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#102 Jun 17 2014 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, well in that case. Thought it was tv.
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#103 Jun 17 2014 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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Belgium looks like **** so far, as an aside. They looked fairly legit this year but maybe not.
They're so nervous, took them an hour to get started.
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#104 Jun 17 2014 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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Belgium looks like **** so far, as an aside. They looked fairly legit this year but maybe not.


If Hazard starts to play like he does for chelsea, they can make it to the quarters. Where they'll lose to france.
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#105 Jun 17 2014 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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I'm hoping for a Netherlands - Belgium semifinals.
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#106 Jun 17 2014 at 11:44 AM Rating: Decent
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That's more like it.
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#107 Jun 17 2014 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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I'm hoping for a Netherlands - Belgium semifinals.


Belgium would probably have to beat argentina to get there. I think it'll be netherlands/argentina in one semi and brazil/germany in the other.

And France to win the whole thing, obviously.
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#108 Jun 17 2014 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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France looks a lot better than I was expecting and I'm not expecting much from Argentina to be honest, everything seems so focused on Messi and relying on Messi to lead the team to the cup.

Edit: and I'd guess that if the Netherlands make it to the quarter finals they'll face Italy and that would be a very, very hard match to win.

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 8:10pm by Aethien
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#109 Jun 17 2014 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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France looks a lot better than I was expecting and I'm not expecting much from Argentina to be honest, everything seems so focused on Messi and relying on Messi to lead the team to the cup.


I agree about france, they look decent. Although I doubt they'll make it past the quarters. Still, beats going on strike.

Argentina look good, although i'm biaised as i've got a tenner on them. Messi, aguero, di maria, and the rest of the squad isn't awful. And they're from round the corner. And they hate Brazil.

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and I'd guess that if the Netherlands make it to the quarter finals they'll face Italy and that would be a very, very hard match to win.


Italy's players are as poor as I've seen them in my lifetime. Won't stop them from beating a dutch side on penalties though.


Edited, Jun 17th 2014 6:28pm by RedPhoenixxx
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#110 Jun 17 2014 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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If the Netherlands meet Italy I'm expecting Balotelli to feign his death in the 16 and get a penalty that ends up being the deciding goal.


And I could very well be wrong about Argentina but the entire country and team and everyone in the world seem to expect Messi to be the new Maradona and single handedly beat everyone else.
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#111 Jun 17 2014 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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And there's a sombrero. I've already gotten what I expected out of this.
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#112 Jun 17 2014 at 12:56 PM Rating: Decent
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And I could very well be wrong about Argentina but the entire country and team and everyone in the world seem to expect Messi to be the new Maradona and single handedly beat everyone else.

I expect Messi to try to sell me some car insurance after the game. He easily wins the "most talent per least charisma" award. That said, if you were going to pick a player to build a team around, it'd be hard to do better.
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#113 Jun 17 2014 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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ESPN announcers about to start boning any minute now.
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#114 Jun 17 2014 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Twenty seconds.
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#115 Jun 17 2014 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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I expect Messi to try to sell me some car insurance after the game.


I expect Ronaldo to flash me in the carpark.

And yeah, the only debate is whether the guy is the first, second, or third greatest player ever.
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#116 Jun 17 2014 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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He hasn't really shown it for Argentina though.



And holy crap, I think Mexico and Brazil aren't sure if they're playing a football match or a death match...
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#117 Jun 17 2014 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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I've seen people shot look less anguished than these guys. Smiley: laugh

That thumbs up was a nice touch, though.

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:17pm by lolgaxe
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#118 Jun 17 2014 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Someone who cares about the World Cup explain why there's a celestial octopus on my Google front screen. I get the two boxes with the nations' flags and the octopud deciding which to open but what is the angelic mollusc all about?
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#119 Jun 17 2014 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus
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#120 Jun 17 2014 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
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It's funny, sometimes you watch Brazil and they're so much better but have no goals. It feels like they should be winning games 10 to nil then they end up losing.
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#121 Jun 17 2014 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Starting to look like a match! **** of a save, Mexican guy I really aren't familiar with!

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:27pm by Smasharoo
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#122 Jun 17 2014 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Now that they've stopped trying to die and actually play, yeah. Kind of always been my problem with Latin teams.

That save. Right on the ******' line. ****.

