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#1 Feb 15 2014 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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#2 Feb 15 2014 at 8:02 AM Rating: Default
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I had to look her up.

Looks like a loss to the male population.

Wasn't half of entertainment industry gay? Can we just have the president announce he is **** and get this thing over with?

i am sorry. Replace **** with butt-pirates.
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All those hours thinking about what it was like when she was **** Michael Cera were wasted?
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Meh. At most she was **** material and that is not going to change based on her sexual preferences. -shrug-
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At most she was **** material

Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.
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Little known fact: all women in Hollywood named Ellen are lesbians. It's a sort of code they agreed upon at the last union meeting.
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#7 Feb 15 2014 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.
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This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.

Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being gay. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.
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You find Ellen Page unattractive? Huh.

Kristen Stewart I get. I understand why I'm supposed to find her attractive but something about the sum of her parts makes my lizard brain go "?... nah."
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I thought Ellen Page had already come out before. Huh.
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#11 Feb 15 2014 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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She had to come out now because David Cage was probably hitting on her.
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#12 Feb 15 2014 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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Ellen Page is cute, in a little kid sort of way. She's not very curvy.
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Ellen Page is cute, in a little kid sort of way. She's not very curvy.

Finding her attractive makes me feel like a <Google censored word here>.
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At most she was **** material
Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.
There's also sandwich making.
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Meh, to me she looks like she could be Jenna Coleman's much less attractive sister.
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This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.

Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being gay. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.


I wasn't judging from her style or anything, it's just been heavily rumored for years now.
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You find Ellen Page unattractive? Huh.

Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable. Sorry, 12 year old boys :(

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I wasn't judging from her style or anything, it's just been heavily rumored for years now.

Sure, but that's selection bias. Everyone in hollywood is "heavily rumored" to be **** basically all the time. While there certainly to seem to be a higher percentage of gays in the dramatic arts and related "industry" professions, for it to match the "heavy rumors" almost everyone would need to be.
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Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable.

Stock "12 year old boy" remark aside, I don't see that. But I guess now I know who to have curate my large collection of twelve-year old boys in wigs.
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Stock "12 year old boy" remark aside, I don't see that.


She's not blonde, honestly, it's probably mostly that. Let me photoshop blonde hair on her....yup, that's the key. No wonder I always had a thing for Jake Bussey.
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At most she was **** material

Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.


I am sure you are princess.

Her acting has zero bearing on her sexuality. The only **** thing a person's sexuality concerns is sex. Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her let alone advancing their relationship with her to the point of consensual sex. Hence why at most she is **** material.
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Hence why at most she is **** material.

At least the cooling breeze of the whoosh will sooth your feverishly chaffed dong.
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Hence why at most she is **** material.

At least the cooling breeze of the whoosh will sooth your feverishly chaffed dong.


Who said I **** to her? Kindly don't project unto others there.
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Oh right, her.

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Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her
Celebrities visit soldiers all the time. Just sayin'.
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I can't say I knew she was gay. or even strongly suspected. But after I heard, it wasn't terribly surprising.

That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same sex.

At least, not unless there is video proof. In which case I might be interested, depending on who the person is...
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I believe she said part of her reason for coming out was the fact that Michael Sam, the Missouri football player, did it last week. His coming out brought this reaction from a Texas sports anchor. I was genuinely surprised.

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Kindly don't project unto others there.

When I'm **** I'll project all over whoever I please thank you very much.
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So is this thread about **** habits now?
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So is this thread about **** habits now?


What else is a thread about Ellen Page munching carpet going to be?
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It could've gone into liberal conspiracy/gay marriage territory but it seems Alma and Gbaji didn't make it in time.
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Ellen Page is Canadian, speaks French, and makes American movies.

There's your bell.
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I like her. Especially when in costume:

http://punchingthewallsofreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/EllenPageasBoltie.jpg

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/e/Ellen%20Page%20-%20SUPER%20-%202_3.jpg

(Well, the movies she's been in are good, also.)
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Had to google that one cause of some anti-hotlinking rules from celebrity movie archive (porn site, by the way, in case anyone thought it was SFW or Not).

