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#1 Jul 30 2014 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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The big E, Ebola da Killa, the Virus o' death, ....

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Doctors Without Borders has described the Ebola epidemic sweeping across West Africa as “out of control.”


Attending docs are getting the disease. In fact it was just reported that one has died from the disease. From an industrial hygiene pov this is disturbing: Blood borne pathogens are fairly easy to protect against.

You humans are dangerous.
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#2 Jul 30 2014 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Alright, who told God about the Plague Inc sale?
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#3 Jul 30 2014 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Someone carelessly stored the info in the cloud.
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#4 Jul 30 2014 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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One of the gals here has already started. Of course that had more to do with being over there recently and working in places where people caught it. I'll worry if she ends up with it. Though I highly doubt she has anything to worry about given the time frame. I think she knows that too, nonetheless that doesn't help with the whole weirdness factor.
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#5 Jul 30 2014 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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I feel weak and achy today with a hint of nausea. Is it time for me to assume I have ebola or is it probably just camel flu?
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#6 Jul 30 2014 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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Probably avian feline aids flu.
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#7 Jul 30 2014 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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Better take your NyQuil Cold, Flu and AIDS pill.
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Probably avian feline aids flu.

Well, I have been fucking a lot of griffins lately...
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#9 Jul 30 2014 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent
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One of the gals here has already started. Of course that had more to do with being over there recently and working in places where people caught it.

It's not airborne, it requires fluid transfer. Unless people were puking their liquifying organs onto her or she regularly cuts herself on the ribcage of others as she reaches into a chest cavity, she probably shouldn't worry too much.

****** way to go by all accounts, though.
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#10 Jul 30 2014 at 4:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Naw, she knows I'm sure. Just the creepiness of working at a hospital, and then less than a month after you leave having people die from this there.

Betting she doesn't go back next summer. Smiley: lol
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#11 Jul 31 2014 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Makes for one **** of a "What I did for Summer vacation" report though.
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#12 Jul 31 2014 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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And they let me keep a sample of the virus as a keepsake!
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#13 Aug 01 2014 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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The two infected Americans are heading to Atlanta.

Are you packing up and moving to...
Boulder:3 (21.4%)
Las Vegas:1 (7.1%)
Gonna die in an unabridged vignette:10 (71.4%)
Total:14
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#14 Aug 01 2014 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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I picked Boulder, after a quick stop in Nebraska to talk to the Magical Negro lady.
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#15 Aug 01 2014 at 9:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not motivated enough to do anything, so I'll just wait until it gets here and kills everyone. Assuming I'm not the first to go it'll at least be semi-amusing. Beats whatever is on T.V. these days at least.
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I picked Boulder, after a quick stop in Nebraska to talk to the Magical Negro lady.

That's got to be terribly inconvenient for those on the west coast. You'd think God could have set up a Magical Negro Annex Building in Arizona or something. Maybe a Skype terminal.

Edited, Aug 1st 2014 10:46am by Jophiel
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#17 Aug 01 2014 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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I can't imagine anything even vaguely minority-orientated gaining traction in Arizona. Bring it up to Oregon and we'll a temple. Which we'll then promptly ignore because no one here is actually as tolerant as they claim to be.
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#18 Aug 01 2014 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, ya know, it's bad enough having to go far enough around LV to avoid contact with the evil crowd, and not die in the desert.
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#19 Aug 01 2014 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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The internets will save us.
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#20 Aug 01 2014 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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I'm going to stay in Canada and wait for winter to kill it off. Same plan for any zombie apocalypses.
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#21 Aug 01 2014 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Las Vegas, because every time I went I always left empty handed.
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#22 Aug 02 2014 at 4:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I picked Boulder, after a quick stop in Nebraska to talk to the Magical Negro lady.

Keep an eye out for Tom Cullin. M-O-O-N, that spells Boulder, laws yes.
#23 Aug 02 2014 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
I picked Boulder, after a quick stop in Nebraska to talk to the Magical Negro lady.

Keep an eye out for Tom Cullin. M-O-O-N, that spells Boulder, laws yes.
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#24 Aug 02 2014 at 11:31 PM Rating: Good
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This is a perfect time to panic!
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#25 Aug 03 2014 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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Virus sim games have always shown that Madagascar is the safest place to be in the event of a worldwide virus apocalypse. In fact, they probably closed their ports off the rest of the world weeks before anyone heard of this outbreak.
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#26 Aug 03 2014 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Did they shut down everything?
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