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#327 Dec 08 2014 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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He could so easily have done that to himself. Why would it be on that side of his face if.... eh, ***** it, I've lost interest.

I don't really care much, but I read his deposition since it was there. The best part is where he says Brown held one of his hands and "I felt like a 5 year old being held by Hulk Hogan". Then he recounts considering carefully all of his options before, as an absolute last resort, shooting Brown 12 times, including in the face. It's really comical. "Then I considered using my mace, but, sadly, his hands, which if you recall were both holding my hands and punching me were ALSO placed just exactly where they made mace completely ineffective!" Then he considers his flashlight, and his ASP baton, opening the door, etc. He also assumes that the next punch from Brown "could be fatal". Someone should really hire a 5 year old to read it aloud, I'd pay to see it.
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#328 Dec 08 2014 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, that depo is ridiculous, and the hospital record showing a bruised cheek really doesn't impart the kind of life-threatening beating he supposedly received. Even Zimmerman showed more injury.

I'd almost want to suggest that all officer sidearms be replaced with Tasers and that the guns be kept locked up in the cruisers for special cases when they're actually needed. But I'm sure there's plenty wrong with that solution.
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I'd almost want to suggest that all officer sidearms be replaced with Tasers and that the guns be kept locked up in the cruisers for special cases when they're actually needed. But I'm sure there's plenty wrong with that solution.

There's nothing wrong with it, but the "then we'll be outgunned by the criminals!!!evelven!!" argument is so trite and easy that it's impossible to get past. Whatever our society makes legal for citizens to carry, the police have to have slightly more lethal weapons. Because tiny penises, I guess.
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#330 Dec 08 2014 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Last time tasers came up someone was complaining about how inhumane they were.
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#331 Dec 08 2014 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Last time tasers came up someone was complaining about how inhumane they were.

The problem with "less lethal" weapons is contempt about using them. Wait and listen to an angry guy yell at you for 20 minutes and try to talk him down, or **** it, tase him and move on becomes a difficult decision.
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#332 Dec 08 2014 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, please. The only time tasers are dangerous to people is if they're already in poor enough condition that something as simple as, say, a chokehold would kill them, too. And if that's the case, then running from the cops is exactly the kind of exercise you need anyways.
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#333 Dec 08 2014 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, that depo is ridiculous, and the hospital record showing a bruised cheek

Is it bruised? It looks like my cheek does if I'm reading a book leaning on my hand for 10 minutes.
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#334 Dec 08 2014 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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The only time tasers are dangerous to people is if they're already in poor enough condition that something as simple as, say, a chokehold would kill them, too.
Like it matters. Something happens and it's automagically a malicious evil act that is evidence of how corrupt everyone everywhere ever is.
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#335 Dec 08 2014 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, that depo is ridiculous, and the hospital record showing a bruised cheek

Is it bruised? It looks like my cheek does if I'm reading a book leaning on my hand for 10 minutes.

You can clearly see the marks of four out of the five fingers used in a death punch. If the pinkie was angled ever more slightly then we'd have a cop killer on our hands.
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#336 Dec 08 2014 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gbaji wrote about ten thousand words, and not one of those words explained why holding one's arms up stiff is a threat to police.


Not one of them explained why holding one's arms up stiff is a sign that one is in league with the Devil either.

Let me give you a hint: The police didn't take him down because he was a threat to them. So arguing that he wasn't a threat to them is meaningless. He also wasn't a ballerina, or a space alien, or Elvis, or any of an infinite list of things that the police didn't take him down for.

Did you have a brain injury while typing this post? None of this makes sense at all. Maybe short replies aren't for you - go back to writing 3 pages of nonsense that are so long that nobody reads them and realizes how dumb you are.
#337 Dec 08 2014 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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The only excuse for a police officer to kill someone is that the person was a threat.
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#338 Dec 08 2014 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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The only excuse for a police officer to kill someone is that the person was a threat.


He was black. Does that count?
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#339 Dec 08 2014 at 5:30 PM Rating: Decent
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My point is that watching the video, what the police did should not have resulted in his death.


But it did and it was not only unnecessary but warned.


It was a mild take down. It should not have resulted in death. I'm not sure how much more clearly this can be stated.

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Besides, isn't that the reason why we have "involuntary" charges? If we're not going to charge anyone who involuntary killed someone, but was a direct result of their actions, then why have the charges in the first place?


Ok. Now apply the actual standard for involuntary manslaughter to the case in question. It doesn't work. You have to prove that the person knowingly to an action which a reasonable person would know created a significant probability of death. As I've tried to point out repeatedly, police do take downs like this regularly. Probably a hundred people had this done to them in the last 24 hours. Thousands nationwide a week. Hundreds of thousands nationwide every year. His death was a fluke, one in a million, event. No police officer would reasonably expect that the actions they took that day would result in death.

That's why the grand jury did not recommend charges be filed. Not because of some conspiracy against black people. Not because of some pro-cop bias. But because the facts simply don't add up to a criminal charge. Period.
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#340 Dec 08 2014 at 5:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Unless jaywalking normally involves leaning into the window of a cop car, punching the officer in the car repeatedly

Did that happen?


Yes. That his injuries were slight doesn't change the fact that Brown was reaching into the car and punching Wilson. What do you want him to do? Wait until he is knocked unconscious to act? That seems kinda silly.

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It's so odd that I missed the photos of the punching injuries, it seems like that would have disarmed a great deal of the "shot from behind while walking away" discussion.


