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#1 Feb 07 2014 at 11:20 PM Rating: Decent
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4 Canadians in slopestyle snowboarding tonight. 3 are top ranked in the World Thats W-O-R-L-D for you southerners.
4 Canadian chicks qualified for some mogul stuff. 3 are sisters all 4 are totally bangable. 3 top 5 ranked in the world.

6 medals or GTFO



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Stalker rdmcandie wrote:
Rules:

Keep your **** bashing/gay loving political sh*t out.
We all spy on each other so no one gives a sh*t about that either.

This is for chest beating and friendly international ATHLETIC Rivalry.

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I am going to start by saying

4 Canadians in slopestyle snowboarding tonight. 3 are top ranked in the World Thats W-O-R-L-D for you southerners.
4 Canadian chicks qualified for some mogul stuff. 3 are sisters all 4 are totally bangable. 3 top 5 ranked in the world.

6 medals or GTFO



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#3 Feb 08 2014 at 7:08 AM Rating: Good
Honestly, the only matchup that matters with you canucks is woman's hockey. Lets hope they brawl some more!
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Can you guys stop saying the word 'gay'? I don't think google would approve.
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#6 Feb 08 2014 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, sorry. "Fanny bandit."
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#7 Feb 08 2014 at 9:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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First 3 medals in for the Netherlands. Gold, silver and bronze on the 5000 meter speed skating for men.

Sven Kramer is the second person in history to successfully defend his gold medal on the 5000m and the first time since 1964 for a full podium by one country and only the third time this happened on any distance in the history of the Olympics.
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#8 Feb 08 2014 at 9:03 AM Rating: Decent
Nice job on Gold USA in the Snowboard Slopestyle that guy had an awesome run! Canada got Bronze and the kid who did it is nursing a broken rib. Was a cool event to watch.

As for hockey...I don't really care much for the womens hockey. Baring some tragic incident where the US or Canadian teams perish...it will be US vs Canada for the umpteenth time. Mens hockey though. Stoked for that.

(also Umpteen is an actual word.)

Also update the OP for sensitivity reasons. (credit for **** bandit where its due.)


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We watched the opening ceremonies and laughed at the fail of the 5th ring not opening.

Also, how empty the stadium was. I don't even think half the seats were filled.
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#10 Feb 08 2014 at 9:12 AM Rating: Default
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Also, how empty the stadium was. I don't even think half the seats were filled.


That is pretty rude of you. If you watched to the end you would have seen all those seats fill up with the athletes after the march of the nations.
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Also, how empty the stadium was. I don't even think half the seats were filled.


That is pretty rude of you. If you watched to the end you would have seen all those seats fill up with the athletes after the march of the nations.


I guess people don't care that much about marches. I was zoning in and out. I was surprised to see Greece putting such a small team.
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Also, how empty the stadium was. I don't even think half the seats were filled.


That is pretty rude of you. If you watched to the end you would have seen all those seats fill up with the athletes after the march of the nations.


Uh, no. That's not the parts of the stadium I was referring to. The stadium itself had plenty of open seats in sections that were not set aside for the athletes. Unless the athletes, upon finishing their march, integrated into the rest of the crowd, which sounds like a logistical nightmare.

All I know is that really cool LED thing they did with the audience, where the words and letters flashed over them, had a lot of dead pixels in it because nobody was in that seat.
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#14 Feb 08 2014 at 12:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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I present the motion that 'yabba dabba doo' is the new replacement word/phrase for 'gay'.

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Or it could stand in for lovemake; e.g. yabba dabba doo you, you Canute.
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Why not both?
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#17 Feb 08 2014 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
Wooo! Canada Sisters just went 1-2 in Moguls. USA got Bronze!
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I prefer the term "Superior Celestial Being" myself.
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#19 Feb 09 2014 at 1:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm just waiting for the Sochi explosions..

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#22 Feb 10 2014 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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**** fucking yeah! The second all Dutch podium in 3 days and on a distance the Dutch have never won a gold medal before. We're even leading the medal charts for a little bit.
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#24 Feb 10 2014 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
3/3/1

We don't like bronze any more north of the border. we got a taste for gold and we aren't giving it up.

Canada on top of the medal rankings...Get some. (speed skating and skining almost over Dutch and Norway done getting medals)



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#25 Feb 10 2014 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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The Olympics are on?


Don't worry, it's the Winter ones, not the ones that matter. Let the lesser nations have their moment in the sun, we get to dominate the Summer.
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The Olympics are on?


