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#952 Jul 05 2014 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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Costa Rica playing with 9 defenders is starting to get mildly annoying, understandable but no fun. Shame Van Persie isn't in top form yet.
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#953 Jul 05 2014 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Jesus, just how close can you get to a goal without scoring?

Costa Rican shots on goal after 105 minutes: 0.

Edited, Jul 6th 2014 12:17am by Aethien
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#954 Jul 05 2014 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
What a crazy 0-0 that was. Mental.
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#955 Jul 05 2014 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
If CR end up winning... That will give Messi one **** of a semi.

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#956 Jul 05 2014 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
Not sure I've ever seen a keeper being subbed just before penalties before.
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Cillessen sucks balls at penalties, I don't think he has ever stopped one.



That said, it would be awful if Costa Rica won this, they've been playing for this for 120 minutes without making more than a token effort to try and win the game.
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#958 Jul 05 2014 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
They had a few chances at the end... But if VP had had half a decent game, it would've been over ages ago.
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#959 Jul 05 2014 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
Well, that sets up some pretty awesome semi finals at least.
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#960 Jul 05 2014 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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******* deserved that, thank you Tim Krul and Van Gaal.
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#961 Jul 05 2014 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
I loved the picture of the one player hugging the goalie, he looked like a monster he was so much taller.
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#962 Jul 05 2014 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
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So let's see, if I'm FIFA....I want a S America v Europe final, but who on each side? Brazil without Neymar is weak marketing, pretty clear the script calls for Argentina vs Germany. Good run, Ornaje, maybe next time :)
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#963 Jul 05 2014 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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I'm guessing Sneijder? At 1m70 he is by far the shortest man on the Dutch team and I think Krul is about 5cm off of 2 meters tall.

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So let's see, if I'm FIFA....I want a S America v Europe final, but who on each side? Brazil without Neymar is weak marketing, pretty clear the script calls for Argentina vs Germany. Good run, Ornaje, maybe next time :)
Or it's the Netherlands beating Spain, Argentine and Germany on their way to the world cup, besting all three countries that have beaten them in world cup finals (2010, 1978 and 1974 respectively).

Edited, Jul 6th 2014 2:22am by Aethien
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#964 Jul 05 2014 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Or it's the Netherlands beating Spain, Argentine and Germany on their way to the world cup, besting all three countries that have beaten them in world cup finals (2010, 1978 and 1974 respectively).

Don't be silly, European teams don't win in S America, and the Dutch...well, they don't win. :) I'd like to see you guys win, actually, but honestly I'm not sure how you possibly get by Germany. Germany is basically just the improved version of your team at almost every position. Certainly all in their back half of the pitch. Much as you scorn the Saint Messi thing, he is absolutely a player capable of winning a final almost on his own.
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#965 Jul 05 2014 at 9:38 PM Rating: Good
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I think they have a better chance than Argentina. This Argentine team has some good players, but all of them are underperforming. Maybe Messi will drag them, kicking and screaming, to lift the cup, but I doubt it.
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#966 Jul 06 2014 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good
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I honestly don't think we have a particularly good chance against Germany should we meet them in the finals and I think it's about 50/50 for the semifinals vs Argentina, that said crazy things happen in world cups and so far we've stumbled through everything and the team has shown that they never give up.
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#967 Jul 07 2014 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
this hasn't been linked yet has it?

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#968 Jul 08 2014 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Minions are still awesome.

I don't see how Brazil makes it any farther. I'm not even sure how they're this far, short of the home field advantage.
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#969 Jul 08 2014 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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When is the next game anyway?
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#970 Jul 08 2014 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Couple hours.
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#971 Jul 08 2014 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't see how Brazil makes it any farther.


