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#3752 May 23 2017 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Brown on brown is harder than it looks I guess.
On the legacy skin there's a slight darker border around it that my eyes keep getting drawn to and it's really annoying.
Yeah that, I'd Smiley: disappointed more but at this point it qualifies as new content, so I'll just be thankful I'm getting anything at all. Smiley: lol

Edited, May 23rd 2017 2:11pm by someproteinguy
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#3753 May 24 2017 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
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Thankfully that got fixed pretty quickly.

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#3754 May 24 2017 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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Oh god the new ZAM logo is horrible.

Please continue your conversation.
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#3755 May 24 2017 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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That was the conversation.
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#3756 May 24 2017 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Indubitably, a fine example of riveting intellectual palaver worthy of this establishment. Quite.
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#3757 May 24 2017 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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The new logo would be awesome if this were a ribbon store.
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#3758 May 24 2017 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I haven't seen the front page in what feels like years so at this point I wouldn't really be surprised if this was a detached forum to an online ribbon store.
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#3759 May 24 2017 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: laugh

Wouldn't that be great, to accidentally click to the main page and find out that the Chinese conglomerate that owns this place changed it to selling auto parts three years ago? I don't even think I'd be surprised.

Edited, May 24th 2017 12:43pm by Jophiel
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#3760 May 24 2017 at 11:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe there's a new ribbon MMO.

You know learn how to craft different types of ribbon, different colors, sell them to different garment manufacturers, accessorize different outfits with your ribbons, undercut and spy on your competition, try to out compete them, and ultimately attempt to get your ribbons voted best ribbons in the world by your peers.

Pretty sure my girls play a mobile game like that. Smiley: rolleyes
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#3761 May 24 2017 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Ribbon Mario
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#3762 May 24 2017 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
I haven't seen the front page in what feels like years so at this point I wouldn't really be surprised if this was a detached forum to an online ribbon store.


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Smiley: laugh

Wouldn't that be great, to accidentally click to the main page and find out that the Chinese conglomerate that owns this place changed it to selling auto parts three years ago? I don't even think I'd be surprised.
My first thought upon seeing it was actually, "Oh crap, who bought us this time?" Smiley: laugh
#3763 May 24 2017 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe there's a new ribbon MMO.

You know learn how to craft different types of ribbon, different colors, sell them to different garment manufacturers, accessorize different outfits with your ribbons, undercut and spy on your competition, try to out compete them, and ultimately attempt to get your ribbons voted best ribbons in the world by your peers.

Pretty sure my girls play a mobile game like that. Smiley: rolleyes


There actually is a game about yarn.
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#3764 May 24 2017 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Edited, May 24th 2017 1:09pm by Samira
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#3765 May 25 2017 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Poochy's and Yoshi's Wooly World and Kirby's Epic Yarn count.
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#3766 May 25 2017 at 10:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tonight I watched my middle daughter, who has sever learning disabilities, walk across the stage to get two Associate degrees in Theater with honors as well.

In the fall she is going on to Towson Univ. to get her bachelors and then plans to go on for her post graduate degrees, as she hope to teach at the college level someday.

It took her 5 times to pass her GED, but she persisted without getting accommodations she quantified for.

Yes, I am one proud mother tonight.
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#3767 May 26 2017 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations.
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#3768 May 26 2017 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: yippee
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Congratulations to you both. Be proud of both your daughter and of the effort you no doubt put into the process.
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#3770 May 31 2017 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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So the next chapter in what has to be one of the weirdest relationships ever looks like it's being written. Hope everyone goes on and lives a happy, healthy, rest of their life, and maybe each of them can gay-marry siblings or something, since that seems like the logical next step.

Filters... Smiley: glare

Edited, May 31st 2017 8:02am by someproteinguy
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#3771 May 31 2017 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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I know the news continues to be horrific, but my cat just sneezed into his own asshole.
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#3772 May 31 2017 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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I know the news continues to be horrific, but my cat just sneezed into his own asshole.