I would think that the fact that all the shots hit him in the front would have dispelled that particular falsehood. But never let a thing like facts get in the way of a good bit of rhetoric!

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Can you link them, please? I'm sure they're everywhere but I don't have a TV and live in a fucking moss covered cave, so I must have missed them.


You eventually did find them. That they aren't massive and life threatening isn't really the point here.

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I mean the idea that there are none and that the actual evidence is completely and in every way consistent with Wilson just making that part up is comical, so let's just settle this up now.


The actual evidence includes Brown's blood and gunshot residue inside the car in a manner consistent with him being shot while leaning into the driver's side window. How do you suppose that happened? You're zeroing in on the least significant and least reliable bits, while ignoring the forensic evidence which overwhelmingly supports officer Wilson's version of events.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
The only excuse for a police officer to kill someone is that the person was a threat.


Intentionally? Sure. Accidentally? It happens occasionally. Police are not perfect. But the rate at which they accidentally kill people is remarkably low given the number of violent physical encounters they have to deal with.
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trickybeck wrote:
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Gbaji wrote about ten thousand words, and not one of those words explained why holding one's arms up stiff is a threat to police.


Not one of them explained why holding one's arms up stiff is a sign that one is in league with the Devil either.

Let me give you a hint: The police didn't take him down because he was a threat to them. So arguing that he wasn't a threat to them is meaningless. He also wasn't a ballerina, or a space alien, or Elvis, or any of an infinite list of things that the police didn't take him down for.

Did you have a brain injury while typing this post? None of this makes sense at all.


I thought I was very clear. He wasn't killed because he was a threat to the police. His death was an accident. WTF?

I listed off a handful of other reasons for which he wasn't killed, in the hopes that you would "get it". Apparently, not.
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I thought I was very clear.


May I suggest that you reconsider that notion each time you post.
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#344 Dec 08 2014 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good
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His death was an accident


Accidentally caused by a police officer using a choke hold he was trained not to use & ruled a homicide by the coroner. Also related, handcuffed woman punched in the face, rupturing her eye socket, by officer after she kicked him in the face ruled "acting professionally" & won't be charged.
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The actual evidence includes Brown's blood and gunshot residue inside the car in a manner consistent with him being shot while leaning into the driver's side window. How do you suppose that happened? You're zeroing in on the least significant and least reliable bits

I was responding to you reminding us that he was being punched. I agree that was insignificant and unreliable.
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#346 Dec 08 2014 at 9:01 PM Rating: Default
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Gbaji wrote:

It was a mild take down. It should not have resulted in death. I'm not sure how much more clearly this can be stated.


It wasn't the take down that people are concerned about. It's the fact that he continued to hold him WHILE he was down, with multiple other policemen while Brown was saying "I can't breathe". The "I can't breathe" was the indicator that he was using excessive force.

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Ok. Now apply the actual standard for involuntary manslaughter to the case in question. It doesn't work. You have to prove that the person knowingly to an action which a reasonable person would know created a significant probability of death. As I've tried to point out repeatedly, police do take downs like this regularly. Probably a hundred people had this done to them in the last 24 hours. Thousands nationwide a week. Hundreds of thousands nationwide every year. His death was a fluke, one in a million, event. No police officer would reasonably expect that the actions they took that day would result in death.

That's why the grand jury did not recommend charges be filed. Not because of some conspiracy against black people. Not because of some pro-cop bias. But because the facts simply don't add up to a criminal charge. Period.


Read above.
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The actual evidence includes Brown's blood and gunshot residue inside the car in a manner consistent with him being shot while leaning into the driver's side window. How do you suppose that happened? You're zeroing in on the least significant and least reliable bits

I was responding to you reminding us that he was being punched. I agree that was insignificant and unreliable.

If Brown was punching him in the face, why does the hospital photo appear that the bruise is on the right side of his face? Shouldn't it be on the left?
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#348 Dec 09 2014 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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But never let a thing like facts get in the way of a good bit of rhetoric!
From the guy who constantly resorts to hypotheticals and third party anecdotes.
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#350 Dec 09 2014 at 4:26 PM Rating: Default
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His death was an accident


Accidentally caused by a police officer using a choke hold he was trained not to use & ruled a homicide by the coroner.


Lol. Do you know what homicide means legally? It's any death caused by a human. It includes accidental deaths. Way to fail.
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It was a mild take down. It should not have resulted in death. I'm not sure how much more clearly this can be stated.


It wasn't the take down that people are concerned about. It's the fact that he continued to hold him WHILE he was down, with multiple other policemen while Brown was saying "I can't breathe". The "I can't breathe" was the indicator that he was using excessive force.


He didn't die because of the hold to his neck. If you can say "I can't breathe", then the hold isn't strong enough to actually prevent you from breathing.

There also was not enough time for someone to pass out from lack of oxygen. He was unconscious in about 15 seconds (less I think, but I haven't actually timed it). It was not the hold that caused this. I get that people see someone with an arm around his neck and journalists make sure to put the words "choke" or "choke hold" into every single story about it, but if you stop and actually think about the events you see on the video that just doesn't make any sense. There were other factors that must have been involved. Factors that the cops could not possibly have known about.


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Yeah. Point being that you are almost certainly wrong and the grand jury is almost certainly right. They have examined far more of the evidence in the case then you have. They have been instructed in the law and how it applies to cases like this. And they decided that the events that occurred do not fit a crime sufficiently well to recommend that charges be filed. You have done what? Watched a brief video and listened to some news stories (which never hype things or play to emotions, right?). I'm sure that massively qualifies you to conclude that the grand jury got it wrong.
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