Is he still a thing?
Nah, too old. Just who one thinks of when they hear "England set piece"
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Rooney must be cursed that he misses a chance like that...
If the object of this game was to get the ball closest to the goal England would be champion of the world.
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Rooney must be cursed that he misses a chance like that...
The blue jerseys remind of City and he's having PTSD.
The blue jerseys remind of City and he's having PTSD.
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England bringing on Gnarls Barkley, so while they'll still lose, at least it'll be funky.
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He'll get one kick that everyone'll talk about for four months and then no one will remember him.
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And Rooney scores! 
Should make the last few minutes more interesting.
George Carlin wrote:
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Roooooney!
They still look like ****, but who knows!
They still look like ****, but who knows!
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About damn time.
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Also, Sturridge is playing a brilliant game. If only he gets that last shot right.
And that should have been a penalty, ref is doing a very poor job on some critical moments for England.
And that should have been a penalty, ref is doing a very poor job on some critical moments for England.
Amazing.
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Wait, what was with the skid? I feel I missed something.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Suarez had a knee operation a month ago, either he's got cramps or he's hurt his knee again.
That's all folks.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Football. F*cking hell.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Shocking defending from England. Dominated possession but failed again and again to score from excellent chances. If only England had Suarez and Uruguay had Rooney...
Technically England could still go through, but realistically I don't see them catching Costa Rica's goal difference. Better luck next time, England.
Technically England could still go through, but realistically I don't see them catching Costa Rica's goal difference. Better luck next time, England.
Depends, if Italy wipe Costa Rica off the map and beat Uruguay then there's still hope for England.
Yeah, that's the thing. This relies on Italy trying to win by more than one goal against a team, which goes against all of their instincts.
If Italy beats Costa Rica 1-0 and Uruguay 1-0 Uruguay will be at -1, Costa Rica at +1 and England at -2 so if England (or Italy) beat Costa Rica 2-0 they go through.
Still feels in that realm of "still mathematically possible, but don't hold your breath" or thereabouts.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Well if Italy and Uruguay draw in the final match it's all kinda pointless for England and that will depend on Italy and whether or not they want to settle for a draw as Uruguay would love to.
Pretty sure Italy and CR will draw tomorrow.
I thought England did ok, considering their team isn't great. In terms of individuals, it's the poorest I've seem since... 1994? But they played decent football. And yeah, Suarez.
I thought England did ok, considering their team isn't great. In terms of individuals, it's the poorest I've seem since... 1994? But they played decent football. And yeah, Suarez.
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