Smasharoo wrote:
Nah, she'll probably leave.
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Or go and make him miserable the entire time there and then leave, all on his dime.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nah, making him turn down the offer then leaving him is way better.
Kavekk wrote:
Nah, mate, $0.80 a pound.
You'd not be getting free-range organic dog for that price.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nah, making him turn down the offer then leaving him is way better.
Exactly. Then it's his fault for not caring enough, yadda. Guilt free strange ****. How could she NOT leave now?
Exactly. Then it's his fault for not caring enough, yadda. Guilt free strange ****. How could she NOT leave now?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
Plus, I bet they have free dogs in Puerto Rico.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Smasharoo wrote:
Well, if I push for it, she will.
Nah, she'll probably leave. You already pushed her to making that decision, now it's just a question of a soft landing. Depending on how many potential future relationships she's already cultivating I'd say you have between 4 weeks and 3 months of relationship left. So, you know, don't buy a dog or anything.
Nah, she'll probably leave. You already pushed her to making that decision, now it's just a question of a soft landing. Depending on how many potential future relationships she's already cultivating I'd say you have between 4 weeks and 3 months of relationship left. So, you know, don't buy a dog or anything.
Sport, while I completely understand that your wife would drop you like a hat despite being bound by legal contract as soon as you stopped being financially useful, I feel obligated to point out that not every single person on this planet is enjoys and/or employs shadow power plays, and passive agressive dances. Not to mention, very few people actually do that kind of mental calculus in their head. Hell, half the time they have no idea why they are dancing to begin with.
If you and/or your wife is then, well, I am sorry, but there is no need to project.
Now, if I was a betting man and I thought I had something to prove, I would wager an insignificant amount of money, but I don't, so I won't.
P.S. You should lay off Chris Rock for a while as his **** diatribe clearly gave you too many ideas. Try Dave Chappelle; I am just saying.
Love,
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
It's not really passive aggressive, though, what he's predicting in the part you quoted. Lolgaxe's comment, now, that would be passive aggression.
I'm not saying they're right, but you have given your woman a reason to seriously consider the importance of your mutual relationship. Whichever way she's inclined, expect changes in the near future.
I'm not saying they're right, but you have given your woman a reason to seriously consider the importance of your mutual relationship. Whichever way she's inclined, expect changes in the near future.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You know what, fuck you guys. I believe in angrymnk and his girlfriend. I believe in true love, in the dream of summer, in fool's gold, clover leaves and politician's promises.
You can do this, angrymnk. I believe in you.
You can do this, angrymnk. I believe in you.
I believe I can fly.
I'll never give up the dream.
I'll never give up the dream.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Samira wrote:
It's not really passive aggressive, though, what he's predicting in the part you quoted. Lolgaxe's comment, now, that would be passive aggression.
I'm not saying they're right, but you have given your woman a reason to seriously consider the importance of your mutual relationship. Whichever way she's inclined, expect changes in the near future.
I'm not saying they're right, but you have given your woman a reason to seriously consider the importance of your mutual relationship. Whichever way she's inclined, expect changes in the near future.
I am willing to agree with that statement. Given the type of the decision, she would have to be a functional ****** not to do that. However, I mildly object to the forecast that **** rain is in in the short to near future.
As far as everything else goes, have you considered writing fortune cookies?
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Kavekk wrote:
You know what, fuck you guys. I believe in angrymnk and his girlfriend. I believe in true love, in the dream of summer, in fool's gold, clover leaves and politician's promises.
You can do this, angrymnk. I believe in you.
You can do this, angrymnk. I believe in you.
You cynic you.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Sport, while I completely understand that your wife would drop you like a hat despite being bound by legal contract as soon as you stopped being financially useful, I feel obligated to point out that not every single person on this planet is enjoys and/or employs shadow power plays, and passive agressive dances. Not to mention, very few people actually do that kind of mental calculus in their head. Hell, half the time they have no idea why they are dancing to begin with.
Sure, let's equivocate the marriage of two hyper intelligent, well educated, experienced adults who have two children together to your casual borderline adolescent dating experience. The idea that I'd have to *ask* Nexa a question like this is insane. If you didn't know the answer going in, your "relationship" is a shallow charade. Apparently, though, it's important to you to pretend your relationship is a magical fairy tale and ours is somehow vulnerable. I'm sure you and your "girlfriend" are lovely and everything, but trust me, what Nexa and I have together is likely something you won't ever experience, and possibly aren't capable of experiencing. Which isn't to say it's "better", just that you aren't going to understand it. What you have is so banal and mundane it may as well be a sit-com script.
If you and/or your wife is then, well, I am sorry, but there is no need to project.
