lolgaxe wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
My four year old disagrees.
I wish Dave & Busters had a ballpit. Ballpit trampoline, in fact.
And watch some drunk adult trample the kids to death? I'd go for that.
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Chicken Nuggets, a cheap plastic plaything, and a ballpit.
I wish Dave & Busters had a ballpit. Ballpit trampoline, in fact.
And watch some drunk adult trample the kids to death? I'd go for that.
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lolgaxe wrote:
I wish Dave & Busters had a ballpit.
Not a good idea? It got it's own simulator!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
My four year old disagrees.
My 2 year old has eaten there maybe twice (because we go to Wendy's not because we just feed him Kale and pine nuts). We drove by the other day and he said "Dad, I love that place. They have food there. Do you think we could go there and eat the food?" When I said not today he said "That makes me pretty sad, Dad, I wanted you to know that."
Edited, Jun 11th 2015 12:53pm by Smasharoo
My 2 year old has eaten there maybe twice (because we go to Wendy's not because we just feed him Kale and pine nuts). We drove by the other day and he said "Dad, I love that place. They have food there. Do you think we could go there and eat the food?" When I said not today he said "That makes me pretty sad, Dad, I wanted you to know that."
Edited, Jun 11th 2015 12:53pm by Smasharoo
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I would have guessed that McDonalds out there sold pine nuts and kale as their Happy Meals.
"Oh boy, and it came with a PETA coloring book!"
"Oh boy, and it came with a PETA coloring book!"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I would have guessed that McDonalds out there sold pine nuts and kale as their Happy Meals.
They do sell lobster rolls occasionally. I'm not really sure who buys them.
They do sell lobster rolls occasionally. I'm not really sure who buys them.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That sounds absolutely horrifying.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That's gotta be a New England thing; I've never seen that around here, even down on the island.
As for ball pits? Don't let your kids in them. Ever. Unless you want to poison and/or kill them outright. Depending on the neighborhood it's in, a McD's ballpit may contain any of the following: ****, pee, weapons (mostly switchblades), rotting food, dried vomit, vermin (live or dead) and/or drug paraphernalia (often of the pointy kind). I consider myself lucky I'm not dying of the hep since I was often tasked with cleaning up the playplaces.
As for ball pits? Don't let your kids in them. Ever. Unless you want to poison and/or kill them outright. Depending on the neighborhood it's in, a McD's ballpit may contain any of the following: ****, pee, weapons (mostly switchblades), rotting food, dried vomit, vermin (live or dead) and/or drug paraphernalia (often of the pointy kind). I consider myself lucky I'm not dying of the hep since I was often tasked with cleaning up the playplaces.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Who the heck is leaving switchblades in the ball pit? Baby James Dean?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Who the heck is leaving switchblades in the ball pit? Baby James Dean?
It's NYC, all of those things apply to Michelin Star restaurants and Dalton as well. Just part of living in the city.
It's NYC, all of those things apply to Michelin Star restaurants and Dalton as well. Just part of living in the city.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I've been eating at all the wrong places.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
Who the heck is leaving switchblades in the ball pit? Baby James Dean?
It's NYC, all of those things apply to Michelin Star restaurants and Dalton as well. Just part of living in the city.
It's NYC, all of those things apply to Michelin Star restaurants and Dalton as well. Just part of living in the city.
They call it ambiance. Of course they say it with a humorously broad accent.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Who the heck is leaving switchblades in the ball pit?
This little ******
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Man, they are both awful at fighting.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
She was awfully nimble for someone scooting around in a motorized cart.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
She was awfully nimble for someone scooting around in a motorized cart.
That was my 1st thought Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Kind of like a dragoon thing, I guess. She rides about to conserve her strength and dismounts to fight.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Kavekkk wrote:
Kind of like a dragoon thing, I guess. She rides about to conserve her strength and dismounts to fight.
Should have used Jump.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
But she's white.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Well then, Call Wyvern at the very least!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Smasharoo wrote:
Who the heck is leaving switchblades in the ball pit? Baby James Dean?
It's NYC, all of those things apply to Michelin Star restaurants and Dalton as well. Just part of living in the city.
It's NYC, all of those things apply to Michelin Star restaurants and Dalton as well. Just part of living in the city.
Haha, not quite, I don't think any place in Poughkeepsie back in the 90s were worth half a star.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Well then, Call Wyvern at the very least!
That's the kid.
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