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From a government standpoint, not having to make the interest payments would be nice. We'd have to find someone else to make our iPads though.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'll do it, but you guys have a pretty ****** credit history in this imagined future. I'll need the money first.
Even if Russia rolled right into Kiev you would be hard pressed any foreign entity willing to go to War with Russia (and likely China). You could put sanctions on them, and they would just cut of energy supply to Europe.
Right, because nothing sticks it to the other guy like ceasing your insanely profitable energy trade with him. Wait. They probably have gold, right? Is that the punchline? Ruble on the gold standard?
Right, because nothing sticks it to the other guy like ceasing your insanely profitable energy trade with him. Wait. They probably have gold, right? Is that the punchline? Ruble on the gold standard?
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Information war is in full swing.
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland. People old enough to remember certain things were reminded of the old style soviet propaganda. Good times.
Anyhoo, looks like US collectively ( hah ) decided to make fun of Putin. Yeah, it is propaganda too, but at least people get to read ****.
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland. People old enough to remember certain things were reminded of the old style soviet propaganda. Good times.
Anyhoo, looks like US collectively ( hah ) decided to make fun of Putin. Yeah, it is propaganda too, but at least people get to read ****.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing
Sort of?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland.
I'm obviously listening to the wrong news stations.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland.
I'm obviously listening to the wrong news stations.
People still "listen" to the stations?
Local "useful idiot" claims he knows stuff.
The whole story came from Komsomolskaya Pravda ( not the most reputable source, but still ).
In a picture is worth a thousands words category this one takes the cake. Maidan is now my official favorite revolution. Take that fraternite egalite liberte.
You will never party this hard.
I find it amazing. Unlike Lolgaxe, I am still human and capable of jawdropping.:P
Edited, Mar 14th 2014 6:27pm by angrymnk
Edited, Mar 14th 2014 6:27pm by angrymnk
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
angrymnk wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland.
I'm obviously listening to the wrong news stations.
People still "listen" to the stations?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland.
I'm obviously listening to the wrong news stations.
People still "listen" to the stations?
After watching popups on my married friend's "smart tv" ( because he installs ******************* ), I am willing to agree with you.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Just as Planned.
So Russia is now playing provocation game.
Good ole interwebz lets you unmask them a lot faster now though .
Do google translate, I am too old/lazy/bored to find English source.[sm]Small Text[/sm]
Edited, Mar 15th 2014 7:48pm by angrymnk
Good ole interwebz lets you unmask them a lot faster now though .
Do google translate, I am too old/lazy/bored to find English source.[sm]Small Text[/sm]
Edited, Mar 15th 2014 7:48pm by angrymnk
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Preliminary numbers from Crimean referendum are over 80% voter turnout and with half the ballots over 90% wishing to rejoin Russia.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Stalker rdmcandie wrote:
Preliminary numbers from Crimean referendum are over 80% voter turnout and with half the ballots over 90% wishing to rejoin Russia.
Overwhelmingly one sided. Sounds legit.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Given that the option to remain under Ukraine wasn't an option, it could very well be "legit".
Almalieque wrote:
Given that the option to remain under Ukraine wasn't an option, it could very well be "legit".
I hadn't been following but I read that the other day. The only ballot options were "Become part of Russia" and "Become an independent country". Seems legit.
Edit: I can half accept that people would choose rejoining Russia over going independent if those are their only two options but the ballot itself obviously wasn't intended to see how people felt about the full range of actual options. There's that vaunted Democracy we're hypocrites if we don't accept!
Edited, Mar 16th 2014 10:25pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
angrymnk wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
angrymnk wrote:
It is kinda amazing after the world was told the Ukraine coup was cause by Poland.
I'm obviously listening to the wrong news stations.
People still "listen" to the stations?
I listen to news radio all the time, both over the airwaves (AM even) and from the interwebs. Maybe I'm just showing my age.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Stalker rdmcandie wrote:
Preliminary numbers from Crimean referendum are over 80% voter turnout and with half the ballots over 90% wishing to rejoin Russia.
Well, Chechnya voted for 99% for Putin while there has been intermittent separatist warfare.
Maybe Russians really just love being beat down by Putin?
Just as Planned.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
~60% of people in Crimea are native Russian and everyone else was boycotting the referendum.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Jophiel wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Given that the option to remain under Ukraine wasn't an option, it could very well be "legit".
I hadn't been following but I read that the other day. The only ballot options were "Become part of Russia" and "Become an independent country". Seems legit.
Edit: I can half accept that people would choose rejoining Russia over going independent if those are their only two options but the ballot itself obviously wasn't intended to see how people felt about the full range of actual options. There's that vaunted Democracy we're hypocrites if we don't accept!
Edited, Mar 16th 2014 10:25pm by Jophiel
Uglysasquatch wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
~60% of people in Crimea are native Russian and everyone else was boycotting the referendum.
Aethien wrote:
If you google that it was an exaggeration, the choices were to join Russia or stay with Ukraine but with more autonomy.
What was said was that there was no option to remain the same. The option to "stay with Ukraine but with more autonomy" effectively says "be independent". So while there is a difference in wording, it's not much of an exaggeration.
Aethien wrote:
If you google that it was an exaggeration, the choices were to join Russia or stay with Ukraine but with more autonomy.
According to the HP the ballot choices were:
Quote:
Are you in favour of the reunification of Crimea with Russia as a part of the Russian Federation?
or
Are you in favour of restoring the 1992 Constitution and the status of Crimea as a part of Ukraine?
or
Are you in favour of restoring the 1992 Constitution and the status of Crimea as a part of Ukraine?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Option B seems like the status quo option then and apparently my casual interest in the topic made me misinformed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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