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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I like how no one is paying attention to the dead body.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well phooey, when did everyone start scoring?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
About 65 minutes in, hey stopped 10 minutes later.
Well that was quite the flurry of excitement.
Oh well, will actually have to watch the next game.
Oh well, will actually have to watch the next game.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Well that was quite the flurry of excitement.
Oh well, will actually have to watch the next game.
Oh well, will actually have to watch the next game.
I am PSYCHED. Three lions on a shirt, 48 years of hurt, dunkirk, the falklands, same-sex marriage,
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We sure do, looks great this year.
Ready for tonight? Will it be England's last competitive game of the WC?
Ready for tonight? Will it be England's last competitive game of the WC?
I think there's a decent chance of England winning, so long as Suarez is still sub-par, the rest of Uruguay plays like they did vs Costa Rica and England's strikers actually score goals with their chances for once. Maybe 40 - 60 in Uruguay's favour.
Kavekk wrote:
I think there's a decent chance of England winning, so long as Suarez is still sub-par, the rest of Uruguay plays like they did vs Costa Rica and England's strikers actually score goals with their chances for once. Maybe 40 - 60 in Uruguay's favour.
Sounds about right.
Ah well, at least it's on itv so we'll get some comedy out of it.
God, England players sound like special needs kids with that cheesy background music.
That's an offensive shade of orange.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Beautiful free kick by Rooney, only inches from scoring.
edit: now with gif.
Edited, Jun 19th 2014 9:16pm by Aethien
edit: now with gif.
Edited, Jun 19th 2014 9:16pm by Aethien
Mostly a yawnfest so far :(
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The update 5min ago from the BBC feed:
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England have outpassed Uruguay 104 to 80 so far. They're basically the new Spain...
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Bleah, awful, England.
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Godin really should have gotten his second yellow of the match there, filthy foul.
Absolutely. Horrible officiating.
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Refs really don't want to send someone off this early unless they absolutely have to but he really should have pulled the trigger there.
Reminded again that Rooney is a midget.
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Nice header.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Had to be Suarez...
Uruguay should be a man down, but it was a great goal.
Squeaky bum time for England.
Squeaky bum time for England.
**** me.
One day, England will learn to score goals from their thousands of corners.
One day, England will learn to score goals from their thousands of corners.
Yeah, they've had ample opportunity. Maybe someone needs to explain this whole putting ball in net thingy to them again.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
One day, England will learn to score goals from their thousands of corners.
Maybe they'll fly Beckham in for the half.
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Is he still a thing?
George Carlin wrote:
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