http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/03/world/asia/marshall-islands-castaway/
(CNN) -- A mysterious castaway claiming to have been lost at sea for 13 months is now safely back on land, but many questions remain about how he could have lived on his small boat for so long as it drifted across the Pacific Ocean.
The man calling himself Jose Salvador Alvarenga turned up in a heavily damaged boat on a remote coral atoll in the Marshall Islands, claiming that he had been living off fish and turtles he had caught and relying on rainwater, and sometimes his own urine, to drink.
Also, crazy @#%^ or intentional attention seeking @#%^?
Edited, Feb 4th 2014 10:44am by Smasharoo
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Smasharoo wrote:
Also, crazy @#%^ or intentional attention seeking @#%^?
It could also be The Arrow.....
Article wrote:
The man calling himself Jose Salvador Alvarenga turned up in a heavily damaged boat on a remote coral atoll in the Marshall Islands
Wiki don't fail me again wrote:
The Compact of Free Association with the United States gives the U.S. sole responsibility for international defense of the Marshall Islands. It allows islanders to live and work in the United States, and establishes economic and technical aid programs.
Sounds like a back-door illegal immigration scheme to me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
If he and the person he was with (who died) actually did disappear about 13 months ago like he claimed, it's probably got a nugget of truth to it.
If his wife steps forward and says she asked him to repaint the house just last month, then it's a hoax.
If his wife steps forward and says she asked him to repaint the house just last month, then it's a hoax.
Smasharoo wrote:
Also, crazy @#%^ or intentional attention seeking @#%^?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Sounds like he got really lost from Cuba.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Also, crazy @#%^ or intentional attention seeking @#%^?
It could also be The Arrow.....
He's not cute enough
Smasharoo wrote:
Also, crazy @#%^ or intentional attention seeking @#%^?
Both is possible.
I suppose someone could stage and carry out their own shipwreck.
The story about his young shipmate that died seems a little odd. A person that is literally starving to death refusing bird meat because it's raw seems questionable.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I bet he was quite tasty.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
I bet he was quite tasty.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
He looks mighty healthy to have been at sea for 13 months.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
He looks mighty healthy to have been at sea for 13 months.
I think so too. But admittedly, my image of a person just rescued after being lost-at-sea was created in Hollywood.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
But admittedly, my image of a person just rescued after being lost-at-sea was created in Hollywood.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think so too. But admittedly, my image of a person just rescued after being lost-at-sea was created in Hollywood.
I think "awfully well hydrated" is the real eyeball test failing issue.
I think "awfully well hydrated" is the real eyeball test failing issue.
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I really don't care. I just hope I don't have to hear more about this.
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I really don't care. I just hope I don't have to hear more about this.
Opening this thread was a great first step.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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