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#1 Jul 17 2014 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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A Malaysia Airlines passenger jet carrying 295 people from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur has crashed in an area of eastern Ukraine where separatist rebels have been engaging Ukrainian military forces in recent weeks.

Ukraine's president, Petro Poroshenko, said the jet may have been shot down.

"We do not exclude that the plane was shot down and confirm that the Ukraine armed forces did not fire at any targets in the sky," Poroshenko said in a statement.


What a twist.
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#2 Jul 17 2014 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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The news cycle sure is getting condensed.
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#3 Jul 17 2014 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just for fun:

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A tweet (in Russian) from a key Twitter account used by pro-Russian separatists, in which they claim to have captured a Buk surface-to-air missile system, has now been deleted, BBC Monitoring observes. Ukrainians say the Malaysian plane could have been downed with a Buk, but pro-Russian rebels have now denied they have it.


Oops. Smiley: rolleyes
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#4 Jul 17 2014 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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You know, at that point, you look so much less suspicious not deleting it.

I suppose that's the kind of perspective that might be lost in this sort of situation.
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someproteinguy wrote:
Just for fun:

[quote]A tweet (in Russian) from a key Twitter account used by pro-Russian separatists, in which they claim to have captured a Buk surface-to-air missile system, has now been deleted, BBC Monitoring observes. Ukrainians say the Malaysian plane could have been downed with a Buk, but pro-Russian rebels have now denied they have it.
There was also supposedly a tweet from seperatists bragging they just shot down a Ukranian army plane close to where the Malaysian airlines jet crashed.

And no flight from Schiphol will fly through eastern Ukranian air space anymore for the forseeable future.
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#6 Jul 17 2014 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Fuckin Ukranians.

On the other hand, this probably means cheap flights to Kuala Lumpur soon!
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"Hey Sergei, you know how to fire these things?"
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#8 Jul 17 2014 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah that sounds about right.

You capture a bunch of big missiles, then grab some ex-military guys from your ranks who were assigned to them 10-20 years ago. They know/remember enough to find a plane and shoot it down, but lack some of the capability to distinguish less important things like maybe an airliner from a military plane. They manage to shoot down a couple of military planes and get a bit too bold, and end up pulling the trigger when they shouldn't have.

This will help with the whole sympathy factor for their cause. Smiley: thumbsup

Edited, Jul 17th 2014 12:48pm by someproteinguy
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#9 Jul 17 2014 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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So 154 out of the 280 passengers and 15 crew were Dutch so it;s big news here. I am not looking forward to this dominating the news for the next few weeks.
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#10 Jul 17 2014 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well look on the bright side, that's less you'll have to hear about the latest Gaza fiasco.
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So 154 out of the 280 passengers and 15 crew were Dutch so it;s big news here. I am not looking forward to this dominating the news for the next few weeks.

Invade Russia. Not with your quaint "armed forces", obviously, but with Shell and Phillips private paramilitaries. I wouldn't bet against those guys.
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Well look on the bright side, that's less you'll have to hear about the latest Gaza fiasco.

Right. Have to give Israel credit, normally another big news story dominating the international cycle would trigger them to just invade and slaughter civilians. What? Oh right. Of course they are.

http://www.jpost.com/Operation-Protective-Edge/IDF-intensifies-Gaza-attacks-with-artillery-fire-air-strikes-363289

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#13 Jul 17 2014 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
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Apparently, Putin was calling Obama almost immediately after the incident. I guess even Putin was surprised a little. But I guess you can only play with fire for so long.
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Apparently, Putin was calling Obama almost immediately after the incident. I guess even Putin was surprised a little. But I guess you can only play with fire for so long.

Before what? There's no consequence of this action. What the **** is Malaysia going to do?
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#15 Jul 17 2014 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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It's an international flight, it's not solely Malaysia's concern.

Obviously, this isn't going to end with Putin torching Moscow and heading off into the Siberian wastes, but that's not to say that nothing will happen. For a start, the chance of the separatists being left to die quietly just rose quite significantly.
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Apparently, Putin was calling Obama almost immediately after the incident. I guess even Putin was surprised a little. But I guess you can only play with fire for so long.

Before what? There's no consequence of this action. What the @#%^ is Malaysia going to do?


Huh? Who is talking about Malaysia? There were five Americans on that plane -- sufficient enough excuse to bomb places. That it hopefully will not happen is another thing.

Edited, Jul 17th 2014 11:52pm by angrymnk
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Huh? Who is talking about Malaysia? There were five Americans on that plane -- sufficient enough excuse to bomb places. That hopefully that will not happen is another thing.


That's only a thing the US does to people that can't fight back and that they were looking for an excuse to bomb anyway. The US can't go around bombing real countries.
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angrymnk wrote:
Huh? Who is talking about Malaysia? There were five Americans on that plane -- sufficient enough excuse to bomb places. That hopefully that will not happen is another thing.


That's only a thing the US does to people that can't fight back and that they were looking for an excuse to bomb anyway. The US can't go around bombing real countries.


They could, however, ramp up the proxy war. They won't, but they could.
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#19 Jul 18 2014 at 1:14 AM Rating: Good
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So 154 out of the 280 passengers and 15 crew were Dutch so it;s big news here. I am not looking forward to this dominating the news for the next few weeks.

Invade Russia. Not with your quaint "armed forces", obviously, but with Shell and Phillips private paramilitaries. I wouldn't bet against those guys.
I don't think there's been a serious Dutch based private military since the Dutch east India company.

And it was a joint Malaysia Airlines and KLM flight, just using a Malaysian plane.
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Huh? Who is talking about Malaysia? There were five Americans on that plane -- sufficient enough excuse to bomb places


Hahhaa, no, no. So quaint that you think so, but no.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So 154 out of the 280 passengers and 15 crew were Dutch so it;s big news here. I am not looking forward to this dominating the news for the next few weeks.

Sorry about the senseless loss of your countrymen.

I think the world will take notice of 154 innocent Dutch getting bombed down out of the sky. Use your platform well. Smiley: wink

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Huh? Who is talking about Malaysia? There were five Americans on that plane -- sufficient enough excuse to bomb places


Hahhaa, no, no. So quaint that you think so, but no.


You could always enlighten me instead of going for a one liner. What do you think will happen ( I get that it is mostly reading tea leaves, but you tend to be more right than wrong )?
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So 154 out of the 280 passengers and 15 crew were Dutch so it;s big news here. I am not looking forward to this dominating the news for the next few weeks.

Sorry about the senseless loss of your countrymen.

I think the world will take notice of 154 innocent Dutch getting bombed down out of the sky. Use your platform well. Smiley: wink

The number is up to 189 now, including a senator and a well regarded scientist.


And apparently an Australian woman lost family members in the Malaysian airlines jet that disappeared and again with this crash.

Edited, Jul 18th 2014 2:52pm by Aethien
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And apparently an Australian woman lost family members in the Malaysian airlines jet that disappeared and again with this crash.
Slowest assassination ever.
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Huh? Who is talking about Malaysia? There were five Americans on that plane -- sufficient enough excuse to bomb places


Hahhaa, no, no. So quaint that you think so, but no.


You could always enlighten me instead of going for a one liner. What do you think will happen ( I get that it is mostly reading tea leaves, but you tend to be more right than wrong )?


What will be the results? Most likely nothing.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And apparently an Australian woman lost family members in the Malaysian airlines jet that disappeared and again with this crash.
Slowest assassination ever.


All of this is probably a black ops vendetta against her family.
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