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#577 Jun 25 2014 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Another good defensive save.
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#578 Jun 25 2014 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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France is doing an excellent job of aiming for the keeper on most of their shots.
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#579 Jun 26 2014 at 4:11 AM Rating: Good
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For those who would rather watch football than work, Jurgen Klinsmann comes to the rescue, sort of.
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#580 Jun 26 2014 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
For those who would rather watch football than work,
Or anything other than work.

Suarez is out nine games and four months. Conspiracy, obviously.

Edited, Jun 26th 2014 10:28am by lolgaxe
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#581 Jun 26 2014 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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He is also banned from all football stadiums for the duration of his suspension so he won't even be able to look gloomy on in the stands.

Edit: the ban for all football related activities also means he won't be allowed to continue training with either Uruguay or Liverpool.

Edited, Jun 26th 2014 4:35pm by Aethien
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#582 Jun 26 2014 at 8:36 AM Rating: Good
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He should be required to wear a muzzle.
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#583 Jun 26 2014 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
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#584 Jun 26 2014 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good
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Good signs so far for US and Germany.
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#585 Jun 26 2014 at 9:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
He is also banned from all football stadiums for the duration of his suspension so he won't even be able to look gloomy on in the stands.
Which is a shame really. They should let him in at least once, so we can all have a pity party for him; or point and laugh, either way.
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#586 Jun 26 2014 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also, Germany beats U.S. 1-0 and Portugal over Ghana 3-1.

Let's see if I'm psychic today.

Smiley: popcorn
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#587 Jun 26 2014 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
It kinda puts a strike through any plans to sell him too, as if the biting alone didn't take a good chunk out of his value yet. Liverpool are basically stuck paying a couple hundred thousand a week for Suarez to do nothing until the end of October.
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#588 Jun 26 2014 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
as if the biting alone didn't take a good chunk out of his value yet
I see what you did there.
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#589 Jun 26 2014 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
It kinda puts a strike through any plans to sell him too, as if the biting alone didn't take a good chunk out of his value yet. Liverpool are basically stuck paying a couple hundred thousand a week for Suarez to do nothing until the end of October.
He probably just wanted a paid vacation.

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#590 Jun 26 2014 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
It kinda puts a strike through any plans to sell him too, as if the biting alone didn't take a good chunk out of his value yet. Liverpool are basically stuck paying a couple hundred thousand a week for Suarez to do nothing until the end of October.
He probably just wanted a paid vacation.

Smiley: tinfoilhat

I think he was trying to get Bella's attention.
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#591 Jun 26 2014 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
It kinda puts a strike through any plans to sell him too, as if the biting alone didn't take a good chunk out of his value yet. Liverpool are basically stuck paying a couple hundred thousand a week for Suarez to do nothing until the end of October.
He probably just wanted a paid vacation.

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Between the fine of ~$112k and the possibility of fines from Liverpool and of sponsors eliminating their contracts with him it's not much of a paid vacation.
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#592 Jun 26 2014 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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He could, however, pick up a Snickers endorsement.
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#593 Jun 26 2014 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well alright, but I'd still wager you won't see him taking your order at Starbucks during his time away.
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#594 Jun 26 2014 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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He could, however, pick up a Snickers endorsement.
Snap into a Slim Jim?
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#595 Jun 26 2014 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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I hope Teddy Roosevelt made it to the game today.
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#596 Jun 26 2014 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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I've seen some WW2 era military uniforms in the crowd already.
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#597 Jun 26 2014 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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That's funny, all things considered.

I saw a rather flamboyant interpretation of Captain America a moment ago. Still, Teddy was really impressive.
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#598 Jun 26 2014 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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I've seen a giant top hat as well, probably ruining the game for the person behind him. Is that who you meant?


Edit: and funny costumes aside, USA so far are mostly spectators in this match.

Edited, Jun 26th 2014 6:05pm by Aethien
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#599 Jun 26 2014 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, this guy.
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#600 Jun 26 2014 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
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Combination of good save, bad timing, and US can't seem to pass for crap so far.

Shi, Germany really screwed the pooch there.

Edited, Jun 26th 2014 12:10pm by lolgaxe
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#601 Jun 26 2014 at 10:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'll second that, some really crappy passes so far. Germany looks way to comfortable.
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