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#127 May 06 2014 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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Do you deserve to get paid 50x as much as me?
Create lab accident, gain super powers.

Oh sure, like that's going to get you a raise.

You'd just become another tool in the military tool-box - ripe for exploitation. It's almost like you don't watch super-hero movies.
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#128 May 06 2014 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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I'd be okay with a lower pay rate if I gained superpowers in exchange.
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#129 May 06 2014 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
I'd be okay with a lower pay rate if I gained superpowers in exchange.

That could be great. I mean, you might get portals or teleportation. You might get Invulnerability. The ability to create things at will.

Or, you might get Zinc Mimicry.
#130 May 06 2014 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Do you deserve to get paid 50x as much as me?
Create lab accident, gain super powers.
There aren't a lot of good options here; we need more radioactive and genetically enhanced stuff around. Maybe I could use one of the gas cylinders and find a way to become a vapor, or in lieu of that simply someone with a lot of gas.
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#131 May 06 2014 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Maybe I could use one of the gas cylinders and find a way to become a vapor, or in lieu of that simply someone with a lot of gas.
That's not how superpowers work. Barry Allen got splashed by generic science chemicals that were electrocuted by lightning in what appears to be a completely unprotected police forensics lab and got the power of fast.
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#132 May 06 2014 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought something had to be radioactive or genetically modified for it to work? Smiley: confused

Or does this mean I wasted all morning irradiating the gas cylinders for nothing? Smiley: glare
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#133 May 06 2014 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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We won't know if it's for nothing until it explodes due to natural or unnatural tampering.
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#134 May 06 2014 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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I'll go so far as to say effective CEOs are probably worth the seven figures they command for the big companies. But there are very, very few truly effective CEOs, and I don't think they should be earning those seven figures until they've actually done something miraculous to turn a company around or what have you.


Meh, would you take the job if it was offered to you? I wouldn't. Seven figures is a lot of money, but I wouldn't want the stress that comes with the job. Assuming we're talking about people who do actual management and not those stereotypical figurehead CEOs. of course. If someone asked me if I'd want seven figures for doing **** all, I'd obviously take the money and laugh all the way to the bank. I'm just not interested in any of this.
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#135 May 07 2014 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
As the comments point out, getting up at 5:00 AM isn't exactly unique to CEOs. Neither is working until midnight. Although unless you are a CEO doing both at the same time is uncommon.

I'd do it for a year if they paid me a million bucks. Then I'd invest and live off that for the rest of my life.
#136 May 07 2014 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Five to midnight sounds like my normal schedule, though much of it is debatably work.
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#137 May 07 2014 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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I'm just not interested in any of this.[/link]

The skeptic in me is screaming that this is a fluff piece done purposely to quell the masses. Many paid 'workers' are devoted to their careers/jobs/businesses/organizations and will essentially be on-call to those they serve 24/7.

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#138 May 07 2014 at 8:39 AM Rating: Default
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Catwho wrote:
As the comments point out, getting up at 5:00 AM isn't exactly unique to CEOs. Neither is working until midnight. Although unless you are a CEO doing both at the same time is uncommon.

I'd do it for a year if they paid me a million bucks. Then I'd invest and live off that for the rest of my life.


You probably couldn't live off that without drastically adjusting your lifestyle. It seems a lot until you do the math.
#139 May 07 2014 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
**** everyone who thinks there's something morally superior about waking up early, or that working long hours necessarily equates to working hard.
#140 May 07 2014 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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@#%^ everyone who thinks there's something morally superior about waking up early, or that working long hours necessarily equates to working hard.

The bad guys are always the late-sleepers.
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#141 May 07 2014 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, would you take the job if it was offered to you? I wouldn't. Seven figures is a lot of money, but I wouldn't want the stress that comes with the job.

What stress? You agree with the consensus of people who work for you, blame market conditions when you fail and credit yourself when you succeed. Your compensation is determined by a board of people who are CEOs for other companies that you're a board member for, so there's a feedback loop of positive rewards regardless of job performance. Being "successful" means you were around when things went well and reap massive amounts of wealth for good timing, being a "failure" means you reap massive amounts of wealth for leaving and likely move on to some other company where you can roll the dice again and see if you "succeed" this time.

It's an entirely meaningless job in any company with more than 20 employees. Completely, utterly, meaningless. You could replace every CEO of every large company with a magic eight ball and performance would be identical.
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Seven figures

Haha, seven. That's ADORBLE I missed that the first time.
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#143 May 07 2014 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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It's an entirely meaningless job in any company with more than 20 employees. Completely, utterly, meaningless. You could replace every CEO of every large company with a magic eight ball and performance would be identical.


Nah, it'd be much worse. Let's not kid about, here. 8 balls don't sleep, so they can't get up super early. How can a business prosper without someone waking up at four am for a three hour ****?

It can't, and that's the undisputed truth.
#144 May 07 2014 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
As the comments point out, getting up at 5:00 AM isn't exactly unique to CEOs. Neither is working until midnight. Although unless you are a CEO doing both at the same time is uncommon.

I'd do it for a year if they paid me a million bucks. Then I'd invest and live off that for the rest of my life.


You probably couldn't live off that without drastically adjusting your lifestyle. It seems a lot until you do the math.


Assuming a decent rate of return on stocks, that'd be $30,000-$50,000 a year. I wouldn't go all Blank Check on it.

If you mean a drastically adjusted lifestyle compared to living as a CEO of a Fortune 500 company, well yes. That's kind of the whole point. Live like a king for a year in exchange for 16 hour days, get paid like a king for that one year, and go back to living a comfortable and modest life for the rest of my life. And/or run for Congress, get elected, and get paid $300K/year for 100 days of work, which really puts the effort/reward of those CEOs to shame.

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#145 May 07 2014 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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You could replace every CEO of every large company with a magic eight ball and performance would be identical.
More likely to get a relevant answer from the eight ball.
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#146 May 07 2014 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
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You could replace every CEO of every large company with a magic eight ball and performance would be identical.
More likely to get a relevant answer from the eight ball.
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#147 May 07 2014 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
8-balls are just like people, you shake them until you get the answer you want.
#148 May 07 2014 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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I set up a bowling alley in our basement as a kid and used my magic 8-ball as my bowling ball.

It didn't hold up very well, but my curiosity about what was inside was sated.
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#149 May 07 2014 at 4:10 PM Rating: Default
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catwho wrote:
Assuming a decent rate of return on stocks, that'd be $30,000-$50,000 a year. I wouldn't go all Blank Check on it.


I was assuming 50k a year. Assuming that you expect to live longer than 20 years, you would have to live off less than 50% of that in order to have money the rest of your life. Going from 50k to 15k is a drastic change.
#150 May 07 2014 at 4:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought the idea was that a million dollars invested in something that gained 5%-ish per year on average? So you could perpetually withdraw/sell $50,000 a year and never exhaust the money?

Well, in a perfect world of course...
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#151 May 07 2014 at 5:16 PM Rating: Default
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someproteinguy wrote:
I thought the idea was that a million dollars invested in something that gained 5%-ish per year on average? So you could perpetually withdraw/sell $50,000 a year and never exhaust the money?

Well, in a perfect world of course...


I guess that would work.. would be difficult for a person making 50k a year to stay within that budget, especially if you have debt, but doable.
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