You don't?? Crooked refs, obviously. You haven't watched a lot of World Cups have you? Prepare for the refs to make it rain! Penalties for Brazil is what I'm talking about, it's going to rain marginal questionable pks. Germany might still win, they're that good.
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#972 Jul 08 2014 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Germany is going to win, they're a rock solid team and know the refs will call every foul and card easily after the disaster that was Brazil - Colombia. I think they'll be able to adapt to that and efficiently break down Brazil's hopes and dreams.
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#973 Jul 08 2014 at 11:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Germany might still win, they're that good.
If they lose we can just point to Ghana playing them to a tie, and use it as justification for their apparent weakness. No need to bring the refs into it and shatter the delicate facade of competition. Smiley: oyvey
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#974 Jul 08 2014 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Germany is going to win

Yeah, probably. Brazil's best player won't be playing so that's a bad start. Add to that Neymar being hurt, and the pressure on the Brazil side, it doesn't look good. Brazil is *at best* a very slight favorite with everyone healthy. Zee German's advantage in defense and set pieces is probably insurmountable now. Who knows, though, crazy **** happens.
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#975 Jul 08 2014 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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Germany is going to win

Yeah, probably. Brazil's best player won't be playing so that's a bad start. Add to that Neymar being hurt, and the pressure on the Brazil side, it doesn't look good. Brazil is *at best* a very slight favorite with everyone healthy. Zee German's advantage in defense and set pieces is probably insurmountable now. Who knows, though, crazy sh*t happens.
Germany tends to excel at playing tournaments as well, getting better along the way every time. Oh and Klose is out for vengeance, in 2002 he lost the finals to Brazil with Ronaldo scoring twice which made Ronaldo man of the tournament and topscorer and only this world cup has Klose tied with him for most goals scored during world cups, he's pretty determined to make it 16(+) for him to 15 for Ronaldo.


edit: and Nigel De Jong may actually be fit for the semifinals, miraculous recovery if he makes it even for the finals.

Edited, Jul 8th 2014 8:40pm by Aethien
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#976 Jul 08 2014 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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Starting. Maybe I can actually kind of wake up enough to watch this.
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You've got at least an hour of hype before the match actually begins.
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Oh boy, I can watch thousands of little green men pop up and fall back down in that time.
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#979 Jul 08 2014 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Brazil's best player won't be playing so that's a bad start. Add to that Neymar being hurt, and the pressure on the Brazil side, it doesn't look good.


Very true, although Dante is pretty good. If it wasn't for the 'brazilians can't defend' stereotype, he'd be better appreciated.

Willian on the other hand, sh*t.
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#980 Jul 08 2014 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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Huh, Brazil's anthem is very ... Disney.
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#981 Jul 08 2014 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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Nice dive, Germany.
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#982 Jul 08 2014 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Nice explosive start to the game so far.
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#983 Jul 08 2014 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Germany for the goal, and not a bad one at that.
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#984 Jul 08 2014 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Ohhh, disastrous defending leaving any space at all for Müller.
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Idiotic leaving Muller 5 yards.
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I was going to say he looked entirely unaccounted for there. Smiley: lol
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Idiotic leaving Muller 5 yards.
It's idiotic to give him 5 inches in situations like that, he has scored 10 goals in 2 world cups and he'll never miss a chance like this.
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#988 Jul 08 2014 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Oh yeah, we're gonna get a fist fight.
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Nah, football players fight with their elbows and foreheads.
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#990 Jul 08 2014 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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And Klose got one.

Brazil is being dominated, and it's ugly.
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#991 Jul 08 2014 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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Klose passes Ronaldo as the most scoring player ever on world cups with his 16th goal!



And 2 - 0, this is looking very bad for Brazil.
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Wow, probably over, already. Germany looks unstoppable.
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Ha ha, that Brazilian midget ran into a wall. That was funny.

And three. ****, is there a point Brazil can just say **** it and go home?
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Aaaaaaand it's over, 3 - 0.
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#995 Jul 08 2014 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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Are you kidding me?
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Amazing.
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Jep, this is the tournament that makes Brazil forget about 1950, but not in a good way.
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#998 Jul 08 2014 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Looks like Brazil broke.
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And another one where someone was completely unaccounted for on the far side. Smiley: rolleyes

So many close ups of sad Brazilian faces now.
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and how the heck did #4 come? Missed it while typing... Smiley: lol

This is ridiculous.

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No, seriously? 5. Brazil just forfeit.
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