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#27 Jul 18 2014 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here like this:
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Which one is creepier?
snake:0 (0.0%)
centipede:10 (90.9%)
wood chips:1 (9.1%)
aquarium glass:0 (%)
Total:11
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#28 Jul 18 2014 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Things without legs are less creepy

We need to research this. Take a hundred sleeping people and in fifty beds we'll drop a centipede and in the other fifty, a snake.
Okay, we need to make sure they're the same size though. You can't isolate the problem if you don't do the right control.

Makes sense. In the same sense, we'll need controls for the subjects. I'm proposing all nubile co-eds.
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#29 Jul 18 2014 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Which one is creepier?
☑ Camel Spider

Edited, Jul 18th 2014 12:23pm by lolgaxe
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#30 Jul 18 2014 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Things without legs are less creepy

We need to research this. Take a hundred sleeping people and in fifty beds we'll drop a centipede and in the other fifty, a snake.
Okay, we need to make sure they're the same size though. You can't isolate the problem if you don't do the right control.

Makes sense. In the same sense, we'll need controls for the subjects. I'm proposing all nubile co-eds.
Sounds good, I'll start hashing out the R01 later today.
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#31 Jul 18 2014 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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#32 Jul 18 2014 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Here like this:
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Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!

This whole thing was about spiders. How did they not even make the list?

(wood chips - you know what goes into wood chippers...Smiley: um)

Edited, Jul 18th 2014 6:33pm by Elinda
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#33 Jul 18 2014 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
(wood chips - you know what goes into wood chippers...Smiley: um)
People who use ketchup as pasta sauce.
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#34 Jul 18 2014 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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#35 Jul 18 2014 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Things without legs are less creepy. Like if you pulled all the legs off a harvestman, then it's sufficiently less creepy.

But the still-twitching legs, moreso.
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(wood chips - you know what goes into wood chippers...Smiley: um)
People who use ketchup as pasta sauce.

Wasting ketchup deserves a limb in the chipper.
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#37 Jul 18 2014 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
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(wood chips - you know what goes into wood chippers...Smiley: um)
People who use ketchup as pasta sauce.


What? Who? Is that really a thing?

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Samira wrote:
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(wood chips - you know what goes into wood chippers...Smiley: um)
People who use ketchup as pasta sauce.


What? Who? Is that really a thing?
2 cousins of mine used to add ketchup to everything, potatoes, pasta, vegetables you name it, they put ketchup on it.
#40 Jul 18 2014 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do they put it on Kimchi too? My Grandmother never ceases to surprise me.
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Samira wrote:
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(wood chips - you know what goes into wood chippers...Smiley: um)
People who use ketchup as pasta sauce.


What? Who? Is that really a thing?
2 cousins of mine used to add ketchup to everything, potatoes, pasta, vegetables you name it, they put ketchup on it.


Then they had an unfortunate landscaping accident.

Edited, Jul 18th 2014 3:23pm by Shaowstrike
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No, that wasn't me, though I heartily applaud their efforts. I don't "accidentally" only burn part of the spider infested house down. When theres a spider house that needs to explode, the damned thing explodes!
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someproteinguy wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Things without legs are less creepy

We need to research this. Take a hundred sleeping people and in fifty beds we'll drop a centipede and in the other fifty, a snake.
Okay, we need to make sure they're the same size though. You can't isolate the problem if you don't do the right control.
That one looks a little larger than the one a guest once claimed to have found in his room. He captured it in the ice bucket.

I killed it with bathroom cleaner. Not sure if it was toxicity or drowning that got it.
#44 Jul 18 2014 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
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Daddy long legs aren't at all creepy. They're more delicate than a snowflake.

Snakes are creepy. They don't even have legs. Plus...forked tongues??


Snakes are cute.
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We've let a spider and her web live across our front door all summer. She's pretty fat. We've actually wiped out her web multiple times when we knew we had front-door visitors coming, or simply by accident (I've walked right through it at least once). She rebuilds quickly.

Her web won't impact the crazy mosquito population we're suffering with this summer, but I think it's caught a few ants trying to march into the house.





We had a spider like that once-- a long time ago when I was a kid living in Georgia. It was gigantic-- a fat brown orb weaving spider of some sort. She made her web directly over the outside of the glass window attached to our patio door. It looked just like a Halloween decoration, but we loved her. She was so big, we could see all of her features, including her eyes. When we tapped on the other side of the glass from the inside, she would bare her fangs and try to bite our fingers. The porch light attracted all kinds of large moths and other insects that would get caught in her web-- almost more than she could handle. It was a real treat watching the spider lunge at the poor things, bit them, and wrap them up like mummies.

My stepdad named her Fred.
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#46 Jul 19 2014 at 5:40 AM Rating: Good
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I had one similar in the big picture window in my dining room a couple years back. It hid in the J-Channel around the window, you wouldn't see it except at night. By itself it wasn't a problem. The problem was it's offspring. It had TONS of little babies that worked their way through the screen, and one day I opened the window and saw dozens of them crawling inside the window.

That was the "***** that" moment. I got a can of insect/spider spray and doused the frame with it. Now I put that bug barrier around my house twice a year during the summer. Spray around the base of my house, around the doors, windows, etc. Now I don't get many if any spiders setting up nest in my doors or windows. And I won't let a big one make nest anywhere near my windows again.
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#47 Jul 21 2014 at 5:50 AM Rating: Good
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My stepdad named her Fred.
I've taken to calling this fatty "Charlotte" as I half expect to see some scolding word spun into her web after I've accidently destroyed large portions of it.


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#48 Jul 21 2014 at 5:51 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Daddy long legs aren't at all creepy. They're more delicate than a snowflake.

Snakes are creepy. They don't even have legs. Plus...forked tongues??


Snakes are cute.

Not cute.
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Not cute? That's adorable.
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That was the "***** that" moment.
That's a "set fire to the house" moment.
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