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#27 May 05 2014 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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Simply put Democrats seek to replace the man in the house for "free housing and welfare".

I'm looking to replace them with automatic sex toy machine robots. Then the men will have no choice but to gay-marry.

Democratic Utopia!


I, for one, welcome our automatic sex toy machine overlords.
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#28 May 05 2014 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Can they make sandwiches too?
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#29 May 05 2014 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
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What gets me to the polls is not having to go to the polls.
Me too.

If you want to increase voter participation, make it easier to vote. Mail in ballots for everyone. Lying on the couch, wrapped in a warm blanket against the November cold. You're filling out your ballot while flipping through various sources of information on your ipad, occasionally sitting up to have a sip of hot chocolate.

Mail in ballots and digital voting will allegedly make it easier to fraud elections, and thus make it easier for people like George Bush Jr and Obama to have their way with your electoral system, to the shock of the rest of the world.

Edited, May 5th 2014 1:51pm by Demoncard
#31 May 05 2014 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Funny how you mention W but ignore the Obama administration massive voter fraud.
Not nearly as funny as your illiterate shenanigans. But any chance to wave your little spindly arms in the air.
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#32 May 05 2014 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Funny how you mention W but ignore the Obama administration massive voter fraud.
Not nearly as funny as your illiterate shenanigans. But any chance to wave your little spindly arms in the air.

It's all for a good cause.
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#33 May 05 2014 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demoncard wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Samira wrote:
What gets me to the polls is not having to go to the polls.
Me too.

If you want to increase voter participation, make it easier to vote. Mail in ballots for everyone. Lying on the couch, wrapped in a warm blanket against the November cold. You're filling out your ballot while flipping through various sources of information on your ipad, occasionally sitting up to have a sip of hot chocolate.

Mail in ballots and digital voting will allegedly make it easier to fraud elections, and thus make it easier for people like George Bush Jr and Obama to have their way with your electoral system, to the shock of the rest of the world.
Meh, we've been doing the whole mail-in thing for long time and I can assure you the fraud concerns are a wee bit over-hyped. Part of that has to do with the way it is set up and the security precautions they have in place here.
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#34 May 05 2014 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Funny how you mention W but ignore the Obama administration massive voter fraud

Unskew the vote!!

Edited, May 5th 2014 3:30pm by Jophiel
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#35 May 05 2014 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
How about we pump everywhere but the polling stations with nerve gas on voting day?
#36 May 05 2014 at 8:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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#37 May 06 2014 at 12:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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The post office secretly controlls the electorate. Those that vote they way they dislike never recieve their mail on time ever again!

Oh, wait...
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#38 May 06 2014 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
They're for Ron Paul, then?
#39 May 06 2014 at 6:47 AM Rating: Decent
This morning on NPR they had a discussion from Republicans who were all wondering how they could get women, single and married, to like them better. Enough to vote for them more.

As Cracked.com put it some time ago, that's the wrong question to ask. And it seems they're going about it the wrong way, too. The folks they interviewed and talked with all said, "We need to do a better job of getting our message across" instead of saying "We should have policies that better appeal to women's needs."

Eh, at least it's gotten them on the equal pay bandwagon in North Carolina.

It was really condescending too, all like "women don't care about our data points, they need to know how stuff impacts them directly!"

Edited, May 6th 2014 11:47am by Catwho
#40 May 06 2014 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Explain to women that Democrats are opposed to using them as human shields, thus diminishing their options and freedom to make their own choices.

That way they'll know where the real War on Women is!
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#41 May 06 2014 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Explain to women that Democrats are opposed to using them as human shields, thus diminishing their options and freedom to make their own choices.

That way they'll know where the real War on Women is!

That would be a total reversal of pro-life vs pro-choice.

Is it still my body to choose to use as a shield if I'm pregnant with a rapist's baby?
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#42 May 06 2014 at 7:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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There we go, open fire into the booths.
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#44 May 06 2014 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
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Just like illegal aliens and blacks there's nothing the GOP can do to win them over.


Resistance if futile.
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#45 May 06 2014 at 8:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe if they'd kick more cats the GOP would like them more.
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#46 May 06 2014 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
As Cracked.com put it some time ago, that's the wrong question to asked.


linky wrote:
I want you to purely focus on giving yourself a skill that would make you ever so slightly more interesting and valuable to other people.
A good place to start.
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#47 May 06 2014 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
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I want you to purely focus on giving yourself a skill that would make you ever so slightly more interesting and valuable to other people.
A good place to start.
Boobs aren't enough?
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#48 May 06 2014 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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TirithRR wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
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I want you to purely focus on giving yourself a skill that would make you ever so slightly more interesting and valuable to other people.
A good place to start.
Boobs aren't enough?
They're only the bare minimum, same as the 'nice guy' thing. Something like sandwich making would be a good skill to complement the boobies.


Edited, May 6th 2014 9:32am by someproteinguy
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#50 May 06 2014 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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zamwiki wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
linky wrote:
I want you to purely focus on giving yourself a skill that would make you ever so slightly more interesting and valuable to other people.
A good place to start.
Boobs aren't enough?
They're only the bare minimum, same as the 'nice guy' thing. Something like sandwich making would be a good skill to complement the boobies.


Edited, May 6th 2014 9:32am by someproteinguy


As long as the filler is perfectly normal beasts.
You can use abnormal beasts. Just make sure you boil them first for about 7 mins.
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#51 May 06 2014 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Stick in a few porcupines.
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