I don't care about if the fact that daddy longs eat blacks widows was or not, just as it allowed me to sleep through the night without worry that I might wake up with a black widow bite on me and/or her staring down at me.
I been bit by spiders at least 3 times as a kid and developed a phobia of spiders. Casting fireballs at black widows help me over come much of the fear, but not all of it. The last time a spider bit me was just a few months ago and I developed a very nasty lump the size of a marble shooter and about as hard.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.