Good outfit... gonna have to watch that movie now I think.
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Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her
Not true. Her family is 2 hours from me and she has to fly in through the only major airport here to visit them. I have a remote chance of running into her and chatting with her.
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Not true. Her family is 2 hours from me and she has to fly in through the only major airport here to visit them. I have a remote chance of running into her and chatting with her.


He's been planning out the interception route for years.
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#37 Feb 16 2014 at 1:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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I believe she said part of her reason for coming out was the fact that Michael Sam, the Missouri football player, did it last week. His coming out brought this reaction from a Texas sports anchor. I was genuinely surprised.



This guy's a caster in my hometown. He's been on for years, and while a douche at times this video has made just about anyone I know from back home proud. I've seen this pop up on my facebook more times than any other video that went viral.

But on topic: Ellen Page is gay. Ok. So what? Moving on with my life, because I don't **** care.
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#38 Feb 16 2014 at 2:18 AM Rating: Default
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Never heard of her...

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That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same sex.

At least, not unless there is video proof. In which case I might be interested, depending on who the person is...


This...
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Never heard of her...


I'm not surprised you'd claim this. But I'm doubtful it's 100% true, given the site we are on and the recent movies (aimed toward this crowd) she's played in as well as the well hyped video game she starred in.

Kitty Pryde in the X-men movies
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I'm not surprised you'd claim this. But I'm doubtful it's 100% true, given the site we are on and the recent movies (aimed toward this crowd) she's played in as well as the well hyped video game she starred in.

Kitty Pryde in the X-men movies
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I did see the x-men movies, but didn't know who Kitty Pryde was and IIRC, I asked about her in one of the x-men threads. I actually had to look her up when I saw her name being thrown around. In any case, outside of the last celebrity thread, I'm not sure why you would think that I wouldn't know who she was unless wasn't anyone worth noting in the first place.

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Coming out as gay/lesbian is so passe. I would be more impressed if Smash posted that Gbaji was his sockpuppet
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Kakar wrote:
That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same sex.

You might not care, but other people do. It's still "news" since there's so few openly gay/lesbian professional athletes (in particular).
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There are a whole bunch in the Olympics at least. Mostly in sports coming from the X games I think. But all women, at least commentators like mentioning how some athletes are there with their girlfriend/wife and I have yet to hear them mentioning a male athlete being gay.

Putin seems to like going around and visiting the **** & bi athletes too, the Dutch girls anyway.
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That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same sex.

You might not care, but other people do. It's still "news" since there's so few openly gay/lesbian professional athletes (in particular).


I would argue against the premise that since there are so many who CHOOSE to keep their **** life personal, that it is "news". I would argue that is more personal and more akin to TMZ/gossip than actual news. I understand the possible effects of these people acknowledging their sexuality, but giving it this amount attention actually takes away from the movement of equality. This is the same argument made in every other progressive movement and I don't believe that this should be any different.
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I think it's a deal cuz she's the first openly famous **** female Eskimo.

Also, I had thought Ellen Page best known for Juno.
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Also, I had thought Ellen Page best known for Juno.

I didn't include it because I was listing things that a 20-30 year old video game playing male would be most likely to have watched and enjoyed.
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Didn't that one of Michael Cena or his lookalike in it? Only thing I remember with him in it was This is the End, and more to do he dies early on.
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Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her

Not even sure what this means. Do you live in some weird fantasy universe where C list actors are magical fairy princesses who require special permission to interact with? I imagine any of the forum poster who live near LA could probably "talk to her" in a **** Vonns on a Wednesday afternoon. Oh wait, she's gay, a Bristol Farms. My mistake.
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Do we have any forum posters living near LA?

No idea. I imagine you orI could set up a meeting with her by contacting her agent. Why we'd want to is a completely separate question. Salient bit is that actors aren't some weird super social caste, particularly Ellen Page wattage actors.

Edited, Feb 18th 2014 12:45pm by Smasharoo
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