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#1 May 05 2014 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
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Girls are being stolen in Nigeria, ethnically cleansed in S. Sudan and fighting for their well-being in Syria. Here in the US the single female is the fastest growing voter block (check out the second chart in this article). Also they're pretty reliable democrats. The challenge is to get them to the polls.

What would be an effective 'gimmick' to get single women voting?

I think someone should market 'Voting Shoes'. Maybe an updated and cuter version of the made-in-America saddle shoe. They're patriotic, practical and in need of an update.

If you have Voting Shoes that you just love you'll have to plan a trip to the polls to properly show them off. Yes?


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#2 May 05 2014 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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What gets me to the polls is not having to go to the polls. Maybe market absentee voting parties as a social occasion.

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#3 May 05 2014 at 7:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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What would be an effective 'gimmick' to get single women voting?
Put the voting computers into fridges.
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#4 May 05 2014 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
What gets me to the polls is not having to go to the polls. Maybe market absentee voting parties as a social occasion.

Pot-luck Chocolate and Voting Party. I'd go.
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#5 May 05 2014 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
What would be an effective 'gimmick' to get single women voting?
Put the voting computers into fridges.
Smiley: mad

It seems like my fridge is always only full of old left overs. It fails to draw me. In fact, makes me not want to look.
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#6 May 05 2014 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
What would be an effective 'gimmick' to get single women voting?


Free automatic sex toy machine for the winning side.
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#7 May 05 2014 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Elinda wrote:
What would be an effective 'gimmick' to get single women voting?


Free automatic sex toy machine for the winning side.

Smiley: oyvey

Women aren't your strong point are they?
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#8 May 05 2014 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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They won't talk to him on account of them all being too busy with their automatic sex toy machines.
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#9 May 05 2014 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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They won't talk to him on account of them all being too busy with their automatic sex toy machines.

I call my automatic sex toy 'Bob'.
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#10 May 05 2014 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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They need to have a grandmother like my mother, who my daughters say made them feel that not voting every election was a Sin! Really, growing up I spent my election day getting people out to vote and making chocolate chip cookies for the voting judges. My family took our right to vote very seriously.
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#11 May 05 2014 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Elinda wrote:
What would be an effective 'gimmick' to get single women voting?


Free automatic sex toy machine for the winning side.

Smiley: oyvey

Women aren't your strong point are they?


Hey, you said gimmick.
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#12 May 05 2014 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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It might be better to hire some hot male celebrities to give hugs to women who vote.
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Create incentives for them to marry, then their husbands will vote for them. Doesn't work if they gay marry 'cause that's basically like two single women living together.
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#14 May 05 2014 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
What gets me to the polls is not having to go to the polls.
Me too.

If you want to increase voter participation, make it easier to vote. Mail in ballots for everyone. Lying on the couch, wrapped in a warm blanket against the November cold. You're filling out your ballot while flipping through various sources of information on your ipad, occasionally sitting up to have a sip of hot chocolate.
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#15 May 05 2014 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It might be better to hire some hot male celebrities to give hugs to women who vote.

Ellen! What a great idea.

We'd need about 10,000 Ellens to be at the polls. Women love Ellen.

I suppose I could hug Clooney.
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#16 May 05 2014 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Samira wrote:
What gets me to the polls is not having to go to the polls.
Me too.

If you want to increase voter participation, make it easier to vote. Mail in ballots for everyone. Lying on the couch, wrapped in a warm blanket against the November cold. You're filling out your ballot while flipping through various sources of information on your ipad, occasionally sitting up to have a sip of hot chocolate.

Ya know they make bendy straws so you don't have to sit up to sip your cocoa.
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#17 May 05 2014 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
Part of the problem is that women, especially single women, are more likely to work in the service industry where getting time off to go vote is difficult.

I think we need to have a Vote-Mobile. Sort of like a blood-mobile. It drives around town and stops and visits restaurants and businesses and has a couple of voting booths so people can just hop in and vote without having to go to their precinct and stand in line for six hours.

We have the technology!
#18 May 05 2014 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Ya know they make bendy straws so you don't have to sit up to sip your cocoa.
Well there's our answer! Along with the mail-in ballot send one free serving of hot cocoa, and a bendy straw. Republicans would never see office again.

Edited, May 5th 2014 8:45am by someproteinguy
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#20 May 05 2014 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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zamwiki wrote:

What a depressing life you must lead.
Not technically, or clinically for that matter.
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#21 May 05 2014 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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zamwiki wrote:
What a depressing life you must lead.
It's okay I can use my Obamaphone to order anti-depressants which Obamacare made extremely affordable.

Happiness is just a pill away. Smiley: nod
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#22 May 05 2014 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
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What a depressing life you must lead.
It's okay I can use my Obamaphone to order anti-depressants which Obamacare made extremely affordable.

Happiness is just a pill away. Smiley: nod

It's also right here in my desk drawer, taking on the form of Strawberry Twizzlers.
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Simply put Democrats seek to replace the man in the house for "free housing and welfare".

I'm looking to replace them with automatic sex toy machine robots. Then the men will have no choice but to gay-marry.

Democratic Utopia!
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#24 May 05 2014 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
It's also right here in my desk drawer, taking on the form of Strawberry Twizzlers.

I assume they're right next to a binder full of women?

Edited, May 5th 2014 9:51am by someproteinguy
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#25 May 05 2014 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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zamwiki wrote:
What a depressing life you must lead.
Well, she doesn't desperately make socks on a gaming forum.
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#26 May 05 2014 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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In Elinda's case that would be a blinder of Clooney photographs.
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