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Good run by the US.
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Congratz USA, with both games finished they can start preparing for Belgium.
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Impressive getting out of this group. Don't really fancy their chances against Belgium, but anything can happen one game, etc.
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IDGAF Germany is still really good at football.
Dempsey really should have scored from that header, though.
Dempsey really should have scored from that header, though.
IDGAF Germany is still really good at football.
They are. They pretty much always are.
They are. They pretty much always are.
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Yeah, if Germany would have had any reason to play today there's no way this ends up 1-0.
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Germany and Brazil are the favourites for the world cup, meeting the Netherlands, Belgium or Argentina in the finals.
Not a particularly bold prediction but there's really not many others to think of, maybe France but I think they'll have an absolutely brutal time beating both Germany and Brazil on the way to the finals.
Not a particularly bold prediction but there's really not many others to think of, maybe France but I think they'll have an absolutely brutal time beating both Germany and Brazil on the way to the finals.
Sloppy passing by the russians, but a fantastic cross to header to score their goal
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I'm rooting for Algeria though, mostly because it would mean the top 3 highest paid coaches are all eliminated in the group rounds.
Yeah, that was a nice one. That game sounds like it's pretty even.
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IDGAF Germany is still really good at football.
Dempsey really should have scored from that header, though.
Dempsey really should have scored from that header, though.
Germany's ball control is amazing to watch. Much respect. Watched the match at the office and a couple of people were insisting Germany had more players on the field than the US.
Also, can't remember his name - the announcer on the ESPN stream - "Shouldn't some of you be working?"
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Huh, well with Belgium down to 10 that game might get a bit more interesting now.
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Maybe but probably not, Belgium will probably turtle the rest of the game.
Belgium, a team so bad they can't even beat Korea.
England, a team so bad they can't beat anyone.
England, a team so bad they can't beat anyone.
Horrible timing on that... 
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Nah, this lets me pretend I goaded them into action.
Well you have to feel good for Algeria, they were a happy bunch. Though I suppose it's about time to get rid of us in the "just happy to be here" crowd now, and play some serious games.
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Algeria get their shot to take revenge on Germany for 1982 now.
Well at least they'll get a shot, a long shot is still a shot and stuff.
Mexico, Chile I'd say Uruguay but, well you know... I dunno is there anyone else that looked good enough in the first round to really think they'll put up a decent fight against the group winners?
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 3:25pm by someproteinguy
Mexico, Chile I'd say Uruguay but, well you know... I dunno is there anyone else that looked good enough in the first round to really think they'll put up a decent fight against the group winners?
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 3:25pm by someproteinguy
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Well you have to feel good for Algeria, they were a happy bunch. Though I suppose it's about time to get rid of us in the "just happy to be here" crowd now, and play some serious games.
Ehhhh...I'd go with "happy to be here"
Ehhhh...I'd go with "happy to be here"
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Belgium, a team so bad they can't even beat Korea.
They were so tiny.
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2 teams who want to attack and they're big names, could be a great match.
Chile looks great so far, could be a good match.
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Wow, no PK, clearly Brazil didn't get make the right pay offs.
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