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Doesn't the Guardian have anything in the UK to worry about?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Doesn't the Guardian have anything in the UK to worry about?
Probably, but amusingly the UK doesn't have freedom of the press, so it's easier to report on US stories than the ring of vicious boy ******* politicians and powerful people who then killed children for sport in the UK. Just kid..what's that? That's ACTUALLY a story over there? I can see why you'd want a little break for a mundane secret police torture bunker.
Probably, but amusingly the UK doesn't have freedom of the press, so it's easier to report on US stories than the ring of vicious boy ******* politicians and powerful people who then killed children for sport in the UK. Just kid..what's that? That's ACTUALLY a story over there? I can see why you'd want a little break for a mundane secret police torture bunker.
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That does sound like a great game of Hide and Seek and Destroy.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I like the "just like a top secret CIA black site" description accompanied by a photo of the building with a parking lot full of marked CPD vehicles and a sign directing visitors to evidence recovery. Also, it had a military-style armored vehicle! Just like Smalltown, Minnesota these days.
Don't get me wrong, I'd have no problem believing that some sort of abuses happened there. There'll be an investigation, yadda yadda. Few people will seriously give a shit about some hippie chick who was arrested years ago for protesting the NATO summit and whose major complaint was a long wait before she spoke to her lawyer. There's enough general allegations of police brutality, rape, evidence fraud, etc to worry about if CPD abuses are your cup of tea.
Don't get me wrong, I'd have no problem believing that some sort of abuses happened there. There'll be an investigation, yadda yadda. Few people will seriously give a shit about some hippie chick who was arrested years ago for protesting the NATO summit and whose major complaint was a long wait before she spoke to her lawyer. There's enough general allegations of police brutality, rape, evidence fraud, etc to worry about if CPD abuses are your cup of tea.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Doesn't the Guardian have anything in the UK to worry about?
Laughing at your **** news is a lot less depressing.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Election coming up, get ready for great mirth.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Only a year and a half-ish away! 
Have people thrown their hat in yet? I have to admit I'm out of the loop; you can only watch a train wreck for so long before you need to see what else is on.
Have people thrown their hat in yet? I have to admit I'm out of the loop; you can only watch a train wreck for so long before you need to see what else is on.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
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