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:30pm by lolgaxe
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#123 Jun 17 2014 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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It's funny, sometimes you watch Brazil and they're so much better but have no goals. It feels like they should be winning games 10 to nil then they end up losing.


I like Neymar, but he's a bit isolated in this team. The only other great players in that team are defenders. Having said that, Hulk is a cool name. And so is Fred. He should really be working on a *** cruisehip in the Med.
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#124 Jun 17 2014 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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That save. Right on the @#%^in' line. ****.
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#125 Jun 17 2014 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I like Neymar, but he's a bit isolated in this team. The only other great players in that team are defenders

That's true, Hulk's actually a serviceable center forward, but name aside he's probably a little small. The other great players are defenders, but, come on, they're really great defenders. There's a reason it seems like they're in transition every twenty seconds.

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:34pm by Smasharoo
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Right-ho, thanks. After last night's double-eagle doodle (symbol of both nations, sure) I was starting to suspect that the octopus was the national bird of Mexico and Brazil.

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 2:38pm by Jophiel
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#127 Jun 17 2014 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Having said that, Hulk is a cool name. And so is Fred. He should really be working on a *** cruisehip in the Med.
Both are nicknames though, Hulk is actually named after the incredible hulk because he watched the show a lot as a kid and Fred is some sort of abbreviation of his full name.
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#128 Jun 17 2014 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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That's true, Hulk's actually a serviceable center forward, but name aside he's probably a little small. The other great players are defenders, but, come on, they're really great defenders. There's a reason it seems like they're in transition every twenty seconds.


They are, and I guess we'll find out if one can win a WC without a midfield.
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#129 Jun 17 2014 at 1:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Man that Mexico goalie is playing out of his mind. He's going to get the attention of the league. Other people watched Blood of Heroes, right?
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#130 Jun 17 2014 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Ochoa is definitely man of the match so far, great goalkeeping.
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#131 Jun 17 2014 at 1:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Phew, break time. Smiley: lol

Come to think of it Mexico's last game was pretty entertaining too; they have the best popcorn factor so far.

Smiley: popcorn

Edited, Jun 17th 2014 12:59pm by someproteinguy
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#132 Jun 17 2014 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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See, now that looked painful.
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#133 Jun 17 2014 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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The stepping on the ankle?
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#134 Jun 17 2014 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Not so much the ankle as getting stomped by cleats.

Sombrero and luchador mask. Nice.


Edited, Jun 17th 2014 4:12pm by lolgaxe
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#135 Jun 17 2014 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Holy ********** Ochoa again.
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#136 Jun 17 2014 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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Mexico's new national hero.
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#137 Jun 17 2014 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
He was playing for Ajaccio last year, in lowly ligue 1.

Jo meanwhile is arguably the worst striker to ever wear the brazil shirt.
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Jo meanwhile is arguably the worst striker to ever wear the brazil shirt.

Yeah, you may have a point, that was pretty weak.
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#139 Jun 17 2014 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, you may have a point, that was pretty weak.


He was bumbling along in some mediocre premier league teams a few seasons ago, and he was so bad I used to look forward seeing him on match of the day. So, yeah, not a vintage year for brazilian strikers, which is why Diego Costa gets booed so solidly every time he touches the ball.

Well that and he's a c*nt.
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#140 Jun 17 2014 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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No, seriously. ******' Ochoa. Smiley: laugh
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He was playing for Ajaccio last year, in lowly ligue 1.
He's going to have a lot more people looking at his performances after today, he's making some great saves.
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#142 Jun 17 2014 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
Man of the match by a mile.
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He's going to have a lot more people looking at his performances after today, he's making some great saves.

Probably one good game, but if he keeps it up this is a life changing tournament for him.
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#144 Jun 17 2014 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
Also Rafa Marquez, what a legend. He's been around since the 90s.
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Well, I'm an American, so you know, 0-0 draw, so boring.
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If only all 0-0 games were like this one... Smiley: lol
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#147 Jun 17 2014 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing nothing, does this mean the Bears win?
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#148 Jun 18 2014 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Australia - Netherlands, let's roll.
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#149 Jun 18 2014 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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Five minutes and less drama than the last game. I'm liking the Netherlands so far.
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#150 Jun 18 2014 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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The Dutch are off to an awfully slow start, lots of inaccuracy and lots of clumsiness so far.
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#151 Jun 18 2014 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Refs sure love that whistle today.
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