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There is quite the precedence that God shows his love by drowning people.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
There is quite the precedence that God shows his love by drowning people.
"Good job stopping abortions! Here, have a fatal amount of water!"
As some extra irony, I guess fetuses don't drown.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
God's water broke?
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Jophiel wrote:
The Texas flooding wasn't divine retribution, it was divine love...
Political wire wrote:
California Assemblywoman Shannon Grove (R) suggested her state’s worst drought in 1,200 years may be God’s retribution for laws providing women with access to abortions, the Huffington Post reports.
Said Grove: “Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill. It rained that night. Now God has his hold on California.â€
Said Grove: “Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill. It rained that night. Now God has his hold on California.â€
My very favorite part about this is, and I know how shocking this will be, it's based on a lie. Perry signed that bill three years ago. The drought just broke, after Perry was out of office and under indictment. So, yeah.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Threads like this bring out the worst in people. It's simply not enough to sit at home and be smugly self-satisfied. Nope, it needs to be broadcast into the public domain.. where like-minded jackanapes scalp and count coup on the opposition.
4,392 posts and you've not learned a fk'n thing.
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 11:39am by Trappin
4,392 posts and you've not learned a fk'n thing.
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 11:39am by Trappin
The hell?
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 1:53pm by Xsarus
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 1:53pm by Xsarus
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Who the hell is this guy? Why have I not seen him before?
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Trappin wrote:
Threads like this bring out the worst in people. It's simply not enough to sit at home and be smugly self-satisfied. Nope, it needs to be broadcast into the public domain..
The ZAM.com forums barely count as "public domain" these days. There's more people in your average doughnut shop.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
The ZAM.com forums barely count as "public domain" these days.
* I guess broadcast would be more applicable, what with radio and interwebs.
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 3:18pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I don't know, he seemed pretty angry about this specific thread and about Yoda.
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Ah, in that case a drama queen. There's like ten people left here.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Clearly Yoda should have learned "don't mess with Texas" by now, as that has been a major ongoing theme here for the past decade.
....wait, what?
....wait, what?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
He's clearly abandoned this thread after creating it's squalid mess. What an ***.
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I need to incorporate smug jackanape into my insult repertoire.
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Wasn't people incorrectly believing that their disasters were caused by not repenting hard enough (and not by something more simple and sinister) the plot of FFX?
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 6:16pm by Catwho
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 6:16pm by Catwho
Catwho wrote:
Wasn't people incorrectly believing that their disasters were caused by not repenting hard enough (and not by something more simple and sinister) the plot of FFX?
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 6:16pm by Catwho
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 6:16pm by Catwho
Initially didn't they think the disasters were caused because humans worshipped technology instead of the God(s?) and Sin arrived to destroy all technology.
And then of course X-2 introduced a whole "past lives" ancient war thing, which made for interesting FMVs (I really liked the Thunder Plains concert and flashback projection) but didn't make much sense to me.
Edited, Jun 15th 2015 8:52pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Who the **** is this guy? Why have I not seen him before?
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I need to incorporate smug jackanape into my insult repertoire.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I don't know, he seemed pretty angry about this specific thread and about Yoda.
Texans tend to be angry about me.
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