Forum Settings
       
« Previous 1 2
Reply To Thread

Semi-Annual Hockey-Related Post 2 of 2Follow

QuoteReply
#1 Apr 13 2015 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Demea
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
It's playoff time, motherfuckers. No more shootouts, no more razors, and no more shitty Canadian teams that get entirely too much media coverage despite their abject awfulness (except the Jets, obvs). Best of all, Showtime is back, and not a moment too soon for the 2015 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks.

Don't worry though: I'm sure your favorite team is peaking at just the right moment. Nothing can stop them. They're relatively healthy, the lines are jelling, and their goaltending has never been more of a sure thing (unless you're a Blues fan, in which case I'd tell you to burn in Hell, but you already live there).

See you at the parade in June.
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#2 Apr 13 2015 at 4:44 PM Rating: Excellent
Smasharoo
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
It's playoff time

No idea what this means. I think you probably made up this pretend part of the season. I've been watching the Maple Leafs faithfully for decades, everyone knows the season ends in early April.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#3 Apr 13 2015 at 4:53 PM Rating: Good
Demea
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Smasharoo wrote:
It's playoff time

No idea what this means. I think you probably made up this pretend part of the season. I've been watching the Maple Leafs faithfully for decades, everyone knows the season ends in early April.

I always figured you for a Bruins fan, but this is even more hilarious.

I assume you went through the "weeping/masturbating into a Wendel Clark jersey" stage of the grieving process months ago, so how you feelin' about Shanahan's "vision" for the future of the franchise? Getting rid of Nonis et al is nice, but I seriously doubt that market has any taste for a long-term rebuild. What are the odds they actually trade away Phil Kessel for spare parts and burn it down a la Buffalo this off-season?
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#4 Apr 13 2015 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
When's the next lockout/strike? Cnuts.
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#5 Apr 14 2015 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
Smasharoo
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
I assume you went through the "weeping/************ into a Wendel Clark jersey" stage of the grieving process months ago, so how you feelin' about Shanahan's "vision" for the future of the franchise?

I'm just assuming the NHL rigs the lottery and they get McDavid.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#6 Apr 14 2015 at 7:08 AM Rating: Decent
Smasharoo
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
I assume you went through the "weeping/************ into a Wendel Clark jersey"

It's actually a Dougie Gilmour jersey!
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#7 Apr 14 2015 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
lolgaxe
View User Forum
+1
*******
50,767 posts
Uglysasquatch wrote:
When's the next lockout/strike?
How could you tell?
____________________________
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#8 Apr 14 2015 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
Iamadam
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
As a Canadian I'm legally obligated to watch as much playoff hockey as possible.

As an Oiler fan I'm emotionally obligated to sob like a baby during every game.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#9 Apr 14 2015 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
Xsarus
View User Forum
ZAM Administrator
*****
10,601 posts
Go Jets Go!

TRUE NORTH!
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#10 Apr 15 2015 at 6:00 PM Rating: Decent
gbaji
Encyclopedia
******
35,568 posts
What is this... Hockey... of which you speak?
____________________________
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#11 Apr 15 2015 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
It's a sport that doesn't have franchise QB's telling the team to go **** themselves, I want out.
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#13 Apr 18 2015 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
Well, at least all this crying got me something.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#14 Apr 19 2015 at 5:06 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
Another promising career destroyed by the black hole?
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#15 Apr 19 2015 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
Iamadam
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
That sounds about right.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#16 Apr 19 2015 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
Demea
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
Iamadam wrote:
Well, at least all this crying got me something.

The Oilers don't deserve another first round pick to ruin.
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#17 Apr 19 2015 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
You'll get no argument from me.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#18 Apr 20 2015 at 4:03 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
Could have been worse,he could've ended up in Toronto to ruin and they'd we'd have to see and hear about it everyday for the next 10 years. At least in Edmonton, they can ruin him in obscurity.
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#19 Apr 20 2015 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
Demea
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
My silver lining is that LA didn't win the first pick.
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#20 Apr 20 2015 at 2:21 PM Rating: Excellent
Xsarus
View User Forum
ZAM Administrator
*****
10,601 posts
Maybe They'll trade nugent hopkins for some defensive talent
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#21 Apr 20 2015 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
Just about anything's possible at this point.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#22 Apr 20 2015 at 10:35 PM Rating: Excellent
Xsarus
View User Forum
ZAM Administrator
*****
10,601 posts
Well, what's the worst decision they could make at this point?
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#23 Apr 21 2015 at 3:51 AM Rating: Excellent
Uglysasquatch
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
They trade McDavid for Kessell.
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#24 Apr 30 2015 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
Demea
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
On to the second round, and at last there's a chance to eliminate those pesky remaining Canadian teams and ensure that Lord Stanley's Cup remains in it's rightful country.

Not that I think the Canadiens will lose, what with Carey Price being otherworldly this year (the Flames, on the other hand, are so getting swept).
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#25 Apr 30 2015 at 10:35 PM Rating: Excellent
__DEL__1651450735431
View User Forum
Sage
*****
10,246 posts
On the eve of the impending demon cleansing by the Minnesota Wild, I am prompted to venture once more in to the gaping maw of the abyss with the sole intention of setting up an "I told you so" for our resident Madhouse on Madison dweller. Demea, may your team collectively choke on a sack of Cheneys.

That is all.
▲ Page top
QuoteReply
#26 May 13 2015 at 9:50 PM Rating: Good
Demea
Official Shrubbery Waterer
*****
14,659 posts
MoebiusLord wrote:
On the eve of the impending demon cleansing by the Minnesota Wild, I am prompted to venture once more in to the gaping maw of the abyss with the sole intention of setting up an "I told you so" for our resident Madhouse on Madison dweller. Demea, may your team collectively choke on a sack of Cheneys.

That is all.

Sorry, what?

Smiley: chug
____________________________
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
▲ Page top
« Previous 1 2
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 351 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (351)
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC