sure which situation is actually worse.
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#216 Aug 25 2015 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Trump, easily. I know you'll try to find equivalencies and stuff but Clinton polling 20 points ahead of her competition and beating every GOP challenger in general election polling is in no way "worse" than Trump dominating the GOP polling, driving the election conversation, forcing the candidates to take views based on what Trump is saying and a fear of a third party candidacy that's making states consider changing their ballot procedures.

But, sure, Clinton "should" be winning by a million-thousand points so that's totally the same thing.

Edited, Aug 25th 2015 7:34pm by Jophiel
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#217 Aug 26 2015 at 7:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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I do find it interesting that the GOP is basically trying to figure out how to deal with a leading candidate who is far more popular in the polls
I find it interesting that you're saying poll results for a candidate are accurately determining their popularity when last time you were adamant that they were invalid due to oversampling. I wonder what the difference between these two situations is.
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Well, at least he's consistent with the "They SHOULD be winning by a hundred points -- this is a huge crisis for them!" routine. Remember when Obama twice lost the election because he wasn't leading by the margins Gbaji said were required?
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#219 Aug 26 2015 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
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It's starting to look like the Dems are just as panicked (or more) about Clinton. I mean, Biden? Really? And Sanders is polling at like 30%? Holy **** you guys have some problems.

These are weak candidates, it's true. On the other hand, the ongoing retarded clown show you idiots are trotting out is doing a lot to make feel considerably less worried about it. Is it some sort of cunning plan aimed at getting negative latino votes and hope that breaks some sort of tallying machine?
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#220 Aug 26 2015 at 4:25 PM Rating: Decent
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It's starting to look like the Dems are just as panicked (or more) about Clinton. I mean, Biden? Really? And Sanders is polling at like 30%? Holy **** you guys have some problems.

These are weak candidates, it's true. On the other hand, the ongoing retarded clown show you idiots are trotting out is doing a lot to make feel considerably less worried about it. Is it some sort of cunning plan aimed at getting negative latino votes and hope that breaks some sort of tallying machine?


Trust me Smash. No one is more dismayed at the rise of Trump than I. The guy's a walking caricature of disaster, yet somehow keeps polling well. I keep waiting for people to realize he's not really a valid candidate and move on. Hopefully, that'll happen sooner rather than later.

Scarily, it would actually be a tough call for me if the general actually came down to Clinton vs Trump. Actually, not really. As much as I utterly despise Clinton, I'd probably vote for her because I'm not one of those bleating people who blindly complain about "establishment candidates". I actually think they're far better in office than the outsiders that people think will swoop in and do a better job. Clinton would be a terrible president, but she probably wouldn't break things too badly. She just wouldn't make things any better (much like her husband), and the problems of today would be pushed down the road to tomorrow (just like her husband did). That's "bad", but not "really bad". Trump would fix things the way a bull fixes a china shop. He'd be as bad for this country from the Right as Obama has been from the Left. And that's not what we need at all.
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#221 Aug 26 2015 at 5:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Interestingly, when you release bulls into china shops they tend to walk around carefully and not break anything. I suppose if you got one agitated first, the china wouldn't put up much of a fight though.
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Interestingly, when you release bulls into china shops they tend to walk around carefully and not break anything. I suppose if you got one agitated first, the china wouldn't put up much of a fight though.


I think Trump qualifies as an agitated bull. If we're following the analogy anyway.
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Interestingly, when you release bulls into china shops they tend to walk around carefully and not break anything.

Was there tax-payer funded research into this?
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Trump, easily. I know you'll try to find equivalencies and stuff but Clinton polling 20 points ahead of her competition and beating every GOP challenger in general election polling is in no way "worse" than Trump dominating the GOP polling, driving the election conversation, forcing the candidates to take views based on what Trump is saying and a fear of a third party candidacy that's making states consider changing their ballot procedures.

But, sure, Clinton "should" be winning by a million-thousand points so that's totally the same thing.

Edited, Aug 25th 2015 7:34pm by Jophiel


My favorite is when GOP campaign leadership is asked if they would whether to see their candidate go against Clinton or Sanders/Biden/Warren, they always say Clinton, yet they always say positive things about the latter and attack Hillary. Now that is some horrible reverse psychology.

Media hype aside, HRC has been seen as the front runner for years and is being pounded daily. Everyone else, except maybe Bush and Trump, have basically been given a by. Once the field reduces down to a more manageable size, the dirt will come and everyone poll numbers will take a hit. So, for HRC to be ahead now, essentially with her "worst" dirt, that's actually a good sign.
#225 Aug 27 2015 at 7:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Interestingly, when you release bulls into china shops they tend to walk around carefully and not break anything. I suppose if you got one agitated first, the china wouldn't put up much of a fight though.
I think Trump qualifies as an agitated bull. If we're following the analogy anyway.
More a rodeo clown.
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Man, I really hope the general election is Trump vs Clinton so I can watch Gbaji support Hillary.
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