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#52 Jul 14 2014 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, they probably paid a hundred bucks or so to put them through some gun safety class. After which they intentionally violated every rule. What, that's not believable?
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#53 Jul 14 2014 at 7:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why on earth would you match a bikini with black fingerless gloves?
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#54 Jul 14 2014 at 8:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
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Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.

Don't be ridiculous. Of course they do, women, like all humans are trivial to manipulate into buying useless things. Makeup as an entire class of consumable, for fuck sake. "If I smear the oil on my face I'll look more that younger girl? Here's all my money" Well played "women".

Smiley: glare

You need some cream for that, hon. Looking a bit blue and angry there.
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#55 Jul 14 2014 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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You need some cream for that, hon. Looking a bit blue and angry there.

Will it make me younger and prettier?

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#56 Jul 14 2014 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Why on earth would you match a bikini with black fingerless gloves?

Because mittens would have looked silly.
#57 Jul 14 2014 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
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You need some cream for that, hon. Looking a bit blue and angry there.
Will it make me younger and prettier?
No but it'll make you think so.
#58 Jul 14 2014 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
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You need some cream for that, hon. Looking a bit blue and angry there.
Will it make me younger and prettier?
No but it'll make you think so.
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#59 Jul 14 2014 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.
It's cuz of the 65% of those polled who want to see the 17 year old in a bikini?
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#60 Jul 14 2014 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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#61 Jul 14 2014 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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At least you aren't alone in that, boys will be boys and such.
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#62 Jul 14 2014 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Why on earth would you match a bikini with black fingerless gloves?
She clearly doesn't want to deal with slide cuts, which makes about as much sense as any of the other safety precautions in the picture.
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#63 Jul 14 2014 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bikini girl isn't holding the gun.
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#64 Jul 14 2014 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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"Which makes about as much sense as" etc etc.
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#65 Jul 14 2014 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Going by anime laws, the one getting the gun pointed at her is nearly invincible. How much more protection do you want her to have? Any more protection and she'll be naked.
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#66 Jul 14 2014 at 3:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
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You need some cream for that, hon. Looking a bit blue and angry there.

Will it make me younger and prettier?

It depends on if you're really going for the Na'vi look.
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#67 Jul 14 2014 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
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No. I read the feed. And?

And you failed to notice four or five comments* about the image and fifteen comments about the person who commented on the image.


Huh? I never said there were no conservative complaints, or even that the majority of sentiments on that twitter feed weren't conservative in origin.

I was responding to *you* and your claim that "I only really see conservative complaints". You're the one seeing only what you want to see and not seeing anything else. I never made any statement or claim except that you're blind as a bat if you don't see how the whole damn thing is about "liberal complaints". The conservative complaints are in response to that. WTF?
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#68 Jul 14 2014 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Huh? I never said there were no conservative complaints, or even that the majority of sentiments on that twitter feed weren't conservative in origin.

I was responding to *you* and your claim that "I only really see conservative complaints". You're the one seeing only what you want to see and not seeing anything else. I never made any statement or claim except that you're blind as a bat if you don't see how the whole damn thing is about "liberal complaints". The conservative complaints are in response to that. WTF?


So to sum up, you read something, didn't understand it, and decided to guess based on what you'd assume to be the case.

Or: every one of your posts.
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#69 Jul 14 2014 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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WTF?

Heh, okay.
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#70 Jul 14 2014 at 7:19 PM Rating: Good
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That girl is hot, and I'd totally tap that, but she doesn't strike me as the clever type.

Also, I'm chuckling at the karma. Onyx got the last laugh. Well, sort of.
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#71 Jul 14 2014 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think a stuffed head on a living room wall gets any laugh, last or otherwise.
#72 Jul 14 2014 at 7:56 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think a stuffed head on a living room wall gets any laugh, last or otherwise.




WRONG!
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#73 Jul 14 2014 at 8:03 PM Rating: Decent
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[youtube=http://youtu.be/-_niy2ZM5Jo?t=3m10s]

Wrong again!
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#74 Jul 15 2014 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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