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Besides, if you take the venom out of a cobra all you're left with is a belt.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
If you had true virility, your sperm could just chew through and make their own route.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I read that as True Virginity, and was very confused for a second.
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If I was still a true virgin, it seems possible that my sperm would have chewed their way out by now and started roaming the countryside as free agents.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That's where eye floaters come from.
Or liberals in red states.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
If I was still a true virgin, it seems possible that my sperm would have chewed their way out by now and started roaming the countryside as free agents.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's where eye floaters come from.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
If I was still a true virgin, it seems possible that my sperm would have chewed their way out by now and started roaming the countryside as free agents.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's where eye floaters come from.
Better man than me. I had some coworkers do the same not too long ago. I think I'll pass on that operation.
Smasharoo wrote:
I find the idea oddly terrifying. I say oddly, because I'm sure it's normal to find it skwicky, but I'm not normally bothered by this sort of thing. I've had lots of surgeries, knees, teeth, I've had bad burns, skin grafts, broken my sternum, yadda.
I guess I have a primal attachment to my junk or measure my manliness somehow relative to my potency. Silly, but the idea still really bothers me.
I guess I have a primal attachment to my junk or measure my manliness somehow relative to my potency. Silly, but the idea still really bothers me.
Oh, trust me, I put this off for some time. It's my goo shooter and I had some serious reservations about the procedure.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Boy do my nuts itch...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I have a cream for that..
Itching is good. It means it's healing. 
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Is this test adminstered orally?
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Elinda wrote:
Itching is good. It means it's healing.
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Itching means the hair is growing back. :-/
I'm going back for the check-up tomorrow. Everything is fine; the elevator still goes all the way to the top floor even though I'm not supposed to let anybody off yet. But there will still be passengers for another month or so.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Is this test adminstered orally?
I'd love to give the nurse there a sample our two. ;)
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Are you going to do the follow up test to insure you're sperm-free?
Is this test adminstered orally?
Can you *** out of your mouth?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
I find the idea oddly terrifying. I say oddly, because I'm sure it's normal to find it skwicky, but I'm not normally bothered by this sort of thing. I've had lots of surgeries, knees, teeth, I've had bad burns, skin grafts, broken my sternum, yadda.
I guess I have a primal attachment to my junk or measure my manliness somehow relative to my potency. Silly, but the idea still really bothers me.
I guess I have a primal attachment to my junk or measure my manliness somehow relative to my potency. Silly, but the idea still really bothers me.
Sissy.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
A coworker of mine got snipped a couple years ago after having their second child.
Their two girls are now 6-8 years old, somewhere around there. About two weeks ago, his sister had a baby. And his wife is now "I want another child!" She looked it up and told him they can just stick him with a needle and suck the man-goo out.
Their two girls are now 6-8 years old, somewhere around there. About two weeks ago, his sister had a baby. And his wife is now "I want another child!" She looked it up and told him they can just stick him with a needle and suck the man-goo out.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
By chance, I came across an article that related to the vasalgel thing and I just had to share this line from it because ouch.
Edited, Dec 25th 2014 12:28am by Poldaran
Quote:
This is nothing short of Occam’s razor for your testicles.
Edited, Dec 25th 2014 12:28am by Poldaran
I got a call from the doctor's office...
I'M STERILE!!
Didn't even have to go in to give the sample, the office gave me some specimen cups that I could use and bring into a Quest lab and get the results five days later.
Everything is working just fine; there are two small discolored marks where the incisions were done, and the very minor odd tingling feeling is mostly gone.
I'M STERILE!!
Didn't even have to go in to give the sample, the office gave me some specimen cups that I could use and bring into a Quest lab and get the results five days later.
Everything is working just fine; there are two small discolored marks where the incisions were done, and the very minor odd tingling feeling is mostly gone.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Debalic wrote:
.
I'M STERILE!!
I'M STERILE!!
Condom-free is a real boon to sensitivity and ease of entry, making for a better all around sexual experience.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Wasn't there a dancing spot emoticon? That's what I wanted to use.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Didn't even have to go in to give the sample,
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Didn't even have to go in to give the sample, the office gave me some specimen cups that I could use and bring into a Quest lab
I've seen a lot of Quest data. It's about 50/50 someone just threw your sample in the trash. On the plus side, at least it wasn't LabCorp.
I've seen a lot of Quest data. It's about 50/50 someone just threw your sample in the trash. On the plus side, at least it wasn't LabCorp.
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