....And now he has a new hobby.
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Ah, man. I wish when I was in school my hot teachers would have had sex with me and then married me for twelve years after serving a seven year prison sentence!
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#3774 May 31 2017 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
So the next chapter in what has to be one of the weirdest relationships ever looks like it's being written. Hope everyone goes on and lives a happy, healthy, rest of their life, and maybe each of them can gay-marry siblings or something, since that seems like the logical next step.

Filters... Smiley: glare

Edited, May 31st 2017 8:02am by someproteinguy


Well, at least the Macron ship is still going strong.
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#3775 May 31 2017 at 6:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had a pretty funny anecdote about my daughter and Memorial Day but that'll have to wait until I can really just sit around and write it up. I do that kind of thing during work hours, and I haven't been to work since last Friday. This Sunday my mother had a heart attack. And a major one at that, she's going into bypass surgery in about an hour. So I realize that once you read those two sentences you felt compelled to feel, real or by social obligation, and show some sympathy towards me and mine. Well, I'm telling you don't for one main reason.

This is a strong woman. "My mother can beat up your father" strong. While we were getting info about the surgery and recovery and all that the doctor started telling her how she needs to change her eating and cooking habits. Less butters, cholesterol, more heart healthy choices. She motioned for the doctor to get closer and as he leaned in she punched him. And I mean punched him. Broke his nose. This is a woman that won't let anyone change her, even her own body to the point of violence. You don't mess with her food, for herself or her family.

So as you can see this is also why I'll eat pretty much anything you call food and put in front of me. Fear of not eating it has been beaten into my DNA.

She'll be fine as will the rest of us, and while I appreciate the automatic reaction it's completely unnecessary. Unless the doctor she clocked is also the surgeon. Then she might be in a smidgen of trouble.
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#3776 May 31 2017 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your mom sounds awesome. Good luck, not that she needs it.
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#3777 May 31 2017 at 9:32 PM Rating: Good
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Ah, man. I wish when I was in school my hot teachers would have had sex with me and then married me for twelve years after serving a seven year prison sentence!

Yeah, given the chance I would have happily ruined everybody's lives to shag my 6th grade teacher.
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#3778 Jun 01 2017 at 5:46 AM Rating: Good
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Ah, man. I wish when I was in school my hot teachers would have had sex with me and then married me for twelve years after serving a seven year prison sentence!

Yeah, given the chance I would have happily ruined everybody's lives to shag my 6th grade teacher.

My 4th-6th grade teachers were either hideous or dudes. Wasn't until high school that I got cute ones. Usually fresh out of college teacher in training types.

Though I remember in 3rd grade I had a crush on my teacher. A relatively young woman who had the same birthday as me. I can't remember if I liked her cause she was nice / pretty (don't even remember what she looked like any more) or if it was because my child-brain thought there was some sort of significance in the shared birthday. I do remember she was doing a demonstration on how people react to things differently. And she called me to the front of the class and pretended to kiss me on the cheek. Which caused me to turn beet red and the whole class "oooooo".
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#3779 Jun 01 2017 at 8:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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First, she made it fine and is resting comfortably. She woke up, complained about the food, and went back to sleep. The broken doctor is also fine, for what it's worth.

Second, I wish I had hot or even room temperature teachers. I went to mostly Catholic schools so while the schoolgirls were heavenly the teachers certainly weren't.

Third, that short daughter story. Keep in mind I'm a proud dad so what I think is interesting about my daughter is right and if you disagree you're wrong. Now, the thing about us is that what the comedians say about New York Italians? It's true. Linguistically the word "fuck" has transcended common ... don't get ahead of the story. I know what you're thinking. Anyway, it's transcended. It's a verb, a noun, adverb, adjective, but mostly it's punctuation. Mostly a comma. And don't get me wrong, I try my hardest to do what a "good parent" should do and avoid using it but it's just impossible at this point. My parents said it all the time. My grandparents said it all the time. Friends say it all the time. It was my second word.

So Saturday we're having a huge Memorial Day picnic with my company, everyone's friends and family, retired and new soldiers. We're talking five to six hundred people, standing around and trying to help the environment by killing and eating a herd of cows, and whatever animal that's leftovers are used in hot dogs. Children are running around being kids, and adults are in various sized groups talking and mingling.

