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#1 Jun 27 2014 at 6:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tim Murray for Congress, everybody...
Congressional Candidate Tim Murray wrote:
The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray. I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.

This is a situation similar to the Senators’ from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray’s DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.
Congressional Candidate Tim Murray wrote:
I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.
Congressional Candidate Tim Murray wrote:
I believe we must now position our efforts with higher Protection of: The People, U.S. Markets, Defense and National Security, Social Security, Education, and Infrastructure.

I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what The Representative’s Office is doing nor own a robot look alike.
The World knows the truth, and We must always share the truth.

Mr. Murray only received 5.2% of the vote in the primary so I'm not saying or implying that he's the vanguard of Republican thought or anything. I just thought his charges were hella amusing.
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#2 Jun 27 2014 at 7:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Mr. Murray only received 5.2% of the vote in the primary so I'm not saying or implying that he's the vanguard of Republican thought or anything.


Definitely not, he didn't blame blacks for ANY of it. Wait, is his opponent who won the GOP primary there black?

HAHAHAHAHA ahahaHaHA, I kid, I kid.
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#3 Jun 27 2014 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mr. Murray is a man who is willing to give a black dude the benefit of the doubt.
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Despite what President Obama said on television about slapping anyone that votes for Oil barons, I am sure that will not happen for voting for Timothy Ray Murray. (The President was joking. He knows that is illegal, and that no one should ever do that.)


Edit: Wait a second...
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I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

"Both"? So he figures they're ALL robot-look alike-clone-people??

Edited, Jun 27th 2014 8:19pm by Jophiel
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#4 Jun 27 2014 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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Not uncommon with paranoid schizofrenics.
#5 Jun 27 2014 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
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I'm seriously surprised this guy is not black, as his nutty rhetoric and style of writing is really, really reminiscent of a lunatic I saw on youtube some time back (who was black).

I can't remember that fella's name though; a shame, since he was HI-larious.Smiley: laugh
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#6 Jun 28 2014 at 12:48 AM Rating: Good
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He's against the creation and use of Life Model Decoys, so he'll never get my vote.
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What's his position on RealDolls?
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#8 Jun 28 2014 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
I'd vote for him.
#9 Jun 28 2014 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
What's his position on RealDolls?
Bent over his torture table in the basement.
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#10 Jun 28 2014 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
What's his position on RealDolls?

They're prototypes for the women you think to be real.
#11 Jun 30 2014 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
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What I gather from this thread is that the only republican politicians with a lick of common sense are plum-crazy?
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#12 Jun 30 2014 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
What's his position on RealDolls?
I'm sure mostly behind them.
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