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They'll play with 11, Balotelli and Marchisio just won't be part of those 11.
That makes more sense.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yeah, you only play a man down for the current game. You're back to full strength for the next one, but those players that were bad can't be part of the 11 for the next game (or longer).
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Italian got bit by a horse, and got elbowed in the face for it.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 1:39pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 1:39pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Aaaaand Suarez BITES! Omnomnom Italian shoulder.
Shame the Ref missed it, definitely should have been red. Although with it shown on camera so clearly he's definitely out for the next 3+ matches.
Shame the Ref missed it, definitely should have been red. Although with it shown on camera so clearly he's definitely out for the next 3+ matches.
WOW!!
Uruguay!!
Uruguay!!remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Bloody hell... Godin should've been sent off against england, and therefore not playing in that match. Obviously he had to score tonight.
Also, that was definitely a bite. Suarez has form.
Uruguay should've been a man down. Suarez will surely miss the next 2 rounds if Uruguay go through.
Also, that was definitely a bite. Suarez has form.
Uruguay should've been a man down. Suarez will surely miss the next 2 rounds if Uruguay go through.
Oh, Suarez.
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Last time Suarez bit an opponent it was 10 matches, wasn't it?
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Last time Suarez bit an opponent it was 10 matches, wasn't it?
Yep. Although the camera angle was a bit better than this one, so there was 0 doubt about it.
Uruguay are the dirtiest team this tournament by a long way. Just like in 2010, 1970, etc...
Interesting fact, since the 2010/2011 season Suarez has been suspended for a total of 25 matches, that's about 1 in 8 matches.
No doubt this time either with Suarez feeling his teeth. In any case he definitely won't be playing another match in the world cup, essentially knocking Italy and Uruguay out of the tournament.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 7:55pm by Aethien
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Yep. Although the camera angle was a bit better than this one, so there was 0 doubt about it.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 7:55pm by Aethien
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Interesting fact, since the 2010/2011 season Suarez has been suspended for a total of 25 matches, that's about 1 in 8 matches.
It's not easy being a racist cannibal.
Wow, Uruguay and Costa Rica out of that group, who had that?
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Usually I find it hard to support Italy just because Balotelli is a giant douchebag but at least he doesn't try to eat people.
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow, Uruguay and Costa Rica out of that group, who had that?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Wow, Uruguay and Costa Rica out of that group, who had that?
I've got a tenner on Argentina or Uruguay winning the whole thing.
But Costa Rica finishing first in the group, that's some voodoo sh*t right there. I would say 'drugs' but FIFA tested 7 Costa Rican players after their game against Uruguay. They never test more than 2. So, yeah, voodoo.
Uruguay going through isn't a surprise, Costa Rica going through instead of Italy or England is.
Edit: and I think you can kiss that tenner goodbye, I don't see Argentina winning anything if they don't start playing rather than rely on a select few moments by Messi and Uruguay is crippled without Suarez.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 8:02pm by Aethien
Edit: and I think you can kiss that tenner goodbye, I don't see Argentina winning anything if they don't start playing rather than rely on a select few moments by Messi and Uruguay is crippled without Suarez.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 8:02pm by Aethien
I hope Suarez gets kneecapped.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
and I think you can kiss that tenner goodbye, I don't see Argentina winning anything if they don't start playing rather than rely on a select few moments by Messi and Uruguay is crippled without Suarez.
That's all true. Uruguay was a cheeky punt, mostly because of 1950 and odds of 22-1. As for Argentina, they do look a bit sh*t, but they might wake up.
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Smasharoo wrote:
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I don't see Barcelona winning anything if they don't start playing rather than rely on a select few moments by Messi
****** Wenger -Apr 6, 2010
Touché.
As an ******* fan, this quote is especially painful.
Smasharoo wrote:
Quote:
I don't see Barcelona winning anything if they don't start playing rather than rely on a select few moments by Messi
****** Wenger -Apr 6, 2010
Edit: Oh and Suarez has now bitten people 3 times, that makes him crazier than Mike Tyson.
Edit edit: bitemark picture, good attempt at breaking skin.
Edited, Jun 24th 2014 8:16pm by Aethien
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Quote:
I don't see Barcelona winning anything if they don't start playing rather than rely on a select few moments by Messi
****** Wenger -Apr 6, 2010
An unbeliever! Persecute!
Seriously though, I agree it's usually teams that win tournaments. But over only 4 matches, anything can happen. Maradona did it, his Argentina was worse than this one. And I think Messi is just as good, if not better.
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