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#27 Jun 14 2015 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
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That's what she said.
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#28 Jun 14 2015 at 11:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's what I said.


You said you couldn't tell. I offered clarification.
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#29 Jun 14 2015 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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About how to feel.

He couldn't tell how to feel.
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#30 Jun 14 2015 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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I couldn't tell if I should feel better, in light of the fact that these people have garden variety mental retardation rather than a specific hatred for the disabled (or more probably, a lack of desire to fund ease of access tools for their low number of disabled patrons)
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#31 Jun 14 2015 at 8:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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The former, if you get to choose. Less stressful.

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#32 Jun 15 2015 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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There's something amusing about making your subordinates do stupid things and let them deal with the fallout. "You were late to the meeting? Well, while you're in the building you're walking backwards all day."
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#33 Jun 15 2015 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Unless spending several hours every holiday dinner talking about anime and World of Warcraft with the autistic brother of a family friend counts as community service. It certainly feels like it.
You make at least three people very happy when you do this. That is, assuming the autistic brother's parents are still alive. I think it qualifies.

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#34 Jun 16 2015 at 5:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Years ago, when we were doing renovation of a building for our new test floor, I was sitting in one of the planning meetings when the subject of signage in the bathrooms came up. Originally, they had planned to set up a grey water system for the building, and per regulations had posted signs over any water source that was tapped into that set of pipes warning that the water was not safe to drink. This, of course, included said signage over the urinals. Which was mentioned jokingly at the meeting. Then, one of the facilities guys spoke up and said that the water system plan had fallen through, and they weren't going to be able to implement it, so it was just tied into the normal water system. I then joked that this meant that the water in the urinals really was safe to drink (which got a few chuckles), and the meeting went on.

Sometime later, the signs were removed. Which I kinda understand, but still. They had to pay someone to remove the signs, and then repair/repaint the walls behind them to do this. Or they could have just left them up, cause who's drinking water from a urinal anyway? Was the concern that someone might sue them for creating the false impression that the water in the urinals wasn't safe to drink when it really was? Dunno. Just always found that whole bit amusing.
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#35 Jun 17 2015 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Or they could have just left them up, cause who's drinking water from a urinal anyway?

Well, in some sort of large scale emergency, it'd be good to know which of the water you don't want to drink is probably just psychologically repulsive as opposed to actively unhealthy. Like an earthquake, or in San Diego, I suppose, if there was a sudden shortage of hair spray and bandannas.
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Or they could have just left them up, cause who's drinking water from a urinal anyway?

Well, in some sort of large scale emergency, it'd be good to know which of the water you don't want to drink is probably just psychologically repulsive as opposed to actively unhealthy. Like an earthquake, or in San Diego, I suppose, if there was a sudden shortage of hair spray and bandannas.


So you walk past the sink and activate the urinal to lap up some water as it flows down?
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Speaking of perceived "yuk" factor...

When I was in 3rd grade, I got a detention for rinsing my hand in the drinking fountain. I was walking down the hall to my classroom and had to sneeze. I ended up with just a tiny bit of snot on my hand, so the nearest source of water was the fountain. I turned the fountain on, rinsed my hand, rinsed it all down the drain. Didn't get anything anywhere near the mouth piece. A girl in my class saw me and told the teacher. The teacher came out and talked to me, asked me if I had washed my hand in the fountain, I said yes, she had me sit inside during the next recess.

I just remember thinking "What's the big deal, the water all comes from and goes to the same place, whether it's the sink, fountain, or even toilet".

Thinking back at it, I wonder how many teachers and other faculty used the fountains to rinse out their coffee mugs. That seems pretty standard around the shop and office where I work, I walk over to a fountain and it's got stale coffee stains all over the drain.
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#38 Jun 18 2015 at 7:53 AM Rating: Decent
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So you walk past the sink and activate the urinal to lap up some water as it flows down?

Not that I think this really warrants this level of exposition, but, since your an imagination-less idiot unable to game this out for yourself, it's frequently the case that water mains are compromised by large disasters, particularly earthquakes, but others as well. Hence the recommendation to fill bathtubs with potable water prior to a hurricane or other disaster with adequate warning. Toilets and urinals could be sources of literally life saving potable water in a disaster. Knowing it wasn't potable would be somewhat important, considering in almost all cases in the US, it is.
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#39 Jun 18 2015 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Water purification tablets should be common sense purchases in places at high risk of disaster or trips into New Jersey.
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#40 Jun 22 2015 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
So you walk past the sink and activate the urinal to lap up some water as it flows down?

Not that I think this really warrants this level of exposition, but, since your an imagination-less idiot unable to game this out for yourself, it's frequently the case that water mains are compromised by large disasters, particularly earthquakes, but others as well. Hence the recommendation to fill bathtubs with potable water prior to a hurricane or other disaster with adequate warning. Toilets and urinals could be sources of literally life saving potable water in a disaster. Knowing it wasn't potable would be somewhat important, considering in almost all cases in the US, it is.


The water that flows into a toilet or urinal may be potable, but once it's in the bowl (as opposed to the tank or pipes) or any accessible part of a urinal, it's no longer potable water. Cause... Urine and *****, right?

You don't drink the water out of the toilet bowl Smash. You use the water in the tank. Since a urinal doesn't have a tank, the only way to get water that isn't spoiled is if it's running. And if there's water pressure to operate the urinal, there's water pressure to operate the faucet attached to the sink. Hence, while there might be a reason to spend money putting up signs warning people that the water flowing into the urinal *isn't* safe to drink (cause who knows what someone might do for some reason, and liability is liability, and hey regulations, right?). But there's no real reason to spend money removing a sign warning people not to drink the urinal water. Dunno. Maybe there's some obscure regulation stating that it's a violation to put a "not safe to drink" sign on a water source that is safe to drink? That's seriously about the only reason I can think of to do this. Sadly, that's almost certainly the likely explanation, but then that makes it a great example of "rules that make no sense".

Edited, Jun 22nd 2015 1:33pm by gbaji
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