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Another good defensive save.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
France is doing an excellent job of aiming for the keeper on most of their shots.
For those who would rather watch football than work, Jurgen Klinsmann comes to the rescue, sort of.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
For those who would rather watch football than work,
Suarez is out nine games and four months. Conspiracy, obviously.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 10:28am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
He is also banned from all football stadiums for the duration of his suspension so he won't even be able to look gloomy on in the stands.
Edit: the ban for all football related activities also means he won't be allowed to continue training with either Uruguay or Liverpool.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 4:35pm by Aethien
Edit: the ban for all football related activities also means he won't be allowed to continue training with either Uruguay or Liverpool.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 4:35pm by Aethien
He should be required to wear a muzzle.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
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Good signs so far for US and Germany.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
He is also banned from all football stadiums for the duration of his suspension so he won't even be able to look gloomy on in the stands.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Also, Germany beats U.S. 1-0 and Portugal over Ghana 3-1.
Let's see if I'm psychic today.
Let's see if I'm psychic today.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
as if the biting alone didn't take a good chunk out of his value yet
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
I think he was trying to get Bella's attention.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Wow banned from EPL play? Liverpool won't be amused.
He could, however, pick up a Snickers endorsement.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well alright, but I'd still wager you won't see him taking your order at Starbucks during his time away.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
He could, however, pick up a Snickers endorsement.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I hope Teddy Roosevelt made it to the game today.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I've seen some WW2 era military uniforms in the crowd already.
That's funny, all things considered.
I saw a rather flamboyant interpretation of Captain America a moment ago. Still, Teddy was really impressive.
I saw a rather flamboyant interpretation of Captain America a moment ago. Still, Teddy was really impressive.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I've seen a giant top hat as well, probably ruining the game for the person behind him. Is that who you meant?
Edit: and funny costumes aside, USA so far are mostly spectators in this match.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 6:05pm by Aethien
Edit: and funny costumes aside, USA so far are mostly spectators in this match.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 6:05pm by Aethien
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Combination of good save, bad timing, and US can't seem to pass for crap so far.
Shi, Germany really screwed the pooch there.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 12:10pm by lolgaxe
Shi, Germany really screwed the pooch there.
Edited, Jun 26th 2014 12:10pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'll second that, some really crappy passes so far. Germany looks way to comfortable.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
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