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#27 Feb 18 2014 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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It's just the wicked West once more trying to bring down Best Korea. When will they learn, they will never be able to beat the power of Dear Leader.

I know, we showed them, letting them acquire nuclear weapons and propagate a totalitarian dynastic regime. Meanwhile we only provided them with a few tens of billion of dollars in aid.

But, I mean, we make fun of them so who is laughing now, eh?
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#28 Feb 18 2014 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
someproteinguy wrote:
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Why would Japan do that?
We'll give them their colony back.


There is supposedly oil or some undersea resource under those islands, which is why they're fighting tooth and nail for them.

Prove there is nothing of value, and then Japan will let it go.
#29 Feb 18 2014 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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It's just the wicked West once more trying to bring down Best Korea. When will they learn, they will never be able to beat the power of Dear Leader.

I know, we showed them, letting them acquire nuclear weapons and propagate a totalitarian dynastic regime. Meanwhile we only provided them with a few tens of billion of dollars in aid.

But, I mean, we make fun of them so who is laughing now, eh?


Oh I'm sorry, I forgot jokes weren't allowed. I'll refrain, we can return to our #SRSBSNS discourse now.

Edited, Feb 18th 2014 2:15pm by IDrownFish
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#30 Feb 18 2014 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh I'm sorry, I forgot jokes weren't allowed. I'll refrain, we can return to our #SRSBSNS discourse now.

No, no, just stupid trite jokes aren't allowed. The premise of your joke is how badly N Korea has lost the battle against the rest of the world in recent times. The problem is that it hasn't. It's been wildly successful at making no concessions and raking in tons of cash.
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#31 Feb 18 2014 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Got it, I'll make sure to run all my jokes by you in the future. Make sure they're OK and everything. I'd hate to post something that you personally don't find funny.
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#32 Feb 18 2014 at 1:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Got it, I'll make sure to run all my jokes by you in the future. Make sure they're OK and everything. I'd hate to post something that you personally don't find funny.

Yeah, I might comment about it, and then you'd have to whine like a little ***** again for half a dozen posts. Your idea would probably save everyone time and pain.
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#33 Feb 18 2014 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
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Why would Japan do that?
We'll give them their colony back.


There is supposedly oil or some undersea resource under those islands, which is why they're fighting tooth and nail for them.
I'm sure they'll drop the claim to the oil once they get their comfort women back.

Anyway on that subject, comfort women jokes okay or no?
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#34 Feb 18 2014 at 1:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't get your panties in a bunch, I just did a one-off joke and you took it too seriously. Jesus.
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#35 Feb 18 2014 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
someproteinguy wrote:
Anyway on that subject, comfort women jokes okay or no?


I had to look up what "comfort women" even was.

That's disturbing...
#36 Feb 18 2014 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't get your panties in a bunch, I just did a one-off joke and you took it too seriously. Jesus.

Yeah, that, or I made fun of your joke and you cried. Actually, ignore all of that previous sentence prior to the "I"
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Anyway on that subject, comfort women jokes okay or no?


I had to look up what "comfort women" even was.

That's disturbing...
Well any joke would be something about what that kind of thing says about Japanese men and their buying power with the opposite sex, but yes it's all fairly disturbing even on that level. Probably would be a tired joke at this point anyway, but I just can't take anything in a thread about NK seriously for some reason. Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, Feb 18th 2014 11:59am by someproteinguy
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#38 Feb 18 2014 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Anyway on that subject, comfort women jokes okay or no?


I had to look up what "comfort women" even was.

That's disturbing...
Well any joke would be something about what that kind of thing says about Japanese men and their buying power with the opposite sex, but yes it's all fairly disturbing even on that level. Probably would be a tired joke at this point anyway, but I just can't take anything in a thread about NK seriously for some reason. Smiley: rolleyes


I really can't either, between the quasi religion they have developed for Dear Leader (or rather, the meme that has arisen about that) and how much of a joke they are in terms of actual threat, I find them hilarious in a horrible kind of way.

Edited, Feb 18th 2014 4:39pm by IDrownFish
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#39 Feb 18 2014 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Anyway on that subject, comfort women jokes okay or no?


I had to look up what "comfort women" even was.

That's disturbing...
Well any joke would be something about what that kind of thing says about Japanese men and their buying power with the opposite sex, but yes it's all fairly disturbing even on that level. Probably would be a tired joke at this point anyway, but I just can't take anything in a thread about NK seriously for some reason. Smiley: rolleyes


I really can't either, between the quasi religion they have developed for Dear Leader (or rather, the meme that has arisen about that) and how much of a joke they are in terms of actual threat, I find them hilarious in a horrible let kind of way.


Threat, as in offensive threat?

Let me put it this way. Afghanistan had neither sea access nor nuclear capabilities.

So, a qualified no.
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Got it, I'll make sure to run all my jokes by you in the future. Make sure they're OK and everything. I'd hate to post something that you personally don't find funny.


DeadFish, meet Smasharoo.

Edited, Feb 18th 2014 4:34pm by Timelordwho
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