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Deserved yellow for Höwedes, kind of over the top to pull the emergency brake there this early.
Germany should have at least two on the board, and just can't capitalize.
That might have been the worst pass from the US yet.
That might have been the worst pass from the US yet.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Ugh.
They're just getting way too many chances.
They're just getting way too many chances.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
or maybe that pass was the worst... 
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They're basically playing in a swamp though, not very good for their gameplan. Although there is a lot of inevitability in how the match is going so far, it's a matter of time before the balls start to fall right for Germany and they start scoring.
I don't doubt it's the rain, but one of the shots was stopped because two of the German players ran into each other in front of the goal. I don't think you can blame the rain on that one.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nah, that's just a mistake but you can see that the players are still adapting to the field. All in favour of USA really as it slows down the game and makes defending easier.
Good shot by Zusi by the way.
Good shot by Zusi by the way.
Well finally there's something at least.
It feels like that's how we're going to score today, on a quick counter. Doesn't seem we can string enough passes together to take our time with this.
It feels like that's how we're going to score today, on a quick counter. Doesn't seem we can string enough passes together to take our time with this.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Jesus there are a lot of ridiculously dressed Americans in the crowd. It's almost like the Dutch fans...
Red Card the referee, damn it.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Woo! Go Portugal! 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
If the ball had dropped a little shorter Jones would have had that.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That was a much better emergency brake yellow card, that would've been a really good chance of a goal for Germany without that foul.
Johnson could have gotten more of that last, and ball to the face. 
Let's see how this corner goes.
It goes horrible.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 12:41pm by lolgaxe
Let's see how this corner goes.
It goes horrible.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 12:41pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I think the 0-0 on the board is worth all the crappy corners in the world.
Edit: and I like how the Dutch commentator keeps pronouncing Zusi and Suzy.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 6:44pm by Aethien
Edit: and I like how the Dutch commentator keeps pronouncing Zusi and Suzy.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 6:44pm by Aethien
From my understanding, thanks to Portugal's point both US and Germany are advancing, so right now they're just playing for position?
Getting tired of that referee getting in the way.
Getting tired of that referee getting in the way.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yeah unless Portugal wins a blowout, we can back our way into the next round.
Really couldn't be happier about the way this is going.
Really couldn't be happier about the way this is going.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
As long as it's a draw the results in the other match are entirely irrelevant as both teams will end up at 5 points and Portugal will only get to 4 points if they win.
However, if either the USA or Germany wins this match, the results of the other becomes relevant and Portugal winning is better than Ghana winning because of Portugals poor scoreboard of 2 scored and 6 against.
However, if either the USA or Germany wins this match, the results of the other becomes relevant and Portugal winning is better than Ghana winning because of Portugals poor scoreboard of 2 scored and 6 against.
Ha, looks like Ghana scored on themselves.
George Carlin wrote:
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Klose the closer aside, this is headed for a nil nil
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Another missed opportunity.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Klose the closer aside, this is headed for a nil nil
Edit: or, you know, Germany just scores now.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 7:13pm by Aethien
Good save, but still Germany finally capitalized.
George Carlin wrote:
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This is a match with Germany, expect them to score in the last 3 minutes of the match.]
Haha, or now. Time for Portugal to start caring.
Man, Muller is on.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:14pm by Smasharoo
Haha, or now. Time for Portugal to start caring.
Man, Muller is on.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 1:14pm by Smasharoo
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