His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'd send a giant ***** to the pope, just because.
You mean to say that it was you who sent him the...papal rod?!
You bought an expensive and lethal looking one, that's for sure.
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You mean to say that it was you who sent him the...papal rod?!
You bought an expensive and lethal looking one, that's for sure.
Jophiel wrote:
Because why not?
I am willing to ship a single package with an object back 1,000 years -- no more, no less -- to a place of your choosing. I will try to match a recipient to the best of your wishes, i.e. "To the smartest chemist in China". The rules are:
-- Package is a maximum size of two cubic feet (1'x2' box or whatever variant)
-- No writing or pictographs may be sent. I will allow incidental writing such as the engravings on a pistol but no attempts to communicate ideas, instructions or warnings. An oil painting of a tree or photo of your butt would probably be allowed; a picture of Conquistadors slaughtering native Aztecs would not. I'll be the sole judge of what qualifies.
-- No live organisms or pathogens of any sort, living or dead.
-- The object may have separate parts that can reasonably be considered a "set" such as a set of silverware, a socket wrench kit or a gun with a clip of ammunition. Sticking ten random things in the box is not allowed.
-- If you wish a recipient, he will be aware that the box appeared "by magic" and probably pay special attention to it.
Will you try and change the course of history or just send a photo of your butt?
I am willing to ship a single package with an object back 1,000 years -- no more, no less -- to a place of your choosing. I will try to match a recipient to the best of your wishes, i.e. "To the smartest chemist in China". The rules are:
-- Package is a maximum size of two cubic feet (1'x2' box or whatever variant)
-- No writing or pictographs may be sent. I will allow incidental writing such as the engravings on a pistol but no attempts to communicate ideas, instructions or warnings. An oil painting of a tree or photo of your butt would probably be allowed; a picture of Conquistadors slaughtering native Aztecs would not. I'll be the sole judge of what qualifies.
-- No live organisms or pathogens of any sort, living or dead.
-- The object may have separate parts that can reasonably be considered a "set" such as a set of silverware, a socket wrench kit or a gun with a clip of ammunition. Sticking ten random things in the box is not allowed.
-- If you wish a recipient, he will be aware that the box appeared "by magic" and probably pay special attention to it.
Will you try and change the course of history or just send a photo of your butt?
Wait, I need clarification - are we establishing this scenario on the assumption that the metaphysics of time would allow for us to actually alter a timeline (be it our own or another one), or is the question assuming we don't have an answer to that question but we can give it a shot?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Yes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
An explanation worthy of time travel.
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Demoncard wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'd send a giant ***** to the pope, just because.
You mean to say that it was you who sent him the...papal rod?!
You bought an expensive and lethal looking one, that's for sure.
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