Things we'd be talking about if the forum wasn't dead :: World of Warcraft

#1354 Jul 01 2015 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Timelordwho wrote:

Nobody runs on the platform "same old boring broken shit."

Which is strange considering the built in base for "keepin' it like the good ol' days."

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#1355 Jul 01 2015 at 10:38 AM Rating: Default

The All Knowing

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Jophiel wrote:

Almalieque wrote:

His slogan is "Telling it like it is", but he couldn't give a straight answer on whether or not he is running for president.

Announcing that you're running for president brings with it a bunch of legal responsibilities. I can't really fault anyone for dragging out the clock by being coy on that one.

I understand that, but he doesn't have to pretend that he's still thinking about it. He can just say that he has made a decision and will announce it later. Pretending that you're still giving it an honest evaluation is just not necessary. You can do what Carla did and say that it's "above 90%" that she'll run. We all understand of the legalities of coming straight out and saying that you're running.

#1356 Jul 01 2015 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Oregon legalizes Spider-Man's ex-wife. Guess this is the next big button country-wide issue to deal with.

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#1357 Jul 01 2015 at 1:11 PM Rating: Excellent

Samira

Will swallow your soul

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Whew, just at the right was about to run out of fear pOrn.

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#1358 Jul 01 2015 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent

Smasharoo

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Who was it that was saying Chris Christie wasn't going to run?

I think it's pretty clear he's not going to be President. I'm not sure that counts. I did think Hilliary wouldn't run, so I owe Joph a soda or something, I'll have to look it up, but I also doubled down that she won't win the primary, so maybe I'll still make it to a push.

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#1359 Jul 01 2015 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good

Smasharoo

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Yes, it is. He argued that every single employee should get a raise. He supported that with the assumption that if the total value of the company increased, that meant that the value of each individual employees labor had increased, and thus they should get a raise commensurate to that total value increase.

Nope.

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Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#1360 Jul 01 2015 at 6:41 PM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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Smasharoo wrote:

I did think Hilliary wouldn't run, so I owe Joph a soda or something, I'll have to look it up

Trillion dollars, I think it was. Don't be a Varus, Smash.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#1361 Jul 01 2015 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good

Kavekkk

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Where are my ~~legions~~ wads of cash?

Actually for real if any of you guys are secretly billionaires I wouldn't mind, idk, like half a million dollars. It's for a super good cause. Just the best cause there is.

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#1362 Jul 02 2015 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Smasharoo wrote:

I think it's pretty clear he's not going to be President.

Of course, the only time people are going to "believe" he has a chance is during that one week where he becomes a front runner for ratings and eventually lose to Jeb. Also, we're apparently up to seventeen or eighteen people running, so it's less impressive to have predicted someone was going to run when apparently there isn't anyone that isn't running. Romney, Palin, and McCain should be coming up soon.

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George Carlin wrote:

I think itâ€™s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

#1363 Jul 02 2015 at 7:54 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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Are we calling it for Jeb? I think I'm gonna call it for Jeb. I still think Walker would have a chance but he ain't gonna beat the Jeb cash machine. Also, I think Walker is blowing the "conservative moderate" facade by demanding a constitutional amendment to stop homosexuals from marrying.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#1364 Jul 02 2015 at 8:12 AM Rating: Excellent

Samira

Will swallow your soul

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Pretty sure it'll be Jeb. He has baggage, but he's the only one trying to sound even a little bit sane.

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#1365 Jul 02 2015 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good

The All Knowing

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Jim Web just entered the race. I'm pretty sure he's taking it all the way. "Jim who?? 2016!"

#1366 Jul 02 2015 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good

cynyck

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Jophiel wrote:

Are we calling it for Jeb? I think I'm gonna call it for Jeb. I still think Walker would have a chance but he ain't gonna beat the Jeb cash machine. Also, I think Walker is blowing the "conservative moderate" facade by demanding a constitutional amendment to stop homosexuals from marrying.

I wonder if the Koch brothers have roomy shirt pockets. Guess I'd have to ask Mr. Walker that.

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Hermann Goering, April 1946.

#1367 Jul 02 2015 at 1:35 PM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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My first comment about Webb was that his head looked like a malformed potato.

Former senator Scott Brown has apparently taken to hawking MLM diet supplements these days.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#1368 Jul 02 2015 at 3:34 PM Rating: Default

The All Knowing

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Jophiel wrote:

Are we calling it for Jeb? I think I'm gonna call it for Jeb. I still think Walker would have a chance but he ain't gonna beat the Jeb cash machine. Also, I think Walker is blowing the "conservative moderate" facade by demanding a constitutional amendment to stop homosexuals from marrying.

I have mixed feelings about Jeb. If HRC weren't' running (assuming no other credible Dem running), I would default to him. I like his "willing to lose the primary" approach and would love for him to stick it to the GOP anti-Bush crowd. However, with HRC in the running, I obviously would want her to win, but I don't want him to lose. So, the idea scenario would be for him not to get the nomination and have someone like Walker or Rubio lose to Clinton. That way I don't have to hear the excuses of "if we stayed away from the established 'center right' candidate and stuck with the core GOP" excuse that they used with Romney.

#1369 Jul 03 2015 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Shockingly enough, after Trumps speech about how Mexicans are all rapists and murderers he loses sponsors and Ricky Martin. He's the candidate that understands economics, right?

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I think itâ€™s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

#1370 Jul 03 2015 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good

TirithRR

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lolgaxe wrote:

Shockingly enough, after Trumps speech about how Mexicans are all rapists and murderers he loses sponsors and Ricky Martin. He's the candidate that understands economics, right?

Well ya, cause now he's suing for some outrageous amounts of money, right?

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#1371 Jul 03 2015 at 6:30 PM Rating: Default

The All Knowing

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But only Univision, not NBC for doing the same exact thing IIRC.

#1372 Jul 04 2015 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent

cynyck

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Didn't someone mention Scott Walker?

Time for citizens to defend open, honest government in Wisconsin

Proposed changes to Wisconsin open records law draws bipartisan backlash

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"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.

#1373 Jul 05 2015 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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Portland Press Herald wrote:

A Calais man was killed Saturday night after placing a fireworks mortar tube atop his head and setting it off, according to Maine State Police. It was the first fireworks-related death in Maine since fireworks were legalized in 2012.

Police said the bizarre incident occurred at roughly 10 p.m. in a residential backyard on South Street. Devon Staples, 22, was setting off fireworks with some friends when he â€œplaced the fireworks mortar tube on top of his head and set it off,â€ the investigation found.

Investigators said the explosion caused a fatal head injury, and Staples died instantly.

Tee-hee... Maine.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#1374 Jul 05 2015 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent

Samira