Now, if I was a betting man and I thought I had something to prove, I would wager an insignificant amount of money, but I don't, so I won't.
P.S. You should lay off Chris Rock for a while as his **** diatribe clearly gave you too many ideas. Try Dave Chappelle; I am just saying.
Love,
3 moths, tops. I suppose you could squeeze a few extra weeks out of it if you were desperate, but I'm not sure why you would. She said no. It's not rocket science. That's about you, not about the PR. What would I know, though, human behavior is a mystery to me.
Sure, let's equivocate the marriage of two hyper intelligent, well educated, experienced adults who have two children together to your casual borderline adolescent dating experience. The idea that I'd have to *ask* Nexa a question like this is insane. If you didn't know the answer going in, your "relationship" is a shallow charade. Apparently, though, it's important to you to pretend your relationship is a magical fairy tale and ours is somehow vulnerable. I'm sure you and your "girlfriend" are lovely and everything, but trust me, what Nexa and I have together is likely something you won't ever experience, and possibly aren't capable of experiencing. Which isn't to say it's "better", just that you aren't going to understand it. What you have is so banal and mundane it may as well be a sit-com script.
If you and/or your wife is then, well, I am sorry, but there is no need to project.
Now, if I was a betting man and I thought I had something to prove, I would wager an insignificant amount of money, but I don't, so I won't.
P.S. You should lay off Chris Rock for a while as his **** diatribe clearly gave you too many ideas. Try Dave Chappelle; I am just saying.
Love,
3 moths, tops. I suppose you could squeeze a few extra weeks out of it if you were desperate, but I'm not sure why you would. She said no. It's not rocket science. That's about you, not about the PR. What would I know, though, human behavior is a mystery to me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
This is a Petula Clark moment.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Not sure why I'd find that video of a 45 playing so entrancing, but I did.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The turn table is warped.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Any mention of 45s and turntables always reminds me of Brimful of Asha.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
Not sure why I'd find that video of a 45 playing so entrancing, but I did.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
angrymnk wrote:
As far as everything else goes, have you considered writing fortune cookies?
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That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Heh
I am happy that you guys are so in sync that you can wear each other's panties without having to say another word. I truly am.I will admit I do not have that. My humble, not hyper intelligent shell, unfortunately, has to communicate using archaic "words" construct.
I am not sure why you are adding kids into the argument; idiots that have barely functional relationships have kids as well..
tldr version. u dont know everything and ur relationship is about as special as everyone else's
I am happy that you guys are so in sync that you can wear each other's panties without having to say another word. I truly am.I will admit I do not have that. My humble, not hyper intelligent shell, unfortunately, has to communicate using archaic "words" construct.
I am not sure why you are adding kids into the argument; idiots that have barely functional relationships have kids as well..
tldr version. u dont know everything and ur relationship is about as special as everyone else's
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
angrymnk wrote:
tldr version: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up! I'm not some special little snowflake, no! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me!
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
angrymnk wrote:
Heh
I am happy that you guys are so in sync that you can wear each other's panties without having to say another word. I truly am.I will admit I do not have that. My humble, not hyper intelligent shell, unfortunately, has to communicate using archaic "words" construct.
I am not sure why you are adding kids into the argument; idiots that have barely functional relationships have kids as well..
tldr version. u dont know everything and ur relationship is about as special as everyone else's
I am happy that you guys are so in sync that you can wear each other's panties without having to say another word. I truly am.I will admit I do not have that. My humble, not hyper intelligent shell, unfortunately, has to communicate using archaic "words" construct.
I am not sure why you are adding kids into the argument; idiots that have barely functional relationships have kids as well..
tldr version. u dont know everything and ur relationship is about as special as everyone else's
At about year 12 it dawned on me that my repeated but unsuccessful attempts to get my husband to talk to me with words, was my issue not his.
Now we communicate nicely thru a series of highly developed 'grunts'.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
tldr version. u dont know everything and ur relationship is about as special as everyone else's
Nah, it's pretty amazing. Follow up in October about how much I know about your relationship. Until then, it's kind of meaningless.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
As a relationship expert, from the information given, I'd put a 70-30 bet that she's seeing someone on the side already.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Just as Planned.
Why is everyone helping Smash mess with this guy?
I expect this kind of behaviour from me, but I'm disappointed in the rest of you.
I expect this kind of behaviour from me, but I'm disappointed in the rest of you.
Why is everyone helping Smash mess with this guy?
Gbaji will come rescue him any time now, have no fear. He's best friends with the King of Puerto Rico.
Gbaji will come rescue him any time now, have no fear. He's best friends with the King of Puerto Rico.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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