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#252 Jun 19 2014 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Is he still a thing?

Nah, too old. Just who one thinks of when they hear "England set piece"
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#253 Jun 19 2014 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Rooney must be cursed that he misses a chance like that...
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#254 Jun 19 2014 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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If the object of this game was to get the ball closest to the goal England would be champion of the world.
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#255 Jun 19 2014 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Rooney must be cursed that he misses a chance like that...

The blue jerseys remind of City and he's having PTSD.
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#256 Jun 19 2014 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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England bringing on Gnarls Barkley, so while they'll still lose, at least it'll be funky.
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#257 Jun 19 2014 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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He'll get one kick that everyone'll talk about for four months and then no one will remember him.
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#258 Jun 19 2014 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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And Rooney scores! Smiley: lol
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#259 Jun 19 2014 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Should make the last few minutes more interesting.
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#260 Jun 19 2014 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Roooooney!

They still look like ****, but who knows!
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#261 Jun 19 2014 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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About **** time. Smiley: lol
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#262 Jun 19 2014 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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Also, Sturridge is playing a brilliant game. If only he gets that last shot right.


And that should have been a penalty, ref is doing a very poor job on some critical moments for England.
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#263 Jun 19 2014 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Amazing.
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#264 Jun 19 2014 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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#265 Jun 19 2014 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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Wait, what was with the skid? I feel I missed something.
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#266 Jun 19 2014 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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Suarez had a knee operation a month ago, either he's got cramps or he's hurt his knee again.
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#267 Jun 19 2014 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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That's all folks.
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#268 Jun 19 2014 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
Football. F*cking ****.
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#269 Jun 19 2014 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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#270 Jun 19 2014 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Shocking defending from England. Dominated possession but failed again and again to score from excellent chances. If only England had Suarez and Uruguay had Rooney...

Technically England could still go through, but realistically I don't see them catching Costa Rica's goal difference. Better luck next time, England.
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#271 Jun 19 2014 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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Depends, if Italy wipe Costa Rica off the map and beat Uruguay then there's still hope for England.
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#272 Jun 19 2014 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, that's the thing. This relies on Italy trying to win by more than one goal against a team, which goes against all of their instincts.
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#273 Jun 19 2014 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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If Italy beats Costa Rica 1-0 and Uruguay 1-0 Uruguay will be at -1, Costa Rica at +1 and England at -2 so if England (or Italy) beat Costa Rica 2-0 they go through.
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#274 Jun 19 2014 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Still feels in that realm of "still mathematically possible, but don't hold your breath" or thereabouts.
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#275 Jun 19 2014 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Well if Italy and Uruguay draw in the final match it's all kinda pointless for England and that will depend on Italy and whether or not they want to settle for a draw as Uruguay would love to.
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#276 Jun 19 2014 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
Pretty sure Italy and CR will draw tomorrow.

I thought England did ok, considering their team isn't great. In terms of individuals, it's the poorest I've seem since... 1994? But they played decent football. And yeah, Suarez.
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#277 Jun 19 2014 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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Why would Italy want a draw tomorrow? A win guarantees their ticket but a draw would leave it to the last match.
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#278 Jun 19 2014 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Does it?

A win by Italy brings them to 6 points. But if Costa Rica and Uruguay win on the 24th then they will both have 6 as well.

Or did I miss something again? Because that's been known to happen... Smiley: glare

Edited, Jun 19th 2014 3:34pm by someproteinguy
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#279 Jun 19 2014 at 4:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also @ Greece: why are you shooting yourself in the foot?

