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Sure, cook me up some (the snakes, not the shoes).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Why not both? I'm sure there is enough material for both snake burgers and snake shoes. Or at least a belt.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Mmm, grilled pangolin.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
TirithRR wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
But start selling rabbits in the grocer's freezer and people start to lose their minds.
You are only allowed to kill and eat the ugly creatures.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I had my first ikea adventure yesterday. Meatballs were ok, but they were out of lingonberries.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
No lingonberry pancakes?!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
No lingonberry pancakes?!
They apparently serve lingonberry sauce or jam with the meatballs. Kinda like cranberry sauce with turkey I spose.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Uglysasquatch wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
But start selling rabbits in the grocer's freezer and people start to lose their minds.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You've not heard....
Soul-free Sasquatch is all the rage in Au Naturel dining. Supposedly it helps balance the mind vs body energies.
Soul-free Sasquatch is all the rage in Au Naturel dining. Supposedly it helps balance the mind vs body energies.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Sounds like hippie stuff.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Sounds like hippie stuff.
Watch out for old hippies. They flashback.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I had my first ikea adventure yesterday. Meatballs were ok, but they were out of lingonberries.
And the assimilation begins...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I had my first ikea adventure yesterday. Meatballs were ok, but they were out of lingonberries.
Was it the one in MA? My kids love that place. My son would pretty much rather go there and play pretend in all of the showroom rooms than do anything else. I might have to buy a warehouse.
Was it the one in MA? My kids love that place. My son would pretty much rather go there and play pretend in all of the showroom rooms than do anything else. I might have to buy a warehouse.
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Smasharoo wrote:
I had my first ikea adventure yesterday. Meatballs were ok, but they were out of lingonberries.
Was it the one in MA? My kids love that place. My son would pretty much rather go there and play pretend in all of the showroom rooms than do anything else. I might have to buy a warehouse.
Was it the one in MA? My kids love that place. My son would pretty much rather go there and play pretend in all of the showroom rooms than do anything else. I might have to buy a warehouse.
It was in Minneapolis (complete with views of the Mall of America).
The store was too big. Towards the end I was getting worried that I was in an Escher painting and the exit signs just kept looping me back to the top of the maze.
Alma wrote:
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Ikea does a few things well. I like the sofa with the removable, machine washable covers for the kids play room. We also have some little toy things the kids like...I forget what exactly, but they have some really interesting (i.e. kinda creepy like being in the "what does the fox say" video) stuffed animals. They also have some cute lights for a kid's room. We have the star one in Rein's room and the moon one in Hannah's room as a night light. Mostly though, I go for the free babysitting while I get a cup of (also free) coffee.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
We have the star one in Rein's room and the moon one in Hannah's room as a night light. Mostly though, I go for the free babysitting while I get a cup of (also free) coffee.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Rein = the superadorablebabyspawnofnexaandsmash. Also, second in line to the Sarcastic Poker Knitters of America crown.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I got this at ikea with this top and it's been outstanding. It's a pretty solid build though, no particle board.
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