I can't really say what was being talked about, but I did say "fuck" at some point, to which one of the helicopter soccer moms quickly grasped their kid by the ears (like somehow boxing the poor boy's ears would somehow make the last five seconds cease to exist. Then again I've had concussions so maybe a little head trauma is more effective parenting than I've been lead to believe) and admonished me with "Language!" Which, to me was like "Whatever, Captain America." But I never got the chance. My daughter stopped in her tracks, looked at the woman, said "English," and went back to running around with the other kids.

We got ice cream on the way home.
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#3780 Jun 01 2017 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Love that story about your daughter! Rated her up, if you could could pass it along, please and thanks.
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#3781 Jun 01 2017 at 2:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Love that story about your daughter! Rated her up, if you could could pass it along, please and thanks.
Was kinda hoping that'd she'd tell the puritan lady to fuck off, but that worked well too. 9/10, still a good story even without kid swear words. Ice cream details were sadly lacking as well.

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#3782 Jun 01 2017 at 7:54 PM Rating: Good
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Seeing Wonder Woman in about 7 minutes!

Well, that's when the previews will start. No idea when the movie actually starts but I expect there will be a great deal of trailers!
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#3783 Jun 01 2017 at 10:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm about 7 minutes in to Wonder Woman at the moment. Seems good so far, but people won't shut up about some jerk on his phone.
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#3785 Jun 02 2017 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, it's that sort of movie. Probably a roving gang of feminists that did him in, poor thing.
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#3786 Jun 02 2017 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Edited, Jun 2nd 2017 1:17pm by Samira
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#3787 Jun 02 2017 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Edited, Jun 2nd 2017 1:17pm by Samira
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#3788 Jun 02 2017 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Makes ya wonder.
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Well, it's that sort of movie. Probably a roving gang of feminists that did him in, poor thing.
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#3790 Jun 02 2017 at 10:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
Well, it's that sort of movie. Probably a roving gang of feminists that did him in, poor thing.

Death by snu-snu!
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#3791 Jun 04 2017 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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I, uh, accidentally honked three times.

What do I do with all this blood?
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#3792 Jun 04 2017 at 8:10 PM Rating: Good
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I, uh, accidentally honked three times.

What do I do with all this blood?


Just add it to the pool. Also, can you haul off this pachyderm carcass? This Mufasa vibe isn't working with the rest of my decor, and I'm getting weird letters from Chinese medicine companies that I can't read.
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#3793 Jun 04 2017 at 9:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I, uh, accidentally honked three times.

What do I do with all this blood?



Mr Winky will take it off your hands.
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#3794 Jun 04 2017 at 9:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, FFS.



Edited, Jun 4th 2017 8:10pm by Samira
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#3795 Jun 04 2017 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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I never have any problems with double posting that I can remember. I wonder why.
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#3796 Jun 04 2017 at 10:16 PM Rating: Good
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For serious, just press post and leave it the fudge alone. It doesn't matter if you get an error message. It doesn't matter if it takes forever to load. It doesn't even matter if nothing happens. Your post has gone through. You do not need to press it again.
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Doesn't matter. Sometimes it double/triple posts regardless. On my work and home desktops, it'll time out and give an error but just single post. On my tablet, it will always go through -- at least twice. It's more browser-related (and shitty ZAM servers related, of course) than people pounding the F5 key.
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#3799 Jun 05 2017 at 1:37 AM Rating: Good
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So long as it's going to a good cause.

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Have you considered wheeling it inside your compound and leaving it unattended? That sounds like... the best idea. You should try it.
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Oops, I double posted by mistake.

Sorry, Allegory.
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For serious, just press post and leave it the fudge alone. It doesn't matter if you get an error message. It doesn't matter if it takes forever to load. It doesn't even matter if nothing happens. Your post has gone through. You do not need to press it again.
What Joph said.


In point of fact: I almost always Preview before I post and I hit each button exactly once. Still happening.
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