That was needlessly reckless.
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#280 Jun 19 2014 at 4:51 PM Rating: Good
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Doesn't entirely lock them up but at 6 points and the best score in the group on goals they'd be rather unlikely to end up 3rd.
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#281 Jun 20 2014 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Because that's been known to happen.
The scoring system seems to be needlessly complicated.
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#282 Jun 20 2014 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Because that's been known to happen.
The scoring system seems to be needlessly complicated.
Well with three games and ties being allowed you need about a bazillion different ways to have tie-breakers naturally. Smiley: rolleyes

But why they couldn't just do a double-elimination tournament is beyond me. It works just fine for every 12 year old.
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#283 Jun 20 2014 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
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Because that's been known to happen.
The scoring system seems to be needlessly complicated.
Well with three games and ties being allowed you need about a bazillion different ways to have tie-breakers naturally. Smiley: rolleyes

But why they couldn't just do a double-elimination tournament is beyond me. It works just fine for every 12 year old.
This guarantees that everybody gets to see their national team play at least 3 games rather than half of them working towards a tournament for weeks or months only to be sent back home after a day.


Edit: If points are equal the first thing looked at is goals scored, if a team has scored 5 and got 3 scored against them they're at +2 so they go through over a team at +1 or worse. If 2 teams have a score of +2 they look at who has scored the most so 6 scored and 4 against is better than 3 scored and 1 against. If even that is equal they look at the results between the two teams and if even that is a draw they draw lots to see who goes through.

Edited, Jun 20th 2014 5:52pm by Aethien
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#284 Jun 20 2014 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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That was a horrible shot. Especially against Gianluigi.
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#285 Jun 20 2014 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Balotelli got robbed. Smiley: mad

So far lots of nothing happening.
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#286 Jun 20 2014 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I keep hearing "nobody near it" on passes and such, sounds promising. Darn work blocking the streaming video... Smiley: glare
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#287 Jun 20 2014 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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Balotelli got robbed. Smiley: mad
Usually he turns nothings into somethings so I'm not surprised referees are skeptical about him. He's also kind of a ****.


Boom, headshot!

Edited, Jun 20th 2014 6:21pm by Aethien
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#288 Jun 20 2014 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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He's also kind of a ****.
Italy tends to be a bit xenophobic so I'd accept his being a **** growing up there. Also, team I want to win so I'll naturally make excuses.
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Boom, headshot!
I admit, I laughed.
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#289 Jun 20 2014 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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Balotelli ****** over Ajax in the Champions League last season by turning nothing into a penalty, he can suck it for all I'm concerned. He's got his days where he plays brilliantly but just as often he just makes nasty fouls, acts like he's dying when someone looks his way or yells at the ref all game.


Pirlo on the other hand I love to see play, that man is a wizard with the ball.
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#290 Jun 20 2014 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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acts like he's dying when someone looks his way
Like now, yeah. But again, not much different from a few of the Latin teams.

He botched that one, though. Smiley: mad

Edited, Jun 20th 2014 12:33pm by lolgaxe
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#291 Jun 20 2014 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, definitely. I dislike those just as much though, it never makes the game any better.
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#292 Jun 20 2014 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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This offsides crap is getting annoying.
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#293 Jun 20 2014 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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And that's why Gianluigi is over-paid.
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#294 Jun 20 2014 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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That @#%^er got plowed. Bad no-call.

@#%^@#%^@#%^@#%^@#%^@#%^

Edited, Jun 20th 2014 12:46pm by lolgaxe
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Way to break down right before halftime Italy. Smiley: thumbsup

Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:51am by someproteinguy
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Playing the back high is a good plan, but annoying as ****. Smiley: mad
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#297 Jun 20 2014 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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I find your anger entertaining. Go Costa Rica!
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I find your anger entertaining.
I find your face a good place for a boot. Smiley: mad

Curious about the little scuffle. Costa Rica was kind of dumb to try to walk together with Italians when things aren't going their way.
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#299 Jun 20 2014 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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Good save. Horrible passes. Refs seem to be kind of retarded.

This is why I don't follow sports.
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And for the record, that wall always had the footprint.
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#301 Jun 20 2014 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Turned out to be a not very exciting game, aside from the result that is. It'll make Italy - Uruguay a fantastically tense game though as that will decide who goes through.

Also, this is yet another game that shows that a video ref is a necessity as more than one bad decision of the ref has influenced the game.

Edit: Oh and this means England doesn't make it to the second round for the first time since 1954.

Edited, Jun 20th 2014 7:55pm by Aethien
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