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Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Guess you gotta hang to the left or you're screwed.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
If not, I wonder if you can wrap around the other way.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Yeah, that doesn't exactly seem comfortable. It doesn't even look good, why would you wear that?
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
I'm guessing because it's the smallest they could find.
EQ acct
Rukkuss 71 Iksar SK 1.5 Epic
Mokkas 70 Halfling Druid 1.0 Epic
Turfidor 70 Barbarian Shaman 1.0 Epic
Simplid 71 chanter
Trembledon 72 ranger
Rumblesx 70 monk
Bertoxx server
Rukkuss 71 Iksar SK 1.5 Epic
Mokkas 70 Halfling Druid 1.0 Epic
Turfidor 70 Barbarian Shaman 1.0 Epic
Simplid 71 chanter
Trembledon 72 ranger
Rumblesx 70 monk
Bertoxx server
"Swimsuit" is something of a misnomer. "Beachwear" seems more appropriate. That thing is held up by tension, pain, and dedication to fashion no matter how stupid it looks.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Maybe if you add water it grows.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Maybe if you add water it grows.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Just as well, any growth seems like it could get painful fast.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Just as well, any growth seems like it could get painful fast.
Chasity swimwear, for your inner prude/*********.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Maybe if you add water it grows.
I was talking about the swimsuit, but feel free to share your experiences.
Apparently you can buy underwear versions too. But why?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Well you never know when you might be taking it off with a special someone there, and you know you want their first impression to be "WTF are you wearing?" 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
and you know you want their first impression to be "WTF are you wearing?"
"Oh, we can't have sex. Your **** is in a sling! How'd you hurt it?"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Saving orphans from a flaming infern -- wait, no.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
From the brit equivalent of The Jersey Shore. So , you know, fake. Still amusing though.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Maybe if you add water it grows.
I was talking about the swimsuit, but feel free to share your experiences.
Apparently you can buy underwear versions too. But why?
Well now I have to go clear out my Amazon history again.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Maybe if you add water it grows.
I was talking about the swimsuit, but feel free to share your experiences.
Apparently you can buy underwear versions too. But why?
I'm sure its in relation to clothing size, but that is not how I read the product description at first. (bolding mine)
Quote:
The size for all underwear products are asian size. Please pay a attention before you make order. If you shopping the underwear from U.S.A or EU brands,should be choice one size up.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 8:15pm by xantav
How lacist.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Last night (from home) I clicked my own link to men's kinky undies at Amazon.
I got a good laugh; sacs, bags and straps of all shape and color.
I got a good laugh; sacs, bags and straps of all shape and color.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Smasharoo wrote:
From the brit equivalent of The Jersey Shore. So , you know, fake. Still amusing though.
No, those "swimsuits" actually exist.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Yeah, I have three.
One for each partition.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
One for each partition.
Now that seems uncomfortable. Kinda like them toe-socks that tried to be popular in the 70's.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Doesn't really look like there is any configuration that is comfortable.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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