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#1 Feb 15 2014 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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#2 Feb 15 2014 at 8:02 AM Rating: Default
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I had to look her up.

Looks like a loss to the male population.

Wasn't half of entertainment industry ***? Can we just have the president announce he is *** and get this thing over with?

i am sorry. Replace *** with ****-pirates.
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#3 Feb 15 2014 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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All those hours thinking about what it was like when she was ******** Michael Cera were wasted?
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#4 Feb 15 2014 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Meh. At most she was **** material and that is not going to change based on her sexual preferences. -shrug-
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#5 Feb 15 2014 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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At most she was **** material

Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.
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#6 Feb 15 2014 at 9:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Little known fact: all women in Hollywood named Ellen are lesbians. It's a sort of code they agreed upon at the last union meeting.
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#7 Feb 15 2014 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.
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#8 Feb 15 2014 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.

Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being ***. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.
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You find Ellen Page unattractive? Huh.

Kristen Stewart I get. I understand why I'm supposed to find her attractive but something about the sum of her parts makes my lizard brain go "?... nah."
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#10 Feb 15 2014 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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I thought Ellen Page had already come out before. Huh.
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#11 Feb 15 2014 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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She had to come out now because David Cage was probably hitting on her.
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#12 Feb 15 2014 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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Ellen Page is cute, in a little kid sort of way. She's not very curvy.
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#13 Feb 15 2014 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Ellen Page is cute, in a little kid sort of way. She's not very curvy.

Finding her attractive makes me feel like a <Google censored word here>.
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#14 Feb 15 2014 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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At most she was **** material
Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.
There's also sandwich making.
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#15 Feb 15 2014 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, to me she looks like she could be Jenna Coleman's much less attractive sister.
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This is about as shocking as when Ricky Martin came out.

Eh. I think it's a *little* surprising. Not every boring, wooden, unattractive actress in their 20s is going to end up being ***. Kristen Stewart loves the D apparently.


I wasn't judging from her style or anything, it's just been heavily rumored for years now.
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#17 Feb 15 2014 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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You find Ellen Page unattractive? Huh.

Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable. Sorry, 12 year old boys :(

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#18 Feb 15 2014 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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I wasn't judging from her style or anything, it's just been heavily rumored for years now.

Sure, but that's selection bias. Everyone in hollywood is "heavily rumored" to be *** basically all the time. While there certainly to seem to be a higher percentage of gays in the dramatic arts and related "industry" professions, for it to match the "heavy rumors" almost everyone would need to be.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

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Only about as unattractive as I find a 12 year old boy in a wig, from which I find her basically indistinguishable.

Stock "12 year old boy" remark aside, I don't see that. But I guess now I know who to have curate my large collection of twelve-year old boys in wigs.
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#20 Feb 15 2014 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Stock "12 year old boy" remark aside, I don't see that.


She's not blonde, honestly, it's probably mostly that. Let me photoshop blonde hair on her....yup, that's the key. No wonder I always had a thing for Jake Bussey.
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#21 Feb 15 2014 at 1:18 PM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
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At most she was **** material

Is this how you see women's value as human beings? Purely as **** material? I'm deeply offended.


I am sure you are princess.

Her acting has zero bearing on her sexuality. The only **** thing a person's sexuality concerns is ***. Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her let alone advancing their relationship with her to the point of consensual ***. Hence why at most she is **** material.
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Criminy wrote:
Hence why at most she is **** material.

At least the cooling breeze of the whoosh will sooth your feverishly chaffed dong.
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Jophiel wrote:
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Hence why at most she is **** material.

At least the cooling breeze of the whoosh will sooth your feverishly chaffed dong.


Who said I ****** to her? Kindly don't project unto others there.
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#24 Feb 15 2014 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh right, her.

Thanks Obama. Smiley: oyvey
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Not a single person on this forum will ever have a remote chance of even talking to to her
Celebrities visit soldiers all the time. Just sayin'.
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#26 Feb 15 2014 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can't say I knew she was ***. or even strongly suspected. But after I heard, it wasn't terribly surprising.

That out of the way, do we still need press conferences to announce this crap? I don't really care what football player/singer/actor prefers banging people of the same ***.

At least, not unless there is video proof. In which case I might be interested, depending on who the person is...
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