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Crazy things happen in football, see Costa Rica beating Italy and Uruguay and The Netherlands getting 9 points in 3 games with 10 goals scored and 3 against, 2 of which were very dubious penalties.
Smasharoo wrote:
Crazy things can happen, sure, but I don't really see Portugal as much of a risk right now. A 5-point swing is enough to be a difficult task at least, especially since Ghana has plenty to play for too.
Oh, they'll beat Ghana by 4.
Oh, they'll beat Ghana by 4.
I mean, they should, but this Portugal team has some real issues to work through. The anger, the complete lack of teamwork to the extent that they keep running into one another... Fortunately, Pepe can play again, and his cool-headed leadership is sure to lead the team to victory.
Fortunately, Pepe can play again, and his cool-headed leadership is sure to lead the team to victory.
Hey, Thomas Muler is a douche. You know who wouldn't headbutt Muller? Hitler.
Hey, Thomas Muler is a douche. You know who wouldn't headbutt Muller? Hitler.
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Kavekk wrote:
I mean, they should, but this Portugal team has some real issues to work through.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Oranje look great. Who do they likely get in Rd 16, I haven't really been paying attention. Mexico?
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Most likely, but whoever comes out on top of the Mexico v. Croatia game (Mexico is through with a tie), unless you see Brazil melting down against Cameroon.
Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 12:45pm by someproteinguy
Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 12:45pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Smasharoo wrote:
Oranje look great. Who do they likely get in Rd 16, I haven't really been paying attention. Mexico?
Edit: The Dutch success is also looked at with a mix of disdain, snide remarks and happiness. The whole reactive/counter football is against our nature, we all want every single team ever to play like Spain or Barcelona at their best, defense through a good offense and keeping possession all the time.
Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 9:52pm by Aethien
I'm just here for Ochoa.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Edit: The Dutch success is also looked at with a mix of disdain, snide remarks and happiness. The whole reactive/counter football is against our nature, we all want every single team ever to play like Spain or Barcelona at their best, defense through a good offense and keeping possession all the time.
Totaalvoetbal is fascistoïde. Also terribly boring for most spectators.
Totaalvoetbal is fascistoïde. Also terribly boring for most spectators.
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Croatia set pieces look like ****. On the other hand, they'll probably take 20 corners this game.
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Nice headbutt, though.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nice headbutt, though.
If it's going poorly later, Marquez will take a blade out of his headband and shiv someone. He's a pro.
If it's going poorly later, Marquez will take a blade out of his headband and shiv someone. He's a pro.
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So close!
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Smasharoo wrote:
If it's going poorly later, Marquez will take a blade out of his headband and shiv someone. He's a pro.
Damn that was a close shot.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Meanwhile Neymar punches the clock for another day at the office.
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Man, stop panicking and walk it into the goal.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Edit: The Dutch success is also looked at with a mix of disdain, snide remarks and happiness. The whole reactive/counter football is against our nature, we all want every single team ever to play like Spain or Barcelona at their best, defense through a good offense and keeping possession all the time.
Totaalvoetbal is fascistoïde. Also terribly boring for most spectators.
Totaalvoetbal is fascistoïde. Also terribly boring for most spectators.
Also, I may have to come back on my Mexico vs Croatia prediction.
Also, I may have to come back on my Mexico vs Croatia prediction.
Mexico have been entertaining whatever else happens.
Mexico have been entertaining whatever else happens.
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and Cameroon pulls even with Brazil, just to keep things interesting.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mexico way ahead in the fan cosplay contest. Not close.
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Wasn't Cameroon eliminated already? I dunno, I saw a picture of the US game and we had Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Teddy Roosevelt. I think Italy had some knights, but I was too pissed during that game to focus.
Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 4:34pm by lolgaxe
Smasharoo wrote:
Mexico way ahead in the fan cosplay contest. Not close.
Edited, Jun 23rd 2014 4:34pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yeah, they're gone. But if they manage a win today they could really mess with Brazil.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
They are incapable of moving on to the next round but because it's a group phase every team has to play against every other team in the group for 3 matches each.
Partly this is to eliminate luck, partly to make sure everybody gets to play at least 3 times and the weaker teams don't just travel to the world cup for 90 minutes of play.
Partly this is to eliminate luck, partly to make sure everybody gets to play at least 3 times and the weaker teams don't just travel to the world cup for 90 minutes of play.
This Neymar kid might be a viable player.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
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