Don't worry, it's the Winter ones, not the ones that matter. Let the lesser nations have their moment in the sun, we get to dominate the Summer.

It's no surprise a Texan would say this, you guys barely know winter exists.
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#27 Feb 10 2014 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
I've gotten about three snow days so far this semester. That said, I haven't gotten any snow at all, it was just a mild threat of icy roads and they closed for the most part.

Looking at at least a delayed start tomorrow, too.
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Snowboarding is pretty much the only winter sport I'll watch, and even then, I don't follow it. I was a bit shocked at far behind the women are in terms of trick difficulty compared to the men. The men are throwing out ridiculous tricks that belong in video games, and the woman are tossing out the tricks the guys were doing five to ten years ago. I can't really say it's because of differences in physical strength either, some of those guys are pretty small and they're still throwing out insane moves.
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Well, even if the men are small, their muscle/body weight ratio is still well above the womens'.
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The difference in difficulty is shockingly large though. I haven't seen much of snowboarding but on the Moguls the women on the podium jumped a 360 and a backwards flip on the 2 jumps where the men jumped a 720 with a backflip and more stuff like that. And from what I heard a 900 on the women's slopestyle was a big deal but all the men have to be able to do a 1440 to even compete.
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Hmm, yeah I just watched the gold medal slopestyle runs for men's and women's. (Which took forever to find on NBC's god-awful and dysfunctional olypmics website.) Turin is right that the men's tricks look like video game moves. And the women just did vanilla rotations. Maybe the sport's gender-skewed participation has an effect? I feel like it's rarer to see a young girl snowboarding or skateboarding than their relative participation in other sports.
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It doesn't really help that the women's slopestyle was held a day after the men's slopestyle so you're watching the women with the men's tricks in mind.
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#36 Feb 11 2014 at 6:23 AM Rating: Decent
**** KIDS! Canada is cleaning up. Everytime I wake up our athletes **** out more medals.
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Snowboarding is pretty much the only winter sport I'll watch, and even then, I don't follow it. I was a bit shocked at far behind the women are in terms of trick difficulty compared to the men.

Yes, shockingly, it seems to be another example of a competition designed by men where male attributes are basically what is being measured. There is a reason there isn't an Olympic Nurturing event.
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The girls get to join in on the ski-jumping this year. That's something.
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Snowboarding is pretty much the only winter sport I'll watch, and even then, I don't follow it. I was a bit shocked at far behind the women are in terms of trick difficulty compared to the men.

Yes, shockingly, it seems to be another example of a competition designed by men where male attributes are basically what is being measured. There is a reason there isn't an Olympic Nurturing event.
Some kind of reality show thing? Put you in a box with 20 screaming kids and see how long you can go before losing it.
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#40 Feb 12 2014 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
http://globalnews.ca/news/1141984/watch-canadian-country-ski-coach-rushes-to-help-russias-anton-gafaro-after-fall/

Oh Canada.
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Canadians... Smiley: disappointed

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Stupid Canadians, spoiling our perfect streak in men's speed skating by getting a silver medal. We're only 8/9 medals now!
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#44 Feb 12 2014 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
Haha I saw that, I kinda felt bad for the nixing the clean sweep for the Lagelanden.

But we had to keep pace with Norway before all the skiing is done...and those **** krauts sitting in top place with 6 Golds. Da Fuq.

Its cool though for 18 hours yesterday Canada led in both Gold and Total medals for the first time our nations olympic history (summer or winter) so that is something special.

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The only relevant medals are speed skating medals and we've got 10/15 so far and we're looking to break the 13 medals total and the 6 gold medal records with solid medal chances in every distance and even another big chance at a podium sweep (men's 10,000m) coming up.

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1 Down, 1 to go. GG USA.
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I'll be happy when there's a women's hockey final that isn't U.S. vs Canada.

It's okay I'm sure we'll come up with some kind of good excuse, we can blame the speed skating losses on the suits, the figure skating on the judges, maybe we'll just call ya'll freaks with too much ice or something? It'll help us feel better about ourselves.

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#48 Feb 21 2014 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
Enjoy Bieber Murika! You earned him.

Good game though. Good luck against Finland for the Bronze you douchenozzles.



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I'll be happy when there's a women's hockey final that isn't U.S. vs Canada.
Who do you think will be playing Canada then?
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I'll be happy when there's a women's hockey final that isn't U.S. vs Canada.
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