The haircut, definitely the haircut.
I do not like penalties, not at all...
Edited, Jul 10th 2014 12:34am by Aethien
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Squeaky bum time.
Yeah, bit of a cripple fight to decide it.
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Squeaky bum time.
edit: and we're done.
Edited, Jul 10th 2014 12:42am by Aethien
Ah well, commiserations mate. On the plus side, you get to thrash brazil on saturday.
Doubt it, we'll probably fumble and lose that as well.
Edit: that said, nobody really expected this team to even make it out of group so this sucks but they've still done exceptionally well for a team with so little experience. We'll see how things go in 2 years in France.
Edited, Jul 10th 2014 12:48am by Aethien
Edit: that said, nobody really expected this team to even make it out of group so this sucks but they've still done exceptionally well for a team with so little experience. We'll see how things go in 2 years in France.
Edited, Jul 10th 2014 12:48am by Aethien
Nice try Netherlands. Third place isn't too bad.
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On the bright side, now it'll be Argentina losing to Germany.
If the Dutch defense consisting of an Aston Villa player and a bunch of players from the Eredivisie can lock down Messi until he's almost invisible the Germans will bury him under the grass never to return again.
Edit: that said, nobody really expected this team to even make it out of group so this sucks but they've still done exceptionally well for a team with so little experience
Absolutely exceeded all expectations. Some classic games, the Spain match will be remembered for a long time. The future looks pretty bright from here.
Absolutely exceeded all expectations. Some classic games, the Spain match will be remembered for a long time. The future looks pretty bright from here.
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If the Dutch defense consisting of an Aston Villa player and a bunch of players from the Eredivisie can lock down Messi until he's almost invisible the Germans will bury him under the grass never to return again.
Or he plays a good game and becomes a legend and clear GOAT. We'll see Sunday :) Won't be much wagered against zee Germans, I'm sure, they do look awfully tough.
Or he plays a good game and becomes a legend and clear GOAT. We'll see Sunday :) Won't be much wagered against zee Germans, I'm sure, they do look awfully tough.
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I thought I'd mention that if you play World of Tanks, there a soccer map.
Just throwin' that out there.
Edited, Jul 9th 2014 7:39pm by Bijou
Just throwin' that out there.
Edited, Jul 9th 2014 7:39pm by Bijou
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Smasharoo wrote:
We'll see Sunday
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lolgaxe wrote:
FIFA is pretty damn retarded [...] I won't be watching
HAHA! In your FACE, Euro-soccer-dweebs! Now I'm off to liberty-fuck Ann Coulter. Wish me luck...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
HAHA! In your FACE, Euro-soccer-dweebs! Now I'm off to ************ Ann Coulter. Wish me luck...
Sadly there is only one of her. The good news is the rest of us can simulate the experience by wrapping a bundle of twigs around a mop, then setting it in a bucket of fish monger trash. Pretty much identical.
Freedom!
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Jophiel wrote:
Wish me luck...
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Did I miss the whole "The Boys from Brazil" moment? I did, didn't I?
Crap.
Well: The Boys from Brazil
Crap.
Well: The Boys from Brazil
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
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Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Didn't watch but wooh 3 - 0! for 3rd place...
You didn't miss much, just Brazil being demolished by a Holland team that could scarcely be fucked to try.
I caught some of the after talk and I watched the goals, most of the discussion was about how they were a great group to be part of and who Van Gaal will be taking to Manchester with him. Nobody seemed terribly happy or anything.
Messi looks a lot more like Messi so far.
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Ugh. That had a ******* bow on it.
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Looks like Germany has got it's engines running now.
Should be 1-1, really.
Germany looking stronger but Argentina's pretty dangerous as well.
Germany looking stronger but Argentina's pretty dangerous as well.
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