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#27 Jul 11 2014 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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She wanted to hunt Americans, she was obviously pro-****.

She should hunt Native Americans from oryx-back.

I was going to find a picture of someone riding an antelope but the second Google Images return for "antelope rider" was a crude line drawing two antelope fucking a... puma? Anyway, I kind of just want to go back to bed now.


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#28 Jul 11 2014 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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#29 Jul 11 2014 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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****, that oryx ruined her big crake.
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#30 Jul 11 2014 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
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The conservative butthurt in that Twitter feed is sort of amusing.
Looks like a combination of conservative and liberal butthurt to me.

I only really see conservative complaints.


You failed to see all the people complaining about the picture? Assuming we're broadly aligning conservatives as those who don't have a problem with the picture or the fact that she hunted and killed an animal and liberals as ones who do have a problem with it, then isn't the whole thing about liberal "complaints"? Conservatives are the ones saying "what's the big deal?" in response to the "outrage" coming from the liberals.
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#31 Jul 11 2014 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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I think Joph was wrong too, but at least he looked and read the links.
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#32 Jul 11 2014 at 4:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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You failed to see all the people complaining about the picture?

You failed to read where I said I was referring to the one linked Twitter feed?
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#33 Jul 11 2014 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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.@AlyWeisman @Loreal @LOrealParisUSA TATTLE TELL! WHAT ABOUT HER 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS?!?!


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#34 Jul 11 2014 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
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You failed to see all the people complaining about the picture?

You failed to read where I said I was referring to the one linked Twitter feed?


No. I read the feed. And? People reacting to a ridiculous overreaction to the original picture. Which is pretty much exactly what I was talking about. You're ignoring that the original "complaining" was about the picture of her with the dead animal and the argument that Loreal should not associate with someone who hunts.

At the end of the day, the "liberal" complaining got the girl's contract cancelled. So pretending that it doesn't exist is somewhat silly.

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#35 Jul 11 2014 at 6:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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No. I read the feed. And?

And you failed to notice four or five comments* about the image and fifteen comments about the person who commented on the image. Ok, that sounds about right for your reading comprehension.

*I dunno what the French comment says and am too lazy to try and find out. Let's just call it five "liberal" and fifteen "conservative" for a 1:3 ratio.
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#36 Jul 11 2014 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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As a general rule, people who can afford to casually big game hunt at 17 can probably survive losing a tenuous job offer. As a meaningless aside, Nexa was showing me some pictures she had found of her high schools days and she looked eerily similar to this woman.
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I saw a picture of my high school girlfriend recently and she looked eerily similar to the oryx. Hey-OH!
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#38 Jul 11 2014 at 6:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Here's a little snark to lighten the mood. Spielberg killed dinosaurs. Smiley: cry

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I'd care more if Spielberg was a pretty blonde.
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As a general rule, people who can afford to casually big game hunt at 17 can probably survive losing a tenuous job offer. As a meaningless aside, Nexa was showing me some pictures she had found of her high schools days and she looked eerily similar to this woman.


Did she also impersonate a narwhal?
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#41 Jul 12 2014 at 6:56 AM Rating: Good
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She shouldnt worry to much about being fired by Loreal, there will be some gun company or camo company that will probaly pick her up and she will make a decent living.
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Smasharoo wrote:
As a general rule, people who can afford to casually big game hunt at 17 can probably survive losing a tenuous job offer. As a meaningless aside, Nexa was showing me some pictures she had found of her high schools days and she looked eerily similar to this woman.

Yeah but how does she handle a .338?
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She shouldnt worry to much about being fired by Loreal, there will be some gun company or camo company that will probaly pick her up and she will make a decent living.

No, she won't. She's from Belgium. The appeal was the novelty of her being internet famous for being a soccer fan. Of the team from BELGIUM. Go to any mall and find 40 women who look like her who you don't have to fly in from Europe and who you can pay $100 for a photo shoot with. She's not actually a model.
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Yeah but how does she handle a .338?

Probably pretty well. She's from Maine, which is basically West Virginia with (more) snow.
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Beyond Smash's point, some gun company running ads in Guns & Ammo or Hunting Magazine isn't paying their models remotely near what you'd get from a modeling contract with an outfit like L'Oreal. They don't even have models, per se, they just call some agency and hire a girl for an afternoon to take some shots and that's it. L'Oreal was an actual (now terminated) contract.
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#46 Jul 13 2014 at 6:39 AM Rating: Good
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I think companies are understanding, with all this media, that they have to cater to their consumers.

Will more people buy their mascara because some cute Belgian girl is selling it, or will more customers not buy it because of large dead animals at the hands of this girl?

Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.

I'm going with the take-way here that we, the consumers, can make a statement, maybe even a difference with the products we buy...or don't buy.

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#47 Jul 13 2014 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.


They do, it's why makeup and feminine care product commercials are filled with young beautiful women.
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Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.

Don't be ridiculous. Of course they do, women, like all humans are trivial to manipulate into buying useless things. Makeup as an entire class of consumable, for fuck sake. "If I smear the oil on my face I'll look more that younger girl? Here's all my money" Well played "women".
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Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.

Don't be ridiculous. Of course they do, women, like all humans are trivial to manipulate into buying useless things. Makeup as an entire class of consumable, for fuck sake. "If I smear the oil on my face I'll look more that younger girl? Here's all my money" Well played "women".

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Elinda wrote:
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Women don't buy stuff so much cuz of cute girls.

Don't be ridiculous. Of course they do, women, like all humans are trivial to manipulate into buying useless things. Makeup as an entire class of consumable, for fuck sake. "If I smear the oil on my face I'll look more that younger girl? Here's all my money" Well played "women".

Smiley: glare


Smash's broken English notwithstanding, it's true.
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#51 Jul 14 2014 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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They don't even have models, per se, they just call some agency and hire a girl for an afternoon to take some shots and that's it.
You're gonna look at this picture and tell me that they just hire people randomly with no experience with firearms? I find the difficult to believe.
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