Timelordwho wrote:
As a relationship expert, from the information given, I'd put a 70-30 bet that she's seeing someone on the side already.
Sorry.
Sorry.
As an expert on experts, I think you are 80/20 full of ****.
Sorry.
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As an expert on experts, I think you are 80/20 full of ****.
Sorry.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Kavekk wrote:
Why is everyone helping Smash mess with this guy?
I expect this kind of behaviour from me, but I'm disappointed in the rest of you.
I expect this kind of behaviour from me, but I'm disappointed in the rest of you.
Well, there haven't been any good topics lately and everyone likes to have fun.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Kavekk wrote:
Why is everyone helping Smash mess with this guy?
I expect this kind of behaviour from me, but I'm disappointed in the rest of you.
I expect this kind of behaviour from me, but I'm disappointed in the rest of you.
You can practically see the drool oozing out of his posts whenever he starts writing about Nexa.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
You can practically see the drool oozing out of his posts whenever he starts writing about Nexa.
Hey, I love my wife. Happens.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
So long as it's only drool, I don't want to have to wash my computer screen.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
You don't wash off drool? [:ew:]
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
You don't wash off drool? [:ew:]
I don't understand. Drool is what you wash things with.
Your mother loved you. [:sadface:]
Smasharoo wrote:
tldr version. u dont know everything and ur relationship is about as special as everyone else's
Nah, it's pretty amazing. Follow up in October about how much I know about your relationship. Until then, it's kind of meaningless.
Nah; you know what is amazing? That even though it is pretty amazing, she neglects to stroke your ego when you so clearly need it.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
angrymnk wrote:
Nah; you know what is amazing?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
Nah; you know what is amazing?
Friend, I get that you pop in for a quick quip, but, on occasion, it may be helpful to skim through the material. Then again, maybe reading and comprehension is hard for you. It is ok. I am not here to judge.
There was no ultimatum. There are two adults trying to decide what is the best move for two of us. I know it may be difficult to understand, but, in language maybe you can understand, I have a partner.
I don't know what you have, but it seems kinda demanding.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
angrymnk wrote:
I am not here to judge.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Can I try and solve the problems? I'm good at this.
1) Replace the GF's birth control pills with placebo.
2) Have Shotgun wedding as result.
3) After baby is born accept job in fun tropical place.
4) Play it off like it's an odd twist of fate.
5) Victory sunglasses.
1) Replace the GF's birth control pills with placebo.
2) Have Shotgun wedding as result.
3) After baby is born accept job in fun tropical place.
4) Play it off like it's an odd twist of fate.
5) Victory sunglasses.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
I am not here to judge.
Right; maybe Smash was right. No point discussing it further until Nov. comes.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
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