Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.
Don't be ridiculous. Of course they do, women, like all humans are trivial to manipulate into buying useless things. Makeup as an entire class of consumable, for fuck sake. "If I smear the oil on my face I'll look more that younger girl? Here's all my money" Well played "women".
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.