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#1102 Jul 09 2014 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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The haircut, definitely the haircut.

I do not like penalties, not at all...

Edited, Jul 10th 2014 12:34am by Aethien
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#1104 Jul 09 2014 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
Squeaky bum time.
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Yeah, bit of a cripple fight to decide it.
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Squeaky bum time.
Nervous pacing time, the Dutch record for penalty series on large tournaments is still 2 wins vs 4 losses.

edit: and we're done.

Edited, Jul 10th 2014 12:42am by Aethien
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#1107 Jul 09 2014 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
Ah well, commiserations mate. On the plus side, you get to thrash brazil on saturday.
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#1108 Jul 09 2014 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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Doubt it, we'll probably fumble and lose that as well.

Edit: that said, nobody really expected this team to even make it out of group so this sucks but they've still done exceptionally well for a team with so little experience. We'll see how things go in 2 years in France.

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#1109 Jul 09 2014 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Nice try Netherlands. Third place isn't too bad.
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#1110 Jul 09 2014 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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On the bright side, now it'll be Argentina losing to Germany.
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#1111 Jul 09 2014 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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If the Dutch defense consisting of an Aston Villa player and a bunch of players from the Eredivisie can lock down Messi until he's almost invisible the Germans will bury him under the grass never to return again.
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Edit: that said, nobody really expected this team to even make it out of group so this sucks but they've still done exceptionally well for a team with so little experience

Absolutely exceeded all expectations. Some classic games, the Spain match will be remembered for a long time. The future looks pretty bright from here.
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If the Dutch defense consisting of an Aston Villa player and a bunch of players from the Eredivisie can lock down Messi until he's almost invisible the Germans will bury him under the grass never to return again.

Or he plays a good game and becomes a legend and clear GOAT. We'll see Sunday :) Won't be much wagered against zee Germans, I'm sure, they do look awfully tough.
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#1114 Jul 09 2014 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
I thought I'd mention that if you play World of Tanks, there a soccer map.


Just throwin' that out there.Smiley: smile

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#1115 Jul 10 2014 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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FIFA is pretty **** retarded to schedule the main game on a day I won't be watching.
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HAHA! In your FACE, Euro-soccer-dweebs! Now I'm off to **** Ann Coulter. Wish me luck...


Sadly there is only one of her. The good news is the rest of us can simulate the experience by wrapping a bundle of twigs around a mop, then setting it in a bucket of fish monger trash. Pretty much identical.

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Did I miss the whole "The Boys from Brazil" moment? I did, didn't I?

Crap.

Well: The Boys from Brazil
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#1120 Jul 12 2014 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Didn't watch but wooh 3 - 0! for 3rd place...
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#1121 Jul 12 2014 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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You didn't miss much, just Brazil being demolished by a Holland team that could scarcely be fucked to try.
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#1122 Jul 12 2014 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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I caught some of the after talk and I watched the goals, most of the discussion was about how they were a great group to be part of and who Van Gaal will be taking to Manchester with him. Nobody seemed terribly happy or anything.
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#1123 Jul 13 2014 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Messi looks a lot more like Messi so far.
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Ugh. That had a **** bow on it.
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#1125 Jul 13 2014 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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Looks like Germany has got it's engines running now.
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#1126 Jul 13 2014 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Should be 1-1, really.

Germany looking stronger but Argentina's pretty dangerous as well.
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#1127 Jul 13 2014 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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Yellow, yellow for everyone!
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Well they were pretty blatant. Smiley: lol

Bring on more minutes.

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#1129 Jul 13 2014 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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Someone put a leash on Neuer before he starts getting too far away from his goal.
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Ow, I don't think knees are supposed to bend that way.
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#1131 Jul 13 2014 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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This just in: Germans still German.
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Nice touch.
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#1133 Jul 13 2014 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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And Schweinsteiger is the Germanest of all Germans, one last shot for Argentina.
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That knee is going to hurt tomorrow. Not that he'll care...
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That knee is going to hurt tomorrow. Not that he'll care...
They've got about 2 or 3 days of vacation time now until their clubs need them for preparation for the new season.
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That Schweitzeriemer guy needs a Tony.

The winning goal was very nicely done.

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I spent the last two hours hearing about how exciting the game was from people that didn't even know the game existed two months ago.
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And we'll all forget about it for another 4 years or so, of course. Besides the NFL pre-season is just around the corner, and people will be excited for some "real football" any day now.

Nice firefox, 'pre-season' isn't in your vocabulary but 'pee-season' is? I give up. Smiley: oyvey
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I would have enjoyed the game more if Argentina hadn't played so incredibly defensively, but it was still a good match. Congratulations to the Germans.

Messi didn't deserve the golden ball and looked like he knew it. Honestly, he didn't look fit in the final - I think he sprinted once, in extra time, and spent a lot of time walking.
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It almost didn't matter what he did anyway, it would have been him or Neymar who got that if either of them made the finals regardless of how anyone actually did in the tournament.


edit: for sh*ts and giggles, the player rankings promoted by FIFA don't even have Messi in the top 10 nor as the best forward (4th behind Robben, Müller and Benzema).

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How do they make that decision anyway?
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Dice roll, coin flip, whatever process used to pick a pope.
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How do they make that decision anyway?
Bunch of old men in suits who decide who wins, ignoring all the data they gather and proudly display on their site.
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I mentioned the Papal Conclave. Smiley: motz
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Less fancy hats, more corruption in the FIFA.
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Bunch of old men in suits who decide who wins, ignoring all the data they gather and proudly display on their site.
Sounds like a step away from the 'everyone go online and vote for your favorite guy' kind of thing.

Also, he should have just refused the award. A little extra controversy would have been a good finish to it all.

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...More corrupt than a flock of cardinals?
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The top recently decided to double their own wages, just because. And if they weren't corrupt to the bone how do you think a country like Qatar with no history of football nor a climate even remotely suited for the game would ever have gotten the World Cup?
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