That's Müller's 9th world cup goal so far if I'm not mistaken. 4th this world cup and he is 25 years old so he's got 1 or 2 more world cups to play to chase Klose for the most goals scored in world cups record (which Klose is 1 goal away from being the single holder of).
edit: and Ghana just scored so USA can put the calculators back in their pockets.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:16pm by Aethien
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Damn, Ghana is even now. 
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You should smile, that's a positive thing for the US.
They figured out which goal was the one they were supposed to shoot for?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That kick not getting yellowed is pretty positive.
George Carlin wrote:
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Pretty lucky, definitely worth a card.
Edit: ref is not good at calling advantage, pretty stupid. Also Beckerman needs to calm down, he's made a couple fouls edging on yellow now in the exact same way.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:21pm by Aethien
Edit: ref is not good at calling advantage, pretty stupid. Also Beckerman needs to calm down, he's made a couple fouls edging on yellow now in the exact same way.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:21pm by Aethien
But I'd still rather they lost by one or something, at least for comfort sake. Having them any closer to winning isn't a good thing in my book.
I'll be surprised it we pull even with Germany now.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 10:20am by someproteinguy
I'll be surprised it we pull even with Germany now.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 10:20am by someproteinguy
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That kick not getting yellowed is pretty positive.
Clear yellow card, but whatever. Not offensively so.
Clear yellow card, but whatever. Not offensively so.
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Looks like US is forgetting which football they're supposed to be playing.
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someproteinguy wrote:
But I'd still rather they lost by one or something, at least for comfort sake. Having them any closer to winning isn't a good thing in my book.
I'll be surprised it we pull even with Germany now.
I'll be surprised it we pull even with Germany now.
And the ref is really looking shaky these past few minutes.
This international diving meet that's broken out is boring.
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Howard's beard deserves it's own jersey. Also: gloves.
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He seems to be pretty comfortable stopping pretty much everything with 2 gloves and that shot by Müller was impossible to stop for a goalie.
Also, Dempsey is kind of an idiot for not playing with a facemask when he has a broken nose.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:31pm by Aethien
Also, Dempsey is kind of an idiot for not playing with a facemask when he has a broken nose.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:31pm by Aethien
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
But I'd still rather they lost by one or something, at least for comfort sake. Having them any closer to winning isn't a good thing in my book.
I'll be surprised it we pull even with Germany now.
I'll be surprised it we pull even with Germany now.
And the ref is really looking shaky these past few minutes.
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I'm watching the Ghana Portugal game as I'm in Iceland and can't find the channel that shows the USA game. Ghana are looking the most likely to score. Pepe and Bruno Alves keep fouling in the the box, at some point the ref will have to give one of those...
Oh for @#%^'s sake.
Bloodied the **** out of his nose.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:34pm by lolgaxe
Bloodied the **** out of his nose.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:34pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
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It's ok, it all takes up time.
Although if Ghana scores one more time it's bye bye USA if I'm not mistaken. Edit: Ghana 1 - Portugal 2.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:38pm by Aethien
Although if Ghana scores one more time it's bye bye USA if I'm not mistaken. Edit: Ghana 1 - Portugal 2.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:38pm by Aethien
The beard with another good save.
Portugal two one.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:38pm by lolgaxe
Portugal two one.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:38pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
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Although if Ghana scores one more time it's bye bye USA if I'm not mistaken.
Correct. Be a lot easier to draw with Germany.
That's probably what Portugal said to themselves, too.
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Ronaldo!
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That was a comedy goal from Portugal. Still, at least you guys are safe now.
Hey there we go Portugal.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 10:40am by someproteinguy
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 10:40am by someproteinguy
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That was a comedy goal from Portugal. Still, at least you guys are safe now.
Nah, Ronaldo hat trick at 90+2 90+3 and 90+5
Nah, Ronaldo hat trick at 90+2 90+3 and 90+5
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
That was a comedy goal from Portugal.
Lots of good defense that last minute of play from the US.
And a kick to nowhere from them.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:42pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Goddamn. US decided now was the time to start playing offense.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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