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#27 Aug 14 2014 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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I like the Kubotas. I'd like to get a mini excavator, but it would really be affectation for our 1/3rd of an acre yard.


I think there is a mini excavator attachment for the rear PTO, but while it might be fun to use for a bit, I don't think I'd have enough use for it to justify the purchase. Maybe if I ever got into using my Electrician's License to do some real work on the side, it would be handy for digging trenches.

I am definitely going to get the snow blower attachment, but that is about 3500 and I couldn't justify it at the moment. Maybe next year.

In about 42 hours I will be back home and one of the first things I am going to do is hop in that and start poking around the big sand piles in my yard.
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#28 Aug 14 2014 at 7:30 PM Rating: Good
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I'm thinking my lazy **** will just hire someone to tear it up someday.

They don't count as illegals if you employ them. We know how it works.


Nah, if you pick them up outside Home Depot, they are amigos
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#29 Aug 14 2014 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Well **** it, all I bought was a Samsung Galaxy S 5. Sure, it's an awesome phone and a **** of an upgrade over my old Droid 2, but I can't bury anything with it. Actually, there might be an app for that, I'll have to look...
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Dig a moat.
Naw think big, I bet the neighbors' house could be in pieces before they get home from work.


Both of my closest neighbors' houses are already falling apart. Literally. My neighbor to the east had a quarter of their house collapse a few years back, and never really fixed it. The neighbor to the west has almost a third of their roof flattened. I don't even know how the thing stands, the inside must be a wreck.
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#31 Aug 14 2014 at 8:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah... you've never looked up Denmark on Google Earth, have you? Nothing is a jungle here.

This is looking north from Times Square::
https://www.google.dk/maps/place/Times+Square/@40.7428547,-73.9848313,339a,20y,82.45t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c25855c6480299:0x55194ec5a1ae072e

Hey I can see my house from there! And it's on three acres of hilly, forested land, so I could really use some of these toys. All I got is a chainsaw and some various axes.
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#32 Aug 15 2014 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
I'm thinking my lazy **** will just hire someone to tear it up someday.

They don't count as illegals if you employ them. We know how it works.


We call it "supporting the local economy".
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#33 Aug 15 2014 at 1:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm trying to figure out what you have going on back there. What you wrote seems like an area with weed fabric, mulch over that and sod over that which is nonsensical. So I'm assuming I just read it wrong. Is it 50% sod, 50% mulch over fabric with plants growing through or something?

Weed fabric is crap. No one should use it. It's a maintenance headache and doesn't even especially work since the weed seeds germinate in the mulch and just push their young roots through the weave in the fabric. Or you use plastic sheeting and cook the soil underneath while blocking any moisture from moving in or out..

Edited, Aug 15th 2014 2:58pm by Jophiel
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#34 Aug 15 2014 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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#37 Aug 15 2014 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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#38 Aug 15 2014 at 4:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm trying to figure out what you have going on back there. What you wrote seems like an area with weed fabric, mulch over that and sod over that which is nonsensical.


Something like that, yeah. No clue what the previous owners were thinking.

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Is it 50% sod, 50% mulch over fabric with plants growing through or something?


Nope. It actually appears to be like one layer on top of another layer. Like the previous owner decided they didn't like what was there and instead of tearing it out and replacing it, just dropped a new layer of crap right on top and then seeded it.

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Or you use plastic sheeting and cook the soil underneath while blocking any moisture from moving in or out..


They used plastic sheeting. But underneath that is a completely separate layer of stuff, including what looks like paved walking stones. Like they just rolled the sheet on top of what was there and dumped a layer of bark/soil/whatever on top of that, and then planted stuff on/through that. Yeah. Imagine my surprise. I was just trying to pull a couple errant plants from alongside the wall and realized the whole thing was like one solid layer of roots that pulled up in a solid sheet suspiciously easily (well, the one corner I was pulling on anyway, the whole mass is pretty heavy I assume). At the time I was just trying to clear the extra growth that was pushing out in front of the front door so as to make it easier for the guys doing work inside the house to get in and out, so I didn't investigate any further.
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#39 Aug 15 2014 at 4:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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That **** be crazy, yo.

Edit: Thank Sweet Holy Jesus the filter is here to save us from the word c-rap. I mean, that might change things from a Super G rating to a solid G rating Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, Aug 15th 2014 5:57pm by Jophiel
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#41 Aug 15 2014 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
crap crap is filtered. Wow.

Edited, Aug 15th 2014 8:54pm by Xsarus
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#42 Aug 15 2014 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
I love how if you repeat a word, or just put a period after it, then it isn't filtered.

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#43 Aug 15 2014 at 8:17 PM Rating: Good
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#44 Aug 15 2014 at 8:18 PM Rating: Good
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Repetition checks, punctuation does not.
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#45 Aug 15 2014 at 8:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's hilarious and sad.

Oh, Google. Maybe you need to spend a little less time trying to be clever and a little more time trying to be competent.
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#46 Aug 15 2014 at 8:30 PM Rating: Excellent
****. seems to work for me
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#47 Aug 15 2014 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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The worst is this trial and error just trying to figure out what is and isn't filtered.

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#48 Aug 15 2014 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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I give up.

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So it takes some words into account, and some not, and bleh.

Edited, Aug 15th 2014 10:37pm by lolgaxe
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#49 Aug 15 2014 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I suspect we'll lose our sweet, sweet Google ad money pretty soon.
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#50 Aug 15 2014 at 9:49 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe then they can sell ads to the sexy india black magic love bride repair vendors.
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I suspect we'll lose our sweet, sweet Google ad money pretty soon.

Listen, this is serious. Last time Google shut ads down the site lost 1/9th of a months revenue. That's *dozens* of dollars.
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