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#1 Jul 16 2014 at 6:40 PM Rating: Good
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I know you live in the Couv, and not Seattle, but I could see you doing this: WARNING: HERE THERE BE SPIDERS!
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#2 Jul 17 2014 at 12:16 AM Rating: Good
Natural selection didn't win this time around, but it certainly gets points for trying.
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#3 Jul 17 2014 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Ha, the joke became real life.
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#4 Jul 17 2014 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good
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The trick to this is not to let the spray reach the house before you add flame. You want a very small fireball and never do it in the inside of house. I use to kill black widows on the outside of our house in CA this way. Inside we keep daddy long legs as pets. Never had to worry abut black widows in the house that way.
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#5 Jul 17 2014 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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I use a candle lighter to kill black widows. Extra length and tightly controlled flame.
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#6 Jul 17 2014 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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We've let a spider and her web live across our front door all summer. She's pretty fat. We've actually wiped out her web multiple times when we knew we had front-door visitors coming, or simply by accident (I've walked right through it at least once). She rebuilds quickly.

Her web won't impact the crazy mosquito population we're suffering with this summer, but I think it's caught a few ants trying to march into the house.



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#7 Jul 17 2014 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't you people have vacuum cleaners? Smiley: dubious
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#8 Jul 17 2014 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, yeah, but I'd never let a spider borrow it. That's just weird.
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someproteinguy wrote:
Don't you people have vacuum cleaners? Smiley: dubious


I don't use a vacuum in the garage.... Maybe a leaf blower, but then we'd blow the spider god knows where.

Better to just set it on fire. Smiley: nod
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#10 Jul 17 2014 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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We wage war with flamethrowers, not vacuum cleaners. It's historical.
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#11 Jul 17 2014 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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#12 Jul 17 2014 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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Inside we keep daddy long legs as pets. Never had to worry abut black widows in the house that way.
Black widows avoid daddy long legs?
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#13 Jul 17 2014 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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Or maybe daddy long legs eat black widows. Nom nom.

Edited, Jul 17th 2014 1:34pm by Catwho
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#14 Jul 18 2014 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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The tall tales I've heard about daddy long legs is that their bite is very poisonous but they can't bite humans.

I was out picking wild raspberries yesterday. I got at least three daddy long-legs as a by-catch.

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An urban legend claims that the harvestman is the most venomous animal in the world,[6] but possesses fangs too short or a mouth too round and small to bite a human and therefore is not dangerous (the same myth applies to Pholcus phalangioides and the cranefly, which are both also called a 'daddy longlegs').[7] This is untrue on several counts. None of the known species of harvestmen have venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and not strong enough to break human skin.
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#15 Jul 18 2014 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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Cellar spiders, which are also referred to as Daddy Long Legs, do have venom glands but they aren't enough to take down a person.
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#16 Jul 18 2014 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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I don't care about if the fact that daddy longs eat blacks widows was or not, just as it allowed me to sleep through the night without worry that I might wake up with a black widow bite on me and/or her staring down at me.

I been bit by spiders at least 3 times as a kid and developed a phobia of spiders. Casting fireballs at black widows help me over come much of the fear, but not all of it. The last time a spider bit me was just a few months ago and I developed a very nasty lump the size of a marble shooter and about as hard.
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#17 Jul 18 2014 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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Elne is op. Nerf EC
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Elinda wrote:

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An urban legend claims that the harvestman is the most venomous animal in the world,[6] but possesses fangs too short or a mouth too round and small to bite a human and therefore is not dangerous (the same myth applies to Pholcus phalangioides and the cranefly, which are both also called a 'daddy longlegs').[7] This is untrue on several counts. None of the known species of harvestmen have venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and not strong enough to break human skin.
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Yes, but they're creepy and that justifies all the hate.
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#19 Jul 18 2014 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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There are spiders of all kinds all over my house; we live in the woods with ponds and streams around so there's also a lot of flies. Wolf spiders live in the corners of the windows and take care of moths and flies that try to get in. I get some big fuckers in my wood piles all the time.
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#20 Jul 18 2014 at 9:41 AM Rating: Good
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Daddy long legs aren't at all creepy. They're more delicate than a snowflake.

Snakes are creepy. They don't even have legs. Plus...forked tongues??
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#21 Jul 18 2014 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Things without legs are less creepy. Like if you pulled all the legs off a harvestman, then it's sufficiently less creepy.
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#22 Jul 18 2014 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Transferal of creepiness. Spider becomes less creepy, you become more.
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Things without legs are less creepy

We need to research this. Take a hundred sleeping people and in fifty beds we'll drop a centipede and in the other fifty, a snake.
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Things without legs are less creepy

We need to research this. Take a hundred sleeping people and in fifty beds we'll drop a centipede and in the other fifty, a snake.
Okay, we need to make sure they're the same size though. You can't isolate the problem if you don't do the right control.
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#25 Jul 18 2014 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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I like snakes, we have had pet snakes in the past. Centipedes are extremely creepy. They have far too many legs then needed to get around under stones.
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#26 Jul 18 2014 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
******* Centipedes, you lucky I'm nuking that post.
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