Solution: Mirrored underpants.
Wait. Does this mean you don't have a giant *****? Because I think that's in the pre-nup.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm thinking disco-ball underpants. With flashing LEDs. It's like a party and you're not invited, Mr. CreepyCams!
Edited, Mar 7th 2014 9:40am by Jophiel
Edited, Mar 7th 2014 9:40am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Plus, your night walks will be well lit!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I think a little message in your underpants that says, "if you can read this you're already infected".
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
One would think you could sell premium ad space.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That's only a solution for skinny people anyway. 1. I don't wear skirts that are short enough for this to be an issue. 2. I'm chubby enough that I don't have a problem keeping my thighs together (shut up, you know what I mean). I ride the subway every day. If some d-bag wants to go to the effort to try and get a shot of my thigh-cleavage, they can go for it. It would be flattering, like when I get carded by some well-meaning youngster at the grocery store.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
One would think you could sell premium ad space.
Smash-Ad Undies.....
That's a truly great idea.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nexa wrote:
That's only a solution for skinny people anyway. 1. I don't wear skirts that are short enough for this to be an issue. 2. I'm chubby enough that I don't have a problem keeping my thighs together (shut up, you know what I mean). I ride the subway every day. If some d-bag wants to go to the effort to try and get a shot of my thigh-cleavage, they can go for it. It would be flattering, like when I get carded by some well-meaning youngster at the grocery store.
Nexa
Nexa
I don't even get carded anymore at the places with the big sign that says, "we card everyone".
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Nexa wrote:
That's only a solution for skinny people anyway. 1. I don't wear skirts that are short enough for this to be an issue. 2. I'm chubby enough that I don't have a problem keeping my thighs together (shut up, you know what I mean). I ride the subway every day. If some d-bag wants to go to the effort to try and get a shot of my thigh-cleavage, they can go for it. It would be flattering, like when I get carded by some well-meaning youngster at the grocery store.
Nexa
Nexa
I don't even get carded anymore at the places with the big sign that says, "we card everyone".
You should say something like, "I guess you should have carded me!" and then pretend you're taking off your old person mask. Fall down in the struggle. Then jump up, throw down one of those little gunpowder cracker things like it's a smoke bomb, and run out the store cackling like a crazy person.
Note: Make sure you pay first.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Solution: Mirrored underpants.
Nexa
Nexa
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nexa wrote:
I don't wear skirts that are short enough for this to be an issue.
That's why I walk around with one of those snake-cameras like I'm doing septic tank inspections.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
Solution: Mirrored underpants.
Wait. Does this mean you don't have a giant *****? Because I think that's in the pre-nup.
Wait. Does this mean you don't have a giant *****? Because I think that's in the pre-nup.
You wish, oh fan of musical theater and designer handbags.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I don't wear skirts that are short enough for this to be an issue.
That's why I walk around with one of those snake-cameras like I'm doing septic tank inspections.
It's kinda the same thing.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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