I see her walking by sometimes, but it seems to be only when I've just waken up and am stumbling around bringing trash cans out or the like. I assume she thinks I'm developmentally disabled.
Waken up?
You probably are.
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Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Smasharoo wrote:
I got a couple of books including Randall Munroe's (of XKCD fame) "What If...?"Autographed?
No, but that wouldn't add an extra personal value to it for me. I like the comic but I wouldn't walk across a crowded bookstore to talk to the guy or anything.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I got a new wool coat, and my father in his infinite wisdom decided that "Starship Troopers 2" would be a hilarious stocking stuffer.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Waken up?
Is that incorrect? Probably. Sounds fine in my head.
Is that incorrect? Probably. Sounds fine in my head.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Waken up?
Is that incorrect? Probably. Sounds fine in my head.
Is that incorrect? Probably. Sounds fine in my head.
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I see her walking by sometimes, but it seems to be only when I've just woke up and am stumbling around bringing trash cans out or the like.
Like so.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Like so.
"I've just woke up" ? That's clearly wrong. "I've just woken up" maybe. "I've just awakened" is probably best.
"I've just woke up" ? That's clearly wrong. "I've just woken up" maybe. "I've just awakened" is probably best.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I got a couple of books including Randall Munroe's (of XKCD fame) "What If...?"
Autographed? Because mine is autographed. Also, my neighbor edited it. I see her walking by sometimes, but it seems to be only when I've just waken up and am stumbling around bringing trash cans out or the like. I assume she thinks I'm developmentally disabled.
Autographed? Because mine is autographed. Also, my neighbor edited it. I see her walking by sometimes, but it seems to be only when I've just waken up and am stumbling around bringing trash cans out or the like. I assume she thinks I'm developmentally disabled.
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I got a couple of books including Randall Munroe's (of XKCD fame) "What If...?"Autographed?
No, but that wouldn't add an extra personal value to it for me. I like the comic but I wouldn't walk across a crowded bookstore to talk to the guy or anything.
I'm pretty sure he's one of those ******** who does the Cambridge bookstore/coffeehouse circuit trawling for people to one-up. The amount of well-off but vaguely employed intelligentsia with nothing better to do there is unreal.
Just as Planned.
Munroe or Smash?
Or maybe they go bowling together. Or play snooker. Or whatever well-off vaguely employed intelligentsia do for fun.
Or maybe they go bowling together. Or play snooker. Or whatever well-off vaguely employed intelligentsia do for fun.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm pretty sure he's one of those ******** who does the Cambridge bookstore/coffeehouse circuit trawling for people to one-up.
Nexa bought for me as a gift for birthday, actually. From the Harvard bookstore, obviously. I assume it was in the $1 bargain bin.
Nexa bought for me as a gift for birthday, actually. From the Harvard bookstore, obviously. I assume it was in the $1 bargain bin.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Nexa bought for me as a gift for birthday, actually. From the Harvard bookstore, obviously. I assume it was in the $1 bargain bin.
Almalieque wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Nexa bought for me as a gift for birthday, actually. From the Harvard bookstore, obviously. I assume it was in the $1 bargain bin.
It would probably make more money if you pretended that some rogue third-world dictatorship threatened to blow up bookstores do you release it online instead.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Almalieque wrote:
I always thought how humiliating it must be to see your book in the $1 bin. I guess it depends on how much money it makes.
I suppose not as humiliating as a stack of rejection letters.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
I always thought how humiliating it must be to see your book in the $1 bin. I guess it depends on how much money it makes.
I suppose not as humiliating as a stack of rejection letters.
Ideas are a dime a dozen. Nobody cares unless you have the content.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I guess that makes sense. I might leave that as a "dream" that I'm too lazy to do.
You'll be one of those guys on Craigslist posting something like "Have great idea for webcomic, just need artist and writer. will look great in your portfolio!" 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And then the idea is something like, "TALKING ONIONS! Get it? Everyone is an onion! They cry all the time but have LAYERS!"
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira, how much for your idea?
Wait, what am I saying, this is the internet. I'll just steal it.
Wait, what am I saying, this is the internet. I'll just steal it.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
I give it to you. Belated Merry Christmas.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thanks, that really means a lot. I'm going to turn it into a children's book, just need someone to do the illustrations.
'I first realised I was an onion when I cut myself and started to cry.
Are you an onion, too? There is an easy way to find out.'
'I first realised I was an onion when I cut myself and started to cry.
Are you an onion, too? There is an easy way to find out.'
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Kavekkk wrote:
just need someone to do the illustrations.
Man, that would look great in my portfolio!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd illustraste that, if you know what I am saying.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
if you know what I am saying.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
if you know what I am saying.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Jophiel wrote:
You'll be one of those guys on Craigslist posting something like "Have great idea for webcomic, just need artist and writer. will look great in your portfolio!"
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