Sing me a song of a lass that is gone, say could that lass be I?
Are those the lyrics? Are you sure it isn't "Sing me a song of a strange Scottish dong, say that it goes into I?"
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Smasharoo wrote:
Sing me a song of a lass that is gone, say could that lass be I?
Are those the lyrics? Are you sure it isn't "Sing me a song of a strange Scottish dong, say that it goes into I?"
Are those the lyrics? Are you sure it isn't "Sing me a song of a strange Scottish dong, say that it goes into I?"
The dongs that actually raped here were English, weren't they?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
The dongs that actually raped here were English, weren't they?
No, no, she's constantly under the *threat* of rape. Wait, she probably gets raped in one episode, I can't keep track. I assume Jamie probably gets raped as well at one point as he's probably the gayest male character in the history of television and that includes Charles Nelson Riley on Match Game.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Her fiancé's great-great-great-great-great grand daddy tries to rape her at least twice, coming very close on one occasion. Random English-soldier succeeds in raping her once. As far as I know only one Scot tried (a couple discussed it when they first met her) but didn't get very far. And she still likes him as far as I can tell.
So far the Scots aren't the ones whose dongs she had to worry about.
So far the Scots aren't the ones whose dongs she had to worry about.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Hasn't the SCotUS been trying to avoid a flat out "All states must recognize gay marriage as a thing"? It seems like they're willing to strike down bans as unconstitutional, but otherwise wanting the states to handle things themselves.
Yes, I know. The song would be about Jamie's ginger dong, obviously. The sickly pale freckled thing covered in hair we'd assume it to be.
Yes, I know. The song would be about Jamie's ginger dong, obviously. The sickly pale freckled thing covered in hair we'd assume it to be.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Hasn't the SCotUS been trying to avoid a flat out "All states must recognize *** marriage as a thing"? It seems like they're willing to strike down bans as unconstitutional, but otherwise wanting the states to handle things themselves.
Yes, I know. The song would be about Jamie's ginger dong, obviously. The sickly pale freckled thing covered in hair we'd assume it to be.
Yes, I know. The song would be about Jamie's ginger dong, obviously. The sickly pale freckled thing covered in hair we'd assume it to be.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I think I discovered a flaw in your quoting style.
I should Gbaji it up and explain how you misunderstood and how it made perfect sense to quote that.
I should Gbaji it up and explain how you misunderstood and how it made perfect sense to quote that.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smash's posting is at a level that transcends most people's feeble comprehension.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Or, as I have maintained, he doesn't know how to quote.
Cause he's drunk.
Edited, Oct 6th 2014 7:09pm by stupidmonkey
Cause he's drunk.
Edited, Oct 6th 2014 7:09pm by stupidmonkey
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
I see, All states must recognize Jamie's Ginger Dong marriage as a thing. It all makes sense now.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Smash's posting is at a level that transcends most people's feeble comprehension.
With precision and intricate key-strokes he was able to turn gbaji into a verb.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
Sing me a song of a lass that is gone, say could that lass be I?
Are those the lyrics? Are you sure it isn't "Sing me a song of a strange Scottish dong, say that it goes into I?"
Are those the lyrics? Are you sure it isn't "Sing me a song of a strange Scottish dong, say that it goes into I?"
If those were the lyrics I would sing them loudly on a daily basis in the carpool lane
You should sing it that way regardless.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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