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#852 Jul 01 2014 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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Messi has so far been unable to lead his puppets to victory, 30 more minutes it is.
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#853 Jul 01 2014 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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The live update was showing the "null" thing for your post when I saw it.

Very appropriate, sums up the game nicely.

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#854 Jul 01 2014 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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The Swiss are making Argentine dizzy, this is hilarious Smiley: lol
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#855 Jul 01 2014 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Shame really as this Argentine is one of the most uninspired teams I have ever seen.
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#856 Jul 01 2014 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where was that urgency for the Swiss in the previous 25min? Smiley: rolleyes

If they would have played like that prior they wouldn't be going home. Got caught on their heels playing for the tie I suppose.
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#857 Jul 01 2014 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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They would because you don't really get to do that for more than 5 minutes or so and only if your opponent is determined to just defend. Had they tried to do that for 30 minutes it would've been 17 - 0 for Argentina.
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#858 Jul 01 2014 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well not bringing everyone forward like that of course, but it seemed like there was a lot more pep in them all of a sudden. Playing with extra motivation suddenly.
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#859 Jul 01 2014 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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Of course, but that only works in situations like those.
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#860 Jul 01 2014 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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On to our game, if we get eliminated I'll say the best part of it will be not having to read any more "Does America finally care about football?" stuff. Smiley: rolleyes
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#861 Jul 01 2014 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Go Belgium!
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#862 Jul 01 2014 at 2:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well that's a good start. Smiley: lol
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#863 Jul 01 2014 at 2:05 PM Rating: Decent
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US look like **** so far. Hopefully they get it together or this is going to be a long afternoon.
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#864 Jul 01 2014 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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Sometimes I wish I could see the big picture overhead shot throughout a game. It would be really interesting in terms of positioning and tactics.


It really is, and at the risk of stating the obvious, the best way to do that is to attend a game. If you're ever in London and fancy watching ******** let me know. If you fancy watching Chelsea, well, gfy.
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#865 Jul 01 2014 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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Well let's be honest, Belgium outclasses the USA in every place and Belgium seems to be starting from the first minute rather than the 60th this match.
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#866 Jul 01 2014 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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US look like **** so far. Hopefully they get it together or this is going to be a long afternoon.


I believe we can win! If we defend amazingly well for 90 minutes and catch them on the break or maybe get lucky on penalties.

Seriously though, go USA.
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#867 Jul 01 2014 at 2:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Looking at the goal, he missed at least 9 opportunities where there was incidental contact to hurl himself at the pitch and scream. He's no Robben, that's for sure :).
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Well let's be honest, Belgium outclasses the USA in every place

Oh definitely, I just don't want to be bored.
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#869 Jul 01 2014 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well it's great you know. We can't seem to move it out of our half anyway but a long ball. Smiley: rolleyes
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#870 Jul 01 2014 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Sometimes I wish I could see the big picture overhead shot throughout a game. It would be really interesting in terms of positioning and tactics.

If only that were possible....

http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/id/1844115/size/condensed/
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#871 Jul 01 2014 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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when you're playing 5-4-1 that's not terribly surprising. The plan ahead of time is going to be shoot balls far away and hope the lonely striker gets em.
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#872 Jul 01 2014 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Looking at the goal, he missed at least 9 opportunities where there was incidental contact to hurl himself at the pitch and scream. He's no Robben, that's for sure :).


The internets agree.


Edited, Jul 1st 2014 8:23pm by RedPhoenixxx
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#873 Jul 01 2014 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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I like the stagediving one, hadn't seen that yet.

Edit: also, it feels like a matter of time before Belgium scores with the way it's going right now.

Edited, Jul 1st 2014 10:27pm by Aethien
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#874 Jul 01 2014 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, makes you wonder just how much longer we can be that lucky.
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#875 Jul 01 2014 at 2:29 PM Rating: Decent
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The US sucks at set pieces, Belgium going to score one of these corners soon.
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#876 Jul 01 2014 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Get ready to see Yedlin look confused as Belgians run by him at well. :(
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Well he'll be in good company at least. Smiley: rolleyes
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#878 Jul 01 2014 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
That Yedlin is good at running fast with his legs. Shame he can't do much with the ball.
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#879 Jul 01 2014 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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He can at least outrun Hazard and that's valuable.
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#880 Jul 01 2014 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, Hazard is leaving him acres of space, but he needs to exploit it better. Bradley's been pretty tidy. Dempsey is showing his age a bit, but he's clearly the dangerous one. But yeah, belgium look like they could score at any moment. And their bench is impressive.

Fun game.
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#881 Jul 01 2014 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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Hazard just can't be ***** to defend and Yedlin gets to make use of it. It's going to be a huge problem if Yedlin keeps running up front once he gets too tired to get back fast enough once the US lose the ball.
edit: on a vaguely interesting sidenote: Belgium hasn't scored before the 70th minute so far this tournament.

Edited, Jul 1st 2014 11:02pm by Aethien
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#882 Jul 01 2014 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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So far: Howard proves he's a very good man to have defending the goal, Courtois hasn't had much chance to do the same.
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#883 Jul 01 2014 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
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So far: Howard proves he's a very good man to have defending the goal

He's been great. Unlike most of the rest of the US team, he's actually a viable top league player at his position.
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#884 Jul 01 2014 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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Klinsmann claims he's one of the 5 best keepers in the world, the Dutch commentator added that he'd better have Courtois in the top 4 then.
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Klinsmann claims he's one of the 5 best keepers in the world

Yeah, he's not. That's overly generous. Top 25 maybe.
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Sitting in for the end. Nice pass there USA.
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People have hyped over Ochoa and that Algerian keeper but what I've seen from Howard is more impressive, he looks very solid and I wouldn't mind seeing him in the Dutch goal (Cillessen is good but so inexperienced).
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#889 Jul 01 2014 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Well, Ochoa was definitely doing good. I don't think the Algerian keeper was good, but his beard has magic powers.
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Against the Netherlands Ochoa was mostly very lucky, he's certainly not a bad keeper but he's not as good as people are making him out to be.

Edited, Jul 1st 2014 11:55pm by Aethien
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#891 Jul 01 2014 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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How many missed sitters have there been this game? I don't even know how it's possible to miss some of these chances.
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#892 Jul 01 2014 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
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30 chances for Belgium vs 5 for USA so far.
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#893 Jul 01 2014 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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And Belgium up.

Edited, Jul 1st 2014 6:00pm by lolgaxe
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Couple minutes late but 1 - 0.

Really good shot by De Bruyne too.

Edited, Jul 2nd 2014 12:01am by Aethien
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#895 Jul 01 2014 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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That's how it's done. USA don't look as bad as they did in the final 15 mins, let's see if they can equalise.
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About time. Smiley: lol
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Crappy free kick, though.
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That was a very lovely cluster@#%^.

Nice save keeper. Go ahead, tell me beards don't grant magic powers. I dare you now.

Edited, Jul 1st 2014 6:08pm by lolgaxe
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And that ladies and gentlemen is why you play with a ******* face mask if you have a broken nose.
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And that ladies and gentlemen is why you play with a @#%^ing face mask if you have a broken nose.

What class by the Belgian player though. Didn't catch who it was, but well done.
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De Bruyne, same guy who scored the goal.

edit: and that's 2, Lukaku's revenge.

Edited, Jul 2nd 2014 12:12